A 60 micronwideshiporstringcouldbethreadedintoyourmouthandcomeoutsomewhereelse, butitcouldn't dothatbyentering a poororhairfollicle.
Thismakesthe G I tractwhatengineerscallAhthrough, whereaspoursYurithrowsnipples, ears, hairfollicles, birthcanalsandtheSinusesareblindholes.
Theycouldbeentered, buteventuallydeadinusuallyatnarrowcapitalAirespermeableonlybuythingssmallerthan a singlebloodso, andthedeterminationtonotbestopped.
It's a blindholenow, altogether, countingallofyourporesandhairfollicles.
You'vegotmillionsofblindholesalloveryourbody.
Butaretheyactuallyholds?
That's a realhumdingerbecauseyouknowwhat a holeis, whatwhat a wholereallyis.
It's a word a colloquial, fuzzy, impreciseLexseemthatrefersto a hostofdisparate, utterlyunreconcilablethingsthateludes a singleprecisemathematicaldefinition.
Infact, holesmightnotevenexist.
I mean, thinkaboutit.
If I eatAh, wholedoughnut, have I eatenthewholelike?
Istheholeinsidemeorcould I eat a doughnutwithouteatingitshole?
Could I goto a storeandbuySwisscheese?
Butleavetheholesatthestore?
Clearly, Holesareatbestontological e parasitic.
Theirexistencedependsupontheexistenceofsomethingelsethattheycaninhabitorbe a disturbancein.
Ofcourse, thephilosophyofholesrarelymatters.
Inyourdaytodaylife, youcancallsomething a holeandcontextwilldoitswork.
Andpeoplewillknowwhatyou'retalkingabout.
Buttake a lookatthis.
Doesthishave a holeinit?
Well, yeah, right.
Obviously.
Righthere, there's a hole.
I canputmyhandinit.
Itcanstorethings.
It's got a hole.
Butnowimaginethat I couldmoulditlikeitwasmadeoutofclayand I moldeditdownintotheshapeof a drinkingglass.
Youcouldseehowthatcouldhappen.
Right?
Well, does a drinkingglasshave a holeinit?
Ifthisdoes, thenthisshouldtoo, right?
I mean, I didn't pinchthewholeshutorglueanythingtogether.
I sureFine.
I mean, I couldacceptthat a drinkingglasstechnicallyhas a holeinit.
Butnowimaginethat I tookthisglassand I moldeditout, and I wideneditsopeninguntil I had a shapelikethis.
A bowlnow.
Does a bowlhave a holeinit?
Now?
We'rereallystretchingtheuseofthewordhole.
I mean, ifsomeonesaidthey'rebullhad a holeinit, I wouldthinkthatithad a holesomewhereelseanditwasleaking.
Butsure, let's callthis a hole.
It's notveryprototypicalone, but I thinkyouseewhere I'm goingwiththis.
If I thenmoldedthebowlandflatteneditssidesallthewayoutuntil I had a plate, a shapelikethis, well, does a platehave a holeinit?
Notreallysoif a platedoesn't have a holeinit.
Butthisshapedid, and I continuouslymoldedfromheretotheglasstothebowltotheplate.
And I nevergluedanythingshutwherethewholego.
Clearly, blindholesareprettyunique.
Theycanberemovedwithoutclosingorpinchinganything.
Shut.
Comparethattothethroughholeof a doughnut.
Thereisnowaytoremove a doughnutsthroughholeoradd a newthroughwholewithoutgluingstufftogether, squishingthingstogetherthatusedtonotbetogetherorrippingpiecesapart, poking a holethroughandbreakingit.
A 60 micronwidetravelercouldenterit, meanderdowntheesophagusandkeepgoinguntiltheywerewelldumpedoutbutturneddownthetracheaandtheywoulddeadendinthelungs.
Theretinyopenings, about 1/3 of a millimeterwideintowhichtearsthefluid, constantlymoisteningandprotectingyoureyeballdrain.
Onceinsidethelateralpuncture, tearsflowthroughnasalAkramelductstearductsintoyournasalcavity, whichiswhywhenyou'remaking a lotoftearfulstiffly, I havetoblowyournose.
That's notsnot.
That's mainlytears.
