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  • you know that is a song that goes like, Why men?

  • Great Till they gotta be great.

  • I've been singing a version of that in my head, but with different lyrics.

  • Which goes The world doesn't need your Corona virus.

  • Hot take anyway.

  • Good morning tickets Tuesday.

  • It's questioned Tuesday, the day that I answer real questions from real nerd fighters.

  • He's here, isn't he?

  • What should happen in the movie Cats, too?

  • I want two things.

  • I want some of the cast to be really big.

  • Something must be really small.

  • I want one thing, which is for there not to be a cat's to.

  • What was your first memory of me?

  • Of you?

  • Of me?

  • I don't know.

  • They're not chronological.

  • When we were kids, one time we were playing football like tackle football.

  • And remember, you hit a tree and you got a concussion.

  • Sure, it was of a size where when you hit it?

  • It Ben Yeah, moved significantly.

  • Yeah, all right, so I recently went to our childhood home.

  • Is the tree bigger?

  • It's not bigger, Hank.

  • It's the biggest tree in the world.

  • How different with boxed cake directions beyond Mars, it's probably like a situation where you don't need different instructions.

  • You need a different cake mix.

  • You're gonna have a lower pressure in the habit.

  • You have lower pressure, higher oxygen percentage sort of thing going on.

  • In that case, your cake probably rise very fast and very big.

  • It would be like a giant muffin.

  • Turns out I didn't need Hank's cake mix.

  • Mars Hot takes I might be wrong.

  • Oh, I mean, that's the whole point of a hot take.

  • You don't do your research first.

  • Would either of you ever consider another field of creative writing like poetry?

  • I I write poetry all the time for Syesha tangents.

  • It's true.

  • It's a great podcast that also, I write podcasts like The Anthropocene Review is juicy fruit, the one with stripes?

  • Or is that the yellow one juicy fruit is the yellow one.

  • What's the one with stripes called Remember that as a zebra's its mascot?

  • Oh yeah, zebra gum.

  • Can Google do it?

  • Can Google d'oh!

  • Fruit stripe?

  • That might be the most distinct way of describing fruit stripe gum I've ever heard.

  • A strong but fleeting flavor.

  • What did you think of Hank's book of beautifully foolish endeavor?

  • of which signed copies are available for Preorder now.

  • I just finished it.

  • It's so great.

  • Like the last book, it seems impossible to me that it was written by Hank.

  • You know what I mean?

  • Like, it seems impossible that it was written by my brother, who's kind of a doofus.

  • So free order Hank's book.

  • We're going on tour for it in July.

  • Maybe hey on NPR is ask me another over the weekend.

  • You are described as the modern day Bronte sisters.

  • How does that make you feel?

  • I think it's extremely kind.

  • Oh, yeah, makes its way over the top way over them.

  • The truth is, either Hank or myself would be lucky to be the Bronte sisters.

  • Ne'er do well, Brother Bramwell.

  • Hey, Google, who was the longest lived of the Bronte siblings?

  • Charlotte Bronte.

  • According to my lab, Charlotte Bronte, the most famous of the Bronte sisters, died the 31st of March 18 55.

  • The one who lived the longest and the sister who died first were buried side by side in a crypt located in the Hay Work Church.

  • Not forever.

  • That's not how it works, Theo.

  • Funniest part about that is that Google is technically pronouncing the last name correctly.

  • It was probably pronounced Bronte.

  • Yeah, we're saying we're up here being like Bron tay because that's how it's spelled Googles Too smart for that business.

  • Can you see many of the tick talks about us about us?

  • Yeah, Well, crap.

  • Sarah sent me one today.

  • Haven't seen any tick talks about us, except for the one that Sarah sent me.

  • And I probably won't see any tick talks about me unless they're, like, reported in The New York Times.

  • Because that's where I get my tic tac years.

  • Ain't gonna have to go to our show here in Columbus, Ohio, tomorrow will be in Indianapolis.

  • Then we'll be in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

  • Hope to see you.

  • Lots of on tour, Hank.

  • I'll see you right now.

  • Good job.

  • Great Outro.

you know that is a song that goes like, Why men?

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