And ya know what? I wanna give you a highfivebros.com. And why am I giving you high fives?

Well that's a fantastic question because today. Well one...actually let me start again

I'm giving you a high five because I love you and you just deserve one.

But also because we're gonna do some good. We're gonna start this DONG off

with some good and that is by doing Tab for a Cause.

It is a browser extensions that donates to whatever charity you choose each time you open a new tab.

People that have used it have raised over $400,000 for charity so far

and it also doesn't cost you a thing.

It is really cool and Tab for a Cause was nice enough to sponsor this episode

And we're also gonna be running Tab for a Cause as we explore these DONGs, things you can do online now guys.

Hey are you patient? How patient are you?

I won't tell you what to do but BAM!

Side note this isn't in real time because when I played I took 69.738 seconds to press it.

Stats will be displayed here showing you a graph of when people clicked it.

I am more patient than 89.36% of those who played. So I mean that's pretty good? Maybe? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

If you can be even more patient than that you clearly have ambition…

Virtual Magician which is a creepy but awesome DONG.

Basically the computer can figure out what you chose or at least it could for me.

First pick a number or word from this list.

I'll choose 901.

Shhh!! Don't tell.

Now pick the color of it down here.

Is it more than 6 digits long?

No.

Which color reflect my current mood?

Pink, obviously.

When it says truck I think of the word “highway.”

Now click the box your word or number was in and say whether or not you're over 25

and now it'll put the answer behind the box you're going to pick and WHOA!

Now you can see how it did it and….oh….magicians never reveal their trick unless I buy them

a coffee or snack but I'm not going to because I need to save all my money for

Paper Clips which is a game that gets pretty complicated as you go.

It pits you against market forces and your job is to make paper clips.

You'll have to make the first bunch of them by clicking on this button but once you have

sufficient funds you can purchase an auto clipper which makes the job easier.

You'll also need funds to purchase more wire because once you're at zero spools

it stops production.

When you make your first 2,000 paperclips you can purchase a processor which determines

the speed of which operations are completed.

More and more elements get added as you make paper clips and it gets confusing.

So if you wanna stop thinking about markets and just mindlessly spend money check out

Spend Bill Gates' money.

Now unfortunately you only have 90 billion to spend but if you're wise you

can get a lot of valuables.

I'll buy 23 hamburgers.

I'll purchase a pair of headphones and four skateboards and eleven bikes.

And 22 jet skis, 6 speed boats, 15 bars of gold.

Ya know ll this spending is getting a little tiring, I might need a cup of coffee...naw ya know what I don't

wanna spend too much money.

After all, I only have $89,992,103,432 left. Hannah why did you write so many digits.

Play with it and let me know in the comments how long it took you to spend all of it and

what you bought with it. Hopefully you bought me a lotta nice things like a lot of llamas, and tacos and spaghetti.

Once you've blown through all that cash take

The visual quiz.

It takes you through ten different words like, teach, drive, and heal.

Adjust the slider depending on how important they are to you on a scale from 0 to 10.

At the end it will suggest a profession.

For me it recommends being a teacher.

I will think on that heavily but for now let's head to

Strobe.cool.

This doesn't take too much effort as long as you have 30 seconds and a pair of eyeballs

to stare in the center of this. If you don't have eyeballs that is okay. That is fine.

It has a little countdown right here and will alert you when time is up.

When it is, look around and if you're anything like me, the world will look all weird and

wavy.

The more you focus directly in the middle, the stronger the effect will be.

But hopefully you aren't too disoriented because you'll need your mind for

Rabbip, a fun but time-intensive word game.

You will be given the first and the last letter and two down here to choose from.

Once you determine what you think the word is, pick a letter.

If you have no idea, guess.

But keep in mind that guessing incorrectly loses you a life.

Additionally, if you don't guess in the time allotted you also lose a life so think

fast!

BUT STAY CALM and sift through movies with

Cinesift, a website that allows you to browse through a collection of films by online distribution

platform or dvd.

Of course you could go to netflix or amazon prime but who has the energy to sign in to

one and then the other and oh my gosh I'm exhausted just thinking about it.

So I could watch the Godfather but if I want to use netflix the first one that shows up

is Pulp Fiction.

Once you figure out what you're gonna watch take a relaxing

Tram ride through a peaceful landscape as this personified cat.

Use your right arrow key to continue forward and to brake just hold down the left for a

few seconds.

I could do this allll day but this DONG must come to an end eventually.

Or right now.

Links to all the DONGs can be found in the description below and before you start DONGing check out Tab for a Cause

And then DONG away so you're helping some people, helping your brain

You're DONGing, we're DONGing, everyone's DONGing together

which is the most important thing one can do.

It really brings us as people closer

Also there's a playlist of DONGs over here. What else is going on?

I don't know I saw Thor: Ragnarok twice. I really liked it. Did you see it?

Leave a comment below. And as always, thanks for watching.

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