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  • welcome members and dreamers alike, too.

  • Sick time.

  • A new special brand new episode of meantime sponsored by the sickness that's invaded my head.

  • You're gonna have to smash, like, in this video or you're going to get the sickness to That's how it works.

  • I don't make up the rules.

  • I'm sorry.

  • No, you don't need to see what the actual content is.

  • First, that the whole YouTube works six times, six times, six times The only cure for sickness.

  • Me?

  • When Jack asked me to promise Jack promised to not get scared me at home.

  • Okay, I promise.

  • What is this face?

  • What filter is that?

  • Yes, Somebody points out Sid the sloth that you look like Sid from Ice age.

  • Sure day, Mr Josep.

  • Decline.

  • I promise not to get scared.

  • Who?

  • I fucking hate everything.

  • I just did.

  • You know what happens when you break?

  • It?

  • Promised the jacks up the guy.

  • He breaks your legs.

  • Me and the elves.

  • A 2 a.m. Looking for means.

  • That's right.

  • Elves.

  • You better be out there curating the best possible names for jacks up the guy's variety channel on meantime, sponsored by sickness.

  • Because if you're not getting good means for me.

  • If you're not posting good means that all of this is pointless.

  • All of this is turns to shit that none of us have anything and none of us win.

  • Shauna voted the chase video to his instagram TV on.

  • Part of the captain is Chase could live here too.

  • So here, poor chase.

  • All this is really damn good.

  • Holy crap.

  • The detailers nuts have seen Oezil's art online already, But just I'm blown away every time.

  • It's incredible.

  • You really captured the emotion in that scene.

  • Thank you, Ziva.

  • Ls for your wonderful earn.

  • Thank you.

  • Die Anybody who makes art.

  • As I always say, your art is wonderful.

  • Okay, posting it.

  • No, the Jack isn't Jack a boy anymore.

  • Do you think he is now, Jack?

  • Adult.

  • Are these the means that you're open to am getting Come on, Els.

  • You're better than this.

  • This is like getting coal in your stocking.

  • I am always going to be Jackie boy now.

  • Always forever.

  • And that's a fact.

  • When my mom ties my hair when I tie my can You believe this is the same person?

  • Can you believe that is the same boy in both pictures that I missed the long hair.

  • I could it all off.

  • Now it's really, really short, but I miss being able to just tie it up.

  • It looks so cool, but I don't have to go through that again.

  • I don't have that, like, four month period where it doesn't look like anything.

  • They look like someone just made a character and dark souls and tried to pick the worst options for hair that they could.

  • I don't look like that.

  • Let's remember that I go away for six months and no one's able to see me on.

  • I hide in a hole in my house and no one comes by and no one knows what I look like.

  • And then I just emerge from my chrysalis as a beautiful butterfly with my long flowing locks.

  • But in between Oh, no, Stinky.

  • My son and his amazing portrait of Jack.

  • Wow, that's really good.

  • Holy shit.

  • Ah, thank you so much.

  • Aaron Boone, You on union?

  • I don't know how to say your name.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Tell your son that I said thank you very, very much.

  • That's an incredible piece of be dirt.

  • Also, your sudden, unmarked looked the exact same when they were that age.

  • That is a striking similarity.

  • Oh, God, there's more of them.

  • Give Jack a second.

  • He's processing something.

  • Always.

  • I'm always processing something the world is running at, like 144 F.

  • P s.

  • You know perfectly.

  • Singh did.

  • 144 hurts, maybe even 2 40 Whatever you're feeling.

  • Gamers, you know, just gamer talk out here.

  • Meanwhile, I'm running a 24 f b s being like, what's happening?

  • The world is moving on.

  • I'm moving with it just a lot slower.

  • Me trying to remember the name of that orange cat from Garfield.

  • Me trying to remember what Obama's last name is thes were great.

  • So sometimes you need a second to just process what's really going on.

  • I play a lot of stuff.

  • I see a lot of shit and my brain stinky.

  • That's a combination for perfect means.

  • Me exists for 0.0 is of whatever seconds my grandparent's.

  • You're doing great, sweetie.

  • That's very, very cute.

  • Is this what it's like when you guys watch my videos?

  • Is that is that what you look like?

  • Just looking on your phone like, Oh, so funny and awesome and best Youtuber, please.

  • I hope that's what you're like.

  • Please, if I'm not the best of the worst.

