Hey! Have you heard of the I Like Trains kid?

He's pretty cool, but there might be something wrong with him

I don't know if he's cursed or if it's something with his brain

But the only thing he ever says is: "I Like Trains."

I LIKE TRAINS

From birth the I Like Trains kid never spoke a word

Not even to his parents, not a single sound was heard

But on the first day of school the teacher asked his name

All he did was smile as he said: "I Like Trains"

I LIKE TRAINS

They put him on some Ritalin to see if that would help

The doctor found the perfect dose and asked him how he felt

He stared at the doctor with that little creepy smile

And the I Like Trains kid said: "I feel great!"

He got a fancy job and he straightened out his life

He met a nice girl who he asked to be his wife

As they stood at the altar and prepared to say their vows

He put a ring on her finger, and he said:

I LIKE TRAINS

Got bad grades?

I LIKE TRAINS

Awkward Date?

I LIKE TRAINS

Don't like trains? ...

I LIKE TRAINS