ever I'm so sorry really bad ok should we try again take two what's up

everybody welcome back to my channel hi

today Shane you're back I don't know why I am... I'm scared

no what come on I just want to say I'm really grateful that you got me a pink

background to match my Pig aesthetic fully and you know really helping me

embrace my Pig side I hate how I look right now sorry I just saw myself in a

monitor the monitor oh look at my highlight though it's so pretty oh look

at my ok can I be honest this fixes everything

what is that look at your cheekbone now oh it's so pretty

it just looks like more sweat God all right so we all know that I did Shane's

makeup last time we filmed here and I thought it would be cool if maybe you

did mine so I thought wipe it off give me a full look here's the thing I love

you um but I don't want to see you without makeup in front of me I'm not

ready ok good I get that a lot I was actually thinking okay so here's the

thing we did a series for my channel it's not out yet it's coming I heard a

rumor that you do we had all the footage how did you leave every offensive thing

that was said it was like 30 seconds left it was 30 seconds series okay

sounds a good intro and then we'll do the apology okay

apology yes okay no but our series really is coming I'm really excited

about it it's just taking a minute and I have a lot of reasons why but it's

boring I won't go into it so I thought we should do something like to get

people ready to see how much we both changed through the experience of that

series okay okay so in the series I had to be rich for a day yeah it was

exhausting there's a lot more to it yeah that's a part of it uh-huh

now for your channel today um I think we need to humble you a little bit okay so

I don't want to do your makeup I want to take you to Walmart and I want to put

you in something that I would wear oh okay I want you to live a day in the

life of somebody who doesn't make 100 billion dollars okay

you'll hey I'm just remember - that caller just told me a deep breathing

when you get really anxious have you ever been ever like even back when

you're broke like was that a place you oh yeah true story when I was touring on

the road doing music Walmart's were great stops to stock up the whole tour

bus full of snacks got blankies get like water coolers and like ice cream bars so

I've been to Walmart I used to be one of those people that was the Boyar and I'd

love to watch the people of walmart calm I just love to see what kind of people

are out there you seem like the person who's waiting in a bathroom stall on

your knees that sounds like my early twenties that was because I was Lori

hole-high across America but now that that's a series buck so you've never

have you ever worked like a normal job like have you ever worked to like a

Walmart or like we're gonna target but my first job was Matt cosmetics and then

myspace happened and I've been self-employed ever since so on a real

level no so I worked at the mall I did a lot of other things which we'll talk

about in Shane's series that are very dark and depressing

buckle up on the Rue my brand uh-huh so you'll learn a lot more about my history

in that one but not no okay not really sorry I think working at the mall no

then maybe we can also figure out maybe you being a Walmart greeter because

that's been my dream job okay and with YouTube ads right now it might be soon

okay for me uh-huh all right oh I love this okay

okay so is there a Walmart in LA I don't mm-hmm there has to be if I type in like

Walmart on Yelp will it like remember it and tell mom and dad's her biggest

scandal

taking away all that Chanel makeup adds away from my father

four miles away I'm moving that's perfect wait so you okay what you're

wearing right now can I guess how much this was calculating okay so we got the

belt bag the shoes the sweater the knee leggings what do you keep in a bag like

that cuz like what do you need that for in here we have like my inhaler my

favorite lipstick my black card and a PT blender so are you okay with that cuz

like yes we could do your makeup that's Oh hahaha funny but I'm gonna humble you

a little bit I would love to get out of the house I'm like always here on my

knees so I would love to get on your knees there yeah perfect will you do it

together okay great what kind of clothes do they have there she big ones they're

the only store the only retailer that has 4x I would know Oh finally my asking

Fitness everything okay let's go to Walmart jesus take the wheel

am i okay I've never tried daddy okay so here's the deal I have a big question I

know wait you should come in here oh yeah Rylands here he drives me he's my

uber okay now I've seen a violin do a video at

Walmart there's a Gucci Walmart MoMA and irony of this whole whole thing do they

let you film there I've never some stores get crazy like some supporters

are down yep some of them right so that's the thing I've gotten shut down

every single time and I walk by myself you have somebody with a legit camera if

we get kicked out what are we gonna do because like what's the backup are we

gonna go somewhere else do we like ask the manager to see if

they're a jeffree star fan well like could we like three I'm trying

like a mile away is Louie Vuitton this turns into shopping we do it at Target

okay look I've done this before I'm a hipster I don't wanna say which one I

have a solution

what are you gonna plow my dildo yeah okay we're not gonna offer them coke I

have a little incentive this will work you don't want to let us film hey you

know we could change your tune girl I have some sweat - can I try - why did

you think this much was necessary though like a hundred dollars would make

anyone's day I mean maybe we're gonna go buy weed earlier I don't even remember

okay maybe I was gonna like I think that could work again okay so I'm ready to go

