Seriously, thatthingwas a goldmineofcringe, andmostofitstemmedfromawkwardandroboticcohostJamesFrancoFrancosinglehandedlyruinedtheentirenightwhilealsomakinghiscohostandHathawaylookbad.
ThebeautifulAnneHathawayisheretonightandthewayyougave a stunningperformanceinLesMiz.
WhilepraisingherawardwinningperformanceinLima's A Cob, hostTinaFeystatedthatshehadn't seensomeonequotesoaloneandabandonedsincewatchingHathawayhosttheOscarswithJamesFranco.
I havenotseensomeonesototallyaloneandabandonedlikethatsinceyouwereonstagewithJamesFranco.
BillMaherThe 69thPrimetimeEmmyAwardsWith a hostlikeStephenColbert, youshouldexpect a fairshareofpoliticaljokes, butitwasn't justthepoliticiansfacingColbert's raft.
I, uh, I assumehe's black, sincehe's socomfortableusingthe N word, I don't know.
Numbertwo.
GeorgeClooney.
The 72ndGoldenGlobeAwardsThe 2015 GoldenGlobesweresupposedtobeGeorgeClooney's NightashewasbeinghonoredwiththeesteemedCecil B.
DeMilleAwardcourse.
GeorgeClooneyisheretoreceivetheprestigiousCecil B.
DeMillelifetimeachievementawardorishe?
ButTinaFeyandAmyPoehlerbroughthimandhisaccomplishmentsdown a peg.
TheyunfavorablycomparedClooneytohiswife, AmalAlamuddin, andheraccomplishmentslikebeing a humanrightslawyerandworkingwiththeUnitedNations.
GeorgeClooneymarriedAmalAlamuddin.
Thisyear, a mallis a humanrightslawyerwhoworkedontheEnroncase, wasanadvisertoKofiAnnanregardingSyriaandwasselectedfor a threeperson U.
N commissioninvestigatingrulesofwarviolationsintheGazaStrip.
Sotonight, herhusbandisgetting a lifetimeachievementwas a scathingtakeoncongratulatoryentertainmentawardshows, anditcouldhavedonesomerealdamageto a lesseractor's ego.
Luckily, Clooneyseemstobe a humblemanandtiltedhisheadandagreeableacknowledgment.
Andthiswasn't eventhefirsttimefamedPolartaking a digathimeither.
It's thestoryofhowGeorgeClooneywouldratherfloatawayintospaceanddiethanspendonemoreminutewith a womanhisownage.
Butbeforewecringeatthemostsavagecelebrityroastatanawardshow, let's lookatsomebrutal, honorablementionswithout a hostwhowouldsitbehind a deskandpretendtobeinterestedinJasonBateman's vacationstories.
IsthatMatthewMcConaugheyhairrightHereitis.
YougotsofatsincetheOscars.
I almostdidn't recognizeyou.
WhyisMatthewMcConaugheynominatedfor a televisionaward?