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  • Good morning, John.

  • So the demon side show is constantly looking for images to use for thumbnails and graphics and stuff.

  • And they're always finding very strange things on stock photography sites.

  • And I decided that I would share some of the things that they have found it.

  • And also some things that I have found along with some captions that people sent to me on Twitter.

  • And here it all is.

  • John.

  • Have a good time with this thing that I decided to do right before I left for London.

  • I don't know what I'm thinking.

  • Let's do it.

  • The doc said, uh, rubbing my knee daily.

  • Would ah, get rid of the weird old lady face that it has inside of it?

  • Look, Steven, I'm just gonna say it.

  • You really don't look, uh, very much like your tinder profile pic.

  • And like, I also play the game.

  • I get it, but ah, I mean, thanks for taking him either the beach anyway, today announcing their run for the president of the United States, a new candidate which we find ourselves somewhat surprised to realize we would indeed vote for This is the best gender reveal party.

  • I've ever been to?

  • It is not Greek and theater unless your metaphor works on it.

  • Least a three different levels.

  • Jerry, I swear to you, you can order these marked turtlenecks that lands in dot com.

  • You do not need a physical catalog that moment when you've been promoted to Admiral.

  • But everybody's still treating you like a colonel.

  • While we do applaud your creativity, Brenda, I'm afraid that your submission to the Northland Elementary School mascot design contest has bean ejected.

  • Are you ready to hear about my breading?

  • Night adventurers?

  • Even my facade is a facade, Mom.

  • I mean, in all honesty, we probably should have checked out the yelp reviews before visiting the island of Dr Moreau.

  • Think this one might really be on us, Gary sock to the hand?

  • Because the hand is actually my face.

  • And that's the polite, Obviously they polite thing to dio.

  • Don't worry, honey.

  • Assad is in a movie.

  • We're gonna be fine.

  • Treat yourself or what about a meat yoself?

  • Yeah, I think you've got sausage fingers.

  • I know.

  • Right now it seems like your winter, But trust me, five more minutes on the grill and you'll be in autumn don't you think?

  • It's not a very big car, but it's a very big boot.

  • They say There's a lot of fish in the sea.

  • I say There's a lot of keys in the desert.

  • I'm a locked dude.

  • This is the last time you cannot keep searching Google images for headlights at work.

  • Well, it's nine o'clock on a Saturday in a cack it some cream for his tea.

  • I'm eating.

  • Ah, bar of white chocolates.

  • And as Marvin's for Fluffy and me Oh, not that I did it.

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • A loofa Spahn.

  • John, my, uh You know, I think the real pregnant dancing men were the stock photos we captured along the way.

  • Okay, that's all I had.

  • John, I'll see you on Tuesday and won't the real slim shady please stand up.

  • Please stand up.

  • Please stand up.

Good morning, John.

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