we were showing all these different things.

People put your face and they put your --

on different objects and sell them.

And you really get no money for this.

No. But you have a very good face.

And so they put it on different things.

I saw one I thought was very interesting.

This is a candle. This is for sale.

It says, "I love you more than I love Steve Buscemi."

This is good for Valentine's Day.

-It's very nice. -And we got this -- Yeah.

Is there any -- Are there any --

[ Laughter ]

Should we give it to someone in the audience?

-Yeah. [ Cheers and applause ]

-Yeah, I'll go with you. Yeah, you want to bring it?

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Don't throw it. Don't throw it.

Wow, that's -- Oh, that's glass.

Oh, happy Valentine's Day.

Ah, is that amazing?

Happy Valentine's Day.

That's -- That's the way to do it right there.

Enjoy your Valentine's Day. That's how you do it.

That's the act of giving and loving.

I love that you did that. Good.

She'll enjoy that.

You could tell she was -- she was loving that candle.

-I am so generous.

-You really are a generous man.

The Internet loves you.

And people love you. The fans love you.

There's a thing on the Internet --

I don't know if you've seen this --

where people put your face on famous characters.

Not just candles, but they take your eyes,

and they put your eyes on different things.

-Yeah, yeah.

-I don't know if you've ever seen this, but...

this is pretty cool.

This is --

[ Light laughter ]

That's baby Yoda, right?

And then here's baby Yoda with your eyes.

[ Laughter, cheers and applause ]

Pretty good. It's cute.

I think it's pretty cute.

-He just became sexy baby Yoda.

-Sexy baby Yoda. Exactly right. Yeah.

-That sounds so wrong. -Yeah, look -- No, no.

I want to talk about "Miracle Workers: Dark Ages."

Congrats on this. -Thank you so much.

-Very funny, very well-written show.

This is -- -Written by Simon Rich.

-Simon Rich. -Simon Rich.

-I love Simon Rich. -Yeah, he's great.

-He's brilliant. But this is Season 2.

And in the first season, you play God.

-Yeah, it's a little confusing. It's an anthology show.

So, in the first season, it all took place in heaven.

Daniel Radcliffe played a lone angel in the prayers department.

And I played a very disinterested

and sort of inept God.

-Yeah. -That was my character.

But the second season, same actors,

so Daniel Radcliffe again and me and a great cast,

but now this is set in the Dark Ages.

I am no longer God.

-Who do you play in this season?

-I play the town [bleep] shoveler.

And my name is Eddie [Bleep]shoveler.

-That just happens to be your name.

-And I shovel [bleep]

I'm just gonna keep saying [bleep] over and over.

-You're allowed to say that, yeah.

You just can't say "shovel." That's what we're bleeping out.

-Oh, "shovel," okay.

[ Laughter ]

-What a demotion. You've gone from God to --

-Well, no, I think it's a step up in a way,

because he's got such an important job.

You know, and he's -- -Well, I guess so.

-Yeah, and he's proud of what he does.

And he's got a family.

And he's a pillar of the community.

And people like him.

-See? That's -- I love that about you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

That's the one thing I do --

one of the many things I love about you.

I run into you at different charity events,

and you do a lot for the firefighters

and stuff like that.

Did you come from a blue-collar family?

-Yeah, yeah, well, my dad was --

he was a sanitation worker for 30 years.

-He was? Wow. -Yeah, yeah.

So he was very big on civil service.

And he made me and my brothers

take whatever civil service exam came up when we were 18.

And so I was lucky.

It was the fire department, and I was even luckier to pass.

And I did that for a few years. -Absolutely.

-And now I help out with Friends of Firefighters,

which is an organization that provides mental health services

and other services to firefighters.

And it's great, you know, to be able to help and to give back.

-Yeah. [ Cheers and applause ]

What more can I say? I love this guy.

He's a great actor, and he's nice, and he's super funny.

I want to show everyone a clip.

Here's Steve Buscemi in "Miracle Workers: Dark Ages."

Take a look.

-Take this stick, okay?

And I want you to walk about 50 to 400 feet behind me.

Be real quiet.

And if you see a bear, then hit him with the stick

and shout and yell, "Bear."

This way, I'll know there's a bear.

And, you know, it'll play out from there.

-I want you to know I do not take this honor lightly, sir.

To have earned your respect through my hard work alone,

it means the world to me.

I would not trade this stick for any gilded laurel.

-Okay, great.

[ Laughter ]

-All right. Yeah, yeah, go, go, go.

Steve Buscemi, everybody!