  • My father, whenever I went to stage to get an award.

  • Well done.

  • You're doing great, sweetie.

  • Somebody should change it to.

  • You're doing great, Sweaty Jack.

  • How dare you compare me to a chipmunk?

  • Also, Jack.

  • Ah, the duality of man.

  • How you can go from one walking piece of sex appeal to something that should have been crushed underfoot.

  • Yeah.

  • I just like to keep you guys on your toes.

  • Can't have it all one way all the time gets boring.

  • You know, sometimes I just gotta take it down a notch except 99% of the time.

  • I'm usually this one instead of anything else.

  • And this whole episode is just me talking about how great I am.

  • It's all a front, I swear, really deep down in sight, I'm broken, insecure, sad, also sick.

  • Another good way, like sick, Just sick as in like please bring me noodle soup.

  • Me waiting to see if there's something after jacks up the actual That's a good one.

  • But did you guys know that there's a secret outro every time Those of you who leave when you hear like what?

  • We're gonna leave that episode there there's more.

  • Not only does the outro play where you can click on stuff to Seymour of videos for the checks of the gay variety channel, please fucking click those.

  • It's a pain in the ass to put them in every time.

  • But also there's a secret bonus Outro every time.

  • A little clip too just, like keep you guys around and let you know.

  • Hey, those of you who stay around to the very end I see you, you really want I got rid of them for a while because I didn't think that they were adding anything that everyone was like.

  • How dare you?

  • Where did they go?

  • So there live on forever?

  • I guess.

  • What will be the one in today's video?

  • I don't know.

  • Usually I never know.

  • It just happens at the end.

  • And then I'm like fucking stroke of genius.

  • A lot of them revolver on me saying that I'm either too hot or too hungry went to fuck your mom line was too long.

  • Classic.

  • What a classic mean also got him.

  • What wonders mean?

  • So versatile?

  • The big Sad.

  • What the hell are you mean time?

  • The big the big, sad side.

  • Meantime.

  • Wait, what is this from?

  • Is this a Terminator comic crease coming to kill a little girl?

  • That's horrifying.

  • But ifit's meantime in the big set, then it's fine.

  • It's perfectly good.

  • It's just a regular old, good old chuckled off mean.

  • But the actual contacts behind his original picture re side one might even say the big, sad, sad.

  • Yeah, I'm gonna catch myself before all you fuckers in the comments are like Jack didn't even realize that he said what was in it like the George's bizarre adventure thing all over again.

  • Ah, never again.

  • I ain't looking foolish on the Internet.

  • Not even once.

  • Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

  • Associate producer.

  • Oh, it hurts.

  • It hurts me physically to look at the name spelled that way.

  • Shaolin McLoughlin No.

  • How dare you?

  • It's pronounced the same a Sean McLaughlin, but this is a butchered bastardization of it.

  • Never has the Irish ever been more insulted.

  • Potato famine.

  • Now 800 years of British rule and oppression never know this.

  • This is the price you pay.

  • Also, Byman beyond kind of sick, though.

  • Honestly, I used to watch Batman beyond when I was a kid, and it holds up today.

  • It's fucking awesome.

  • That's excellent.

  • Where is it?

  • More means like this.

  • So, does he, like General Grievous go at it and beats paper?

  • Maybe that's why, Jenna, you're so good.

  • Maybe that's why, Anakin, we're so gonna killing the Younglings because he just imagined that it was beat Saber.

  • There's a next level to this.

  • All right, Time to put on.

  • You're fuckin amaze O glasses.

  • All right, The blue on the Reds are both the Vatican's light sabers.

  • All right, when he turned into Darren Vader spoiling our Anakin Skywalker kind of a piece of shit.

  • But he brought us to the forest in the end.

  • Or did he?

  • No, he didn't.

  • Cause writes a Skywalker completely fucking wreck on everything and made a mockery of the entire original trilogy.

  • But he had a red light saber later on.

  • I know he's blue one, and it's the Derrick site first light site.

  • It's a duality.

  • Also the amount of red versus blues and perfectly balanced in this, and that's when you came to kill the opening so well, because it was just beat saber bro Lo fi hip hop beats to kill Younglings to she's Oh, please have either signer of that summer of Anakin sitting down with a laptop with his cat in the back of Yes, it's meantime.

  • No, I didn't do that.

  • It was like that when I got there.

