Baldwinplays a predatoryscoutmasterwhotakesaninterestinCanteenBoyandPoorCanteenBoyismadeuncomfortablebyhisadvances.
Myshirtfelloff.
ViewerswereupsetthatSNLwouldmakelightofpedophiliaandmolestation, andfuturebroadcastsofthesketchshowedthatcanteenboywasactuallynot a childbutmerely a 27 yearoldmanchild.
Still, giventoday's sensitiveclimatearoundsexualharassmentandassault, it'd behardtoseeSNLdoing a sketchsimilartothis.
You'reveryfunny, Canteenboy.
Makemelaughsomemore.
NumbernineLyle, theeffeminateheterosexual.
I'm justcrazyaboutyou.
Yeah, we'vegottostopseeingeachother.
DanaCarveyplayedthissuburbanitedadtwicein 1989 and 1992.
ThatthingThenhe's confusedastowhyanyonewouldthinksuch a thingcompletelyunawareofthesignalshe's sending.
Whywould I wantOh, that's insane.
Onwhatyoucometothatconclusion.
ViewsontheLGBTQpluscommunityhavechangedsincethelastLylesketchsharedwiththepublicbeingMauracceptingnotonlyisbeinggaynotseenas a bigdealbutmockingstereotypesfoundin a lilesketchwouldalsodrawanger.
Yougetupthere, yougetthere, youaregrounded.
Youstaythereuntilyoufigureoutthat I amnotgay.
Okay, Dad, I'm sorry.
I justnumbereight.
Thesituationroom.
TigerWoodsaccidents.
WhenTigerWoodswascaughtupin a cheatingscandalin 2009 SNLdid a sketchbasedonallegationsthatWoodshasbeenwifeElinNordegrenattackedhimwith a golfclubinthesketchwouldstandsbyhiswifeaddressingthemediaaboutthesubject.
TheCoconutBangersBallinthefirstsketch, whereWillFerrellplaysRobertGuei, thecrooneriscoveringtheThongsongbyCiscoandBigPapabytheNotorious B.
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TheproblemisthatthosesongscontainversionsofThe N Word, whichGlacesaysinfullPapa, I likeitwhenyoukilledmebig.
Throwyourhandsinthereifyouthinkyou're a playerbackthenitwasmerelyshockingthatFarrell's characterwouldbethatoutoftouchandshameless.
ButnowitwouldbeunacceptableifShaneGilliswasletgofromSNLforsaying a racialsluron a podcast.
Youthink a whitecastmembercangetawaywithsayingthe N wordon a sketchtoday?
Anyway, checkouttheCD, You'lljustloveItormynameisn't numbersixin a boxforthe 2006 holidayspecial, JustinTimberlakeandAndySamberggetfriskyandfestiveandprofferupsomeveryspecialChristmasgiftsfortheirsignificantothers.
Eachoffershisjunkin a box.
Theearly 90 style R and B singerisplayedbyTimberlakeandSandbergreallysellthisnotionutterlyconvincedthatthiswouldbe a thoughtfulgifttoshowyourloveryoucareafteritwasreleasedin a box, wascelebratedinpopcultureandwonanEmmyin 2007.
However, theoutlandishromanticgestureintheMetoerahasuncomfortableovertonesoftheunwarrantedharassmentmanywomenface.
NumberfiveHighstakesJapanesegameshowtemporarysanComeAnwarThissketchfindsChrisFarleyasanAmericantouristcompetingon a horrificJapanesegameshowwherecontestantsaremutilatedortorturediftheydon't answerquestionscorrectly.
SomethingtodaysketcheswherewhiteactorsplayAsiancharacterssuchasthe 2008 sketchthatshowed a JapaneseversionoftheofficewouldbeseenasmockingAsiansNumberfourSamuraiHotel.
This'd isyetanotherexampleof a whitecastmemberplaying a Japanesecharacterwhospeaksgibberish.
PlayedbyJohnBelushi, Samurai.
Futabaworkedanassortmentofjobs, includinghotelclerkanddeliworker, andhealwayskepthistrustyKitanabyasidelike a roomforthenight.
Well, before I start a family, I need a specialSomehow, SNLgotenoughmileageoutofthischaractertocreatemultiplesketchesinthe 19 ninetiesand a fulllengthfeaturefilmWhat I want.
I justthought I'd stopbyandpickup a fewpersonalitems.
Oh, no, no, no, Pleaseremember, No, I don't wanttoknowaboutyouryoursexlife.
Critics, includingproduceroftheTVshowtransparentJillSoloway, seePatasanobjectofridiculebecausethecharacterdoesn't conformto a specificgendernorm.
TheapplicantplayedbyPriorandthehiringmanagerplayedbyChevyChasedo a wordassociationgame.
Just a wordassociation.
AllofSowehave a fewwords.
Anythingcomesyourmindtothrowback.
Okay, ThewordsChase's charactergivesoutaspartoftheexercisestartsoutinnocentlyenoughwithofferingslikeTreeandRain, butthendevolvedintoracialslurs, includingthe N word.
WhyTar, Baby?
Aswe'vealreadynoted, thereissimplynoway a whiteactorwouldbeallowedtousethe N wordin a sketchtoday.
Well, youkid, I amwakingup a 7 a.m. ThefakelaughSomecruiseshipstartedalsocrucially, SNLhasfacedcriticismforitslackofracialrepresentationinitscast, whichhadtriedtoaddressovertheyearsbyadding a morediversearrayoftalent.
Sothey'renotabouttolet a whiteactorplay a blackpersoninanysketch.