take a hundred degrees in Los Angeles and I'm scared but let's do it okay

here's my other problem okay I want you to have a really humble day completely

right okay so like what kind of car do you have

what's your cheapest car do you have anything like humble

okay if we're all gonna want to fit in the car let's just take the rolls-royce

okay this is that like a cheaper Larry Lake how much is the most expensive car

mm mm I'm trying to figure what shoes to wear do we have like in Oklahoma about

mine what's your really cheap shoes I mean these are little moccasin these are

the cheapest things down here whether they $10,000 $10,000 oh my god that's my

rims wait what about those are those oh those are names like little running

shoes here's the bigger foot thing me in a bigger dick so we're not getting that

same Jeff we forgot his keys because he doesn't have an assistant with him today

so he's doing things himself and he's trying he's being humble but he's

fucking everything up because he doesn't know how to do anything so we're waiting

it's hot outside there's a lot going on here

I want to let you guys know watching I don't understand this life either so

just know that and I'm experiencing it for you how much money do you think he

has right now just like well in cash there is at least 5 mmm like these 4

grand more than I have in my account maybe

he'll sponsor one of my video is this the car is this what we're taking yeah

don't look that expensive right what is taking job god damn it Jeffrey okay oh

wait that's confusing okay are you sure I can sit in here oh shut up

oh there's stars why it's yeah it's fiber optics come in it looks cooler

when it's dark out don't touch your door I got it why you want my poor to rub off

oh my god hide your asset world my mom's minivan

does that too whoa yeah look at the stars in the sky I mean we make them

brighter for you I'm so sorry so embarrassed whoo you guys have your own

like thing back here what is this yeah they don't air

I don't want Shane put this button right here it will massage your ass on the way

to Walmart really yeah we good first one-day year my ass hurts

I'm sure I'm so glad that my neighbor something I was hanging out

with hoodlums yeah I don't want him to think I was hanging out anyone weird

wait you know where Walmart is oh we're about to loot we're gonna about to

illegally look on our phones hey Chloe head Kourtney's hey Kylie

we were just talking about something off camera and you didn't want to talk about

it on camera because you're like I don't want or whatever but I do want to talk

about this okay because we're gonna get a lot of shit from people being like oh

you're making fun of Walmart making fun of whatever even though I do shelter

yeah I mean at the end of the day I okay go ahead sorry I just always tried man

what I was gonna say is I was like okay well we should think of like a charity

or something to do like to tie it in be like oh we're donating whatever but then

you were saying earlier are you okay with me saying this yeah go ahead

I don't know you're saying well today you were just at the LGBT Center yeah

and you donated how much 125 thousand which is crazy yes fuck times money and

then one thing you said you were just like you know oh I donated it was like

you know I was crying all these things and you were talking about other

companies there yeah donated who were huge billion to our companies who

donated literally nothing yeah and it was like it made you maybe actually cry

and get so emotional because I couldn't believe that a huge company I don't I

don't think we should say their name but we're talking like a massive media

company and they donated like I mean I just hate staying in a mount coz and

then where do people like well it's better than nothing but it's like when

they're a billion dollar company and I'm just a self-made you know I'm self-made

company and there's this company don't need a two grand and it's like less than

like one of their items that you can buy and I like actually this made me really

sad and I think was crying about it well the reason I wanted to bring it up

because that pisses me off because I've I'm having my own issues right now with

brands and yeah I hate them but what makes me mad is knowing that like this

video is gonna get shit right for us like I'll make it better cut to like you

donating that much money cut to other big companies who pretend

like they give a fuck donating nothing yeah this location is

so busy I'm a little shook gonna take that spot I don't want to get keyed so

I'm gonna I'm gonna just let my wait I just realized you're parking a four

hundred thousand dollar car oh yeah good title should we park in the neighborhood

and uber end I love a sister that has an innovative idea oh actually don't mind I

live for a moment there I'm just scared of this is really far away from the door

and yeah that's a lot of walking oh stop it Shan Shan wait Jeffrey's money what

are you doing someone's like out in the road and like not moving run them over

and then you get my under dollars and you say oh I loved God you're in my life

oh this cooker is not staying next to my car I don't think we're allowed in

because it's saying that you have to talk straight you know I don't I don't

think that's happened of a shame say goodbye say goodbye to the Spirit of

Ecstasy what it's not

that was my penis hey guys that was mine after I came out of the wall alright

shop with that yeah let's move the cart away from mine I would rather have you

baby looking like a tall glass of water in the same

I can't wait for Nate to watch this and break up with me second the day that old

man

go into the I'm James Charles Larry on the economic side they're on to us we

I'm scared off into a size seven or maybe not the fast I don't think it's

booty it down here your I think this is gonna fit into this we're not a baby

store like we're gonna say B section well yeah we are the actual like men's

oh I never know what gender too soft for

watching chains Connery Kathy Griffin everything but last night no nowhere

they were here it's like BAM so we're trying to find Jeffrey an outfit to

tumble him a little bit more Walmart they want me out of the South Bay and

the only dress two things I'm good and what what

look dude what gender should we be in is there an in-between Larry just saw him

I'm gonna grab them shouldn't be watching me write a little that's I'm

ruining it ruining his childhood wallets and boxes before they listen listen

before the manager gets here if she ever gets in trouble I'll hire on my company

oh well she can walk past waste 40 I'm home we could get you guys matching

outfits what if they'll have my sign waves how

much what he said they won't you're 26 yeah don't scream it out loud no this

game yeah 28 or 20s day and then you just have to

tighten them real tight yeah wait that's five of you sorry no that's a 38 the