Thatthepointis a 60 micronwidestringcouldbepushedintoanyofyourfourlackrebelPoncathreadedthroughyourtearducksintoyournasalcavityintothepharynxandthenpushedallthewayoutyourbutt.
Thefamousjokethateightapologiseddoesn't knowthedifferencebetween a doughnutand a coffeecupisbasedonthefactthat a coffeecupcanbegentlycontinuouslymoldedinto a doughnutbysimplystretchingandsquashing.
Ifyouwanttofigureitoutyourself, here's a solution.
Simplyinflatethebulboftheshapeuntilyoucanskate a legofeachlooparounduntilthey'reuntangled.
AndTaraFreedomAllright, Let's definehome.
Youmorphis, um, a littlebetter.
Wesaiditwas a rubbersheetorclaylikemoldingprocedurewithnocuttingorbreakingorgluing.
Andthat's a goodintroduction.
Buthonestly, youcancutallyouwantduring a homeyoumorphismsolongasyouglueeverythingbacktogetherthewayitwasintheend.
More, moreprecisely, a homedwarfismis a byejektive, andbycontinuousfunctionit's a functionbecauseitis a listoforderedpairswhereeachpointstartsispairedwithwhereitgoes, requiringthatitbe a byeJekXinmeansthatitmustbe a specialkindoffunctionwherethereis a 1 to 1 correspondencebetweenpointsandoneobjectandintheother, notwopointscanmaptothesamelocation, andnopointcangetmagicallyturnedintomultiplenewpoints.
Basically, materialcannotbeaddedorsubtractedbycontinuousmeansthatanycutsmademustbelatermendedperfectly, withpointsgoingbackamongstthesameneighboringpointstheyhadbeforein a homeyoumorphism.
Theprecisetestforwhether a functionisbycontinuousisprettycool.
Atfirst, I consider a pointinonearrangement.
Nowwherethefunctiontakesthatpointisitsimage.
Okay, Now I choosesomeneighborhoodaroundtheimagewith a radiuslargerthanzero, and I considerallofthepointswithinit.
Ifthefunctioniscontinuousinthisdirection, I shouldbeabletofind a neighborhoodaroundthepreimage, theinputpointthatOnleycontainspointsthatmapinsidetheimagesneighborhood.
Inthiscase, I can.
Butinthiscasewe'vegotanoriginalpointandwhereitwentbutgiven a neighborhoodaroundwhereitwent, everyneighborhoodaroundtheoriginal, nomatterhowsmall, willalwayscontainsomestuffthatdidn't makeitover.
Whichmeanspointsgotseparatedbutnotputback.
Sothefunctionisnotcontinuousbye.
Continuitymeansthat a functionmustbecontinuousinbothdirections.
Willshortinformally, itcanoftenmakesense, dependingonthecontext, todifferentiatebetweentwoopeningsand a straw, theoneyouputinyourdrinkandtheoneyouputinyourmouth.
Butthatdoesnotmeanithastwoholes.
Itonlyhasone.
A strawishomieamoreFickto a tourists.
Bothopeningsarepartofthesamesinglehole.
Butthisprocessis a homomorphismandthusdoesnotcreateanynewholes.
Youcouldalsoseethatopeningsaren't holesbystretchingoneofthestrawsopeningsuntilitbecomestheouterpartof a doughnut.
Therereallywasonlyeverjustonehole.
Butenoughaboutstraws.
Let's getbacktothebody.
Wefoundeightexternalopenings.
Orificeisinterconnectedbytunnels, butopeningsaren't holes, they'repartsofholesandwecancountthoseholesasitturnsout, at a scaleof 60 microns, thehumanbodyhasseventhroughholes.
Thehumanbodyisnot a doughnut.
Itis a sevenholddoughnut.
Thisshapecanbemoldedandstretchedintoyou.
Firstwechoose a holetobethe G.
I tractthemouthheinoustunnel.
Now, intothisweroll.
Halfoftheotherorificeisokay.
Nowwe'vegotsomethingthatlooksprettyDanghuman.
Sevenholeswitheightexternalorifice.
Isthatmeatin a commonspace?
Thenasalcavity.
Ifwesquishallthematterintowardsthetunnelswillnoticethataresevenholdtouristsistop a logicallyequivalenttaufourpairsofpantssewntogetheratthewastes.
Yourbodyisn't a doughnut, It's a bodysuitfor a spider.