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  • I once ruined the date when I punched myself in the face.

  • What was the context wielding party tricks?

  • And she was doing all these kind of like, she's, ah, double jointed that she was with this because you have to put up with she was, like, coming.

  • Then what's your party trick?

  • I was like, Well, I can kind of do this punching thing where, like, I don't actually punch myself, but I kind of like, move with it, you know, like, but I still get the sound.

  • I've got a massive neck, Show us.

  • It's okay.

  • It's basically like, was like, You know nothing about it looks pretty good, right?

  • If you're trying to impress a young lady on the first day, you find anything better than that.

  • A Z could see that it's no great on.

  • That was the problem.

  • Why did is I kind of like forgot to move with it cause that's all.

  • Then you move.

  • I clip my jaw on the side of my cheeks like bleeding.

  • She didn't realize this, but I could feel the blood filling, so I went to the toilet.

  • I'll be back in there.

  • It wasn't stopping.

  • It was my tongue in my mouth, and it was, like, literally pouring out of my mouth.

  • And then I started getting paranoid, cause I'm like, I've been in there for a while.

  • She's I think I'm having a poof way.

  • Tony.

  • What?

  • Someone thinks you got a pair of your mouth bleeding.

  • I was in there for leaks around 15 minutes.

  • It wasn't stopping on.

  • Then I just went home and I turned my phone off and I never saw her again.

  • Serious?

  • You walked out of the restaurant?

  • I couldn't.

  • How far through the meal where you No.

  • I mean, we were just waiting for stars.

  • It was like So she said that like this, too?

  • Yeah.

  • If you're waiting.

  • For starters, that means you've ordered the meal.

  • So a Bayliss coming?

  • Yeah.

  • Look, I'm sorry.

  • Was she in touch with you to ask what happened?

  • Well, yeah, kind of, but I didn't reply.

  • Punch myself again.

  • Imagine your first state Victoria the first time.

  • They must have been the first time when you and David went out together.

  • What was his party trick?

  • What did David do for you?

  • David went for the war old school sort of.

  • Witten charm.

  • No, no.

  • Let me get this.

  • Why won't you dropped?

  • I was already besotted before we even went on the day.

  • He could have punched himself in the face.

  • I've actually got the taste of vomit in my mouth.

  • How does this seem to you?

  • It seems a Ndjeng gentlemanly It is.

  • I'm very ashamed of it.

  • And it was a long time ago.

  • Six years ago, I would never do that again.

  • You're so obviously embarrassed about it.

  • I think it must be true.

  • What do you think?

  • I think it might well be true.

  • Well, e think it's true, Okay?

  • You're saying true.

  • I said was it true or was it a lie?

  • It was true.

I once ruined the date when I punched myself in the face.

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