Hi.

Where's Rach?

She's in her room, why?

Oh, I have to talk tor

about this groomsman situation, okay?

I'm not gonna watch Chandler up there

while I'm sitting in the seats like some chump.

This wedding isn't about you.

It's not? Then who's it about?

Well, it used to be about me, but now I have no idea.

( knocking )

( gasps )

My God, you're breathtaking.

What do you want?

You haven't, by any chance, chosen

a groomsman yet, have you?

Oh, Ross, come on, please.

Don't make this harder

than it already is.

I'm not.

I'm making it easier. Pick me.

Well, Chandler said that it's really important to him, too.

I'm sorry, did you and Chandler go out?

Do you and Chandler have a huge history? Huh?

Do you and Chandler have a, have a child together?

If I said yes, that would totally

freak you out, wouldn't it?

Listen, listen.

Whoever you pick is going to walk down the aisle with .

Now, I promise, I won't say a word, but if you pick Chandler,

he's going to be whispering

stupid jokes in your ear the whole time.

Oh, you are the lesser of two evils.

Yes!

Oh, please, don't say anything to Chandler until I talk to him.

I cannot believe you played the Emma card.

Oh, please. I was prepared to offer you my body.

Oh, my God, and I didn't hold out!

You know, normally that would hurt my feelings,