Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Good morning, John. So the demon side show is constantly looking for images to use for thumbnails and graphics and stuff. And they're always finding very strange things on stock photography sites. And I decided that I would share some of the things that they have found it. And also some things that I have found along with some captions that people sent to me on Twitter. And here it all is. John. Have a good time with this thing that I decided to do right before I left for London. I don't know what I'm thinking. Let's do it. The doc said, uh, rubbing my knee daily. Would ah, get rid of the weird old lady face that it has inside of it? Look, Steven, I'm just gonna say it. You really don't look, uh, very much like your tinder profile pic. And like, I also play the game. I get it, but ah, I mean, thanks for taking him either the beach anyway, today announcing their run for the president of the United States, a new candidate which we find ourselves somewhat surprised to realize we would indeed vote for This is the best gender reveal party. I've ever been to? It is not Greek and theater unless your metaphor works on it. Least a three different levels. Jerry, I swear to you, you can order these marked turtlenecks that lands in dot com. You do not need a physical catalog that moment when you've been promoted to Admiral. But everybody's still treating you like a colonel. While we do applaud your creativity, Brenda, I'm afraid that your submission to the Northland Elementary School mascot design contest has bean ejected. Are you ready to hear about my breading? Night adventurers? Even my facade is a facade, Mom. I mean, in all honesty, we probably should have checked out the yelp reviews before visiting the island of Dr Moreau. Think this one might really be on us, Gary sock to the hand? Because the hand is actually my face. And that's the polite, Obviously they polite thing to dio. Don't worry, honey. Assad is in a movie. We're gonna be fine. Treat yourself or what about a meat yoself? Yeah, I think you've got sausage fingers. I know. Right now it seems like your winter, But trust me, five more minutes on the grill and you'll be in autumn don't you think? It's not a very big car, but it's a very big boot. They say There's a lot of fish in the sea. I say There's a lot of keys in the desert. I'm a locked dude. This is the last time you cannot keep searching Google images for headlights at work. Well, it's nine o'clock on a Saturday in a cack it some cream for his tea. I'm eating. Ah, bar of white chocolates. And as Marvin's for Fluffy and me Oh, not that I did it. Ah! Ah! A loofa Spahn. John, my, uh You know, I think the real pregnant dancing men were the stock photos we captured along the way. Okay, that's all I had. John, I'll see you on Tuesday and won't the real slim shady please stand up. Please stand up. Please stand up.
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