  • Oh, you cheeky bugger health.

  • When I got the top, it says, Duh.

  • The moon.

  • The P F J e mean, though just the sound I make when I go to speak and I hiccup burp at the same time.

  • It's Mitch.

  • Just Jack.

  • I bet people are just gonna make fun of me on my separated US posting.

  • Genuinely wholesome means Jack Mug of Confusion.

  • Where is it?

  • All I see is people making fun of me.

  • Actually, people draw lots of really nice fan art of me all the time, and it's very, very wholesome.

  • So thank you.

  • But I also love this picture, the mug of confusion, what another very versatile mean here on the jacks up the guy Variety channel.

  • So diverse, so inclusive of everybody's mean needs honesty.

  • Jack's channel is the perfect blend of aggressiveness, wholesomeness, happiness, sentimentality and above all, last.

  • That's really sweet.

  • Thank you.

  • That's very, very kind of you to say we do it all here.

  • Everybody there sometimes.

  • And you're like, Jack.

  • What the fuck are you doing?

  • Why am I here?

  • And even subscribe with the notification bell on, None of us even know.

  • And then other times you like.

  • Oh, thank you.

  • Blow on ice cream too.

  • Cool.

  • Okay, Technically, you blown food to make it an edible temperature when you bought ice cream.

  • It melts a little cause you're presses harder than the ice cream.

  • You are blowing on it to get it to a state.

  • That's easier to lick.

  • Big brain or a stinky brain.

  • I don't know.

  • You decide down in the comments below.

  • It's stinky, isn't it?

  • Yeah.

  • Does that mean people actually do that?

  • Don't let me.

  • You actually blow on your ice cream because you thought it would cool it down so you could eat it.

  • Come on.

  • No, no, don't say yes.

  • I know some of you are thinking some of you are that Jack Septic.

  • I confused, like, thinking mean right now.

  • I know.

  • I refuse to believe there's anybody watching this video on this channel right now who actually do that Damn leper cons and the turf wars.

  • Wait, what the hell is even going on in this picture?

  • This looks like before the ground explodes and the aliens come out of it and kill us all.

  • I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that this is Photoshopped or edited because that doesn't make any sense.

  • Other ways, not That's a leper con concert.

  • A leopard concert.

  • Oh, God.

  • Something's The Comets are even better than the means.

  • Leprechaun Battle Royal has officially been leaked.

  • That would be, Ah, forking.

  • Great idea for a game.

  • Leprechaun battle Royal.

  • The person who wins gets the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow on you.

  • All right.

  • A rainbow down on all of the streams of light.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Called up the game developers.

  • I have an idea.

  • I did my homework, but who was the holy crap?

  • Their arm or Jesus Christ?

  • Why did you just post a lot of pictures of Jack Septic?

  • I though oh, chases in it.

  • Oh, I didn't even see him.

  • Where is this fucking Kermit from I would like to sing her song.

  • It's called Miss Piggy I love You.

  • Normally that impression is much better, but my nose is all bummed up.

  • Being sick.

  • Now that's the ultimate stink.

  • Me, my mean, getting featured in meantime, you did it you may won't done.

  • It's one of those things that you get an award, and you feel really good about it, that you've made it your in meantime, top of the food chain.

  • But then the more you think about it, you realize that there's nothing actually on the award.

  • It's a toy award.

  • You saw that like target, and then holding it doesn't actually give you anything, and putting it on your mantelpiece is really impressed.

  • Anybody three to get your beaming meantime kinda means nothing.

  • But it's the deep inner peace that you feel like the striving to climb that ladder and then finally reaching the top of the ladder and realizing there's nothing but flat land up there.

  • You're glad you did it, but was it worth it?

  • I mean, please keep posting your names into Subreddit.

  • It's the highest honor anybody can get.

  • Please, I need the content for the video jacks hit mine.

  • Some poor guy who farted the referring, of course, to the exceptional episode of Bit Life that I just uploaded.

  • If you haven't seen it, it's there.

  • Go watch it.

  • But I get hiring a hit man to kill all my coworkers.

  • I was sick of playing the game straight, so I just started hiring a hit man to do anything.

  • And some guy fired it as you walk by me.

  • So I hired a hit man.

  • Kind of killed him, got away with it.

  • I think I'm justified If you walk by me and you let out a squeaker, right then you could have done it done there.

  • Although the trail would follow you at these.

  • Wait until your past, me or something.

  • But if you squeak right as you pass my hitman fingers air doing a heck and tingle.

  • Interesting.

  • I didn't know you hated living that much.

  • If Shawn sees this, he has to do this in the thumbnail.

  • Nobody YouTubers in there someday.

  • I made this joke already on Twitter.

  • Literally.

  • Word for word?

  • No, on you.

  • 2% of some downs.

  • I already did the face.

  • Now granted, this is not the biggest brain of tweets or the most original of ideas.

  • But I was bored on a train in the Netherlands.

  • So Visa VI mean, should you do the face just for this video?

  • Perfect.

  • Wow, that really is what it's like, though.

  • You have to make a thumbnail on DDE.

  • Okay, Don't hate the players.

  • Hate the game.

  • That shit works.

  • Putting your face like that sometimes obnoxiously in a thumbnail actually really works.

  • I don't know why people just love to click on faces, especially surprised ones.

  • Look how many times there are on YouTube with people going.

  • It works.

  • These days, I've actually been trying to grab my reactions from the videos.

  • I thought, the highest quality image and sometimes there isn't always one.

  • So I have to recreate something.

  • But I always try and grab my actual reaction from a game or from like the Funniest Home Videos like me actually laughing at the stuff that's happening because I know I don't I don't I don't do that when someone fires at you and you kill him as a fringe mind size mega.

  • Also, this looks like a perfect YouTube sawmill, right?

  • This already just the person up close expression thing on the side, relevant to whatever is going on in video.

  • That's it.

  • That's the secret to YouTube.

  • Some nails.

  • That's all they are.

  • A while ago, you could get a lot more diversity or some nails.

  • But now YouTube's algorithm seems to really heavily favor thing and thing.

  • It's making something else so boring.

  • But to get into the system, you kind of have to play the game A small bit sucks up to conclusions are wild.

  • Close one eye.

  • Tilt your phone back.

  • I look at the scream from the charging whole.

  • Well, I can't do that.

  • It's a desktop.

  • What?

  • I took the whole monitor back of Break it.

  • What does it say?

  • I don't know.

  • Hold on a minute.

  • You're doing great, and I'm glad you exist.

  • Oh, that's way more hole.

  • So I thought it was going to be like, you suck or stinky tired man.

  • I'm tired and sick, and the jokes are just not coming yet.

  • All right, Normie, I might like fucking full steam sense of humor, but right now I am struggling to put coal in that fire.

  • The evolution of the Gaelic gladiator longer hair center part What hairpin?

  • All back to long book.

  • Wait!

  • I feel like I haven't been half of these.

  • This is kind of what it is right now.

  • Not exactly, but close enough too long.

  • I have never had hair that long.

  • My hair does not grow like that with the bun looks so cool.

  • God, Greenbaum do I have not green hair and years also.

  • Is this your art?

  • The Jew Draw this or did you steal it?

  • I'm not sure.

  • Might be Stinky.

  • Aren't credit where Credit's due?

  • Please don't steal each other's pictures and upload them.

  • If you did draw this awesome if you didn't, my fucking hit Bad fingers are tangling.

  • That kid is gonna have a wonderful life.

  • I told her it was Mozart.

  • It's the meantime intro.

  • For an hour, that kid's gonna come out all sorts of fucked up.

  • But they're gonna be a champion.

  • They're going to speak the language of the gods.

  • They're gonna make Tic tac's.

  • They're gonna do everything right in life.

  • Is anybody named their kid?

  • Take talk yet?

  • He's somebody did it.

  • Doesn't mean legally calling their child Tic tac.

  • God, I hope not.

  • When you pick another video on YouTube and see your reflection.

  • Honestly, that's why I made that tweet.

  • I I came down to grab something, and I was like, Oh, shit, my coffee's getting cold And I took a swig of it and I could see my own reflection in the coffee because the coffee was just jet black was like, That's a good meal.

  • And I took a picture with my phone and then realized Wait, The iPhone 11 has a wide angle lens.

  • So I turned it around and just started taking as many pictures.

  • And then you ended up with this mean science.

  • So technically, you're not that far off, same energy.

  • God, this fish has been going around a lot lately, and I don't know where the origin of the mean is.

  • I've just seen people at the very tail end of it saying that the team is dead.

  • So this is one of the first means that I haven't actually seen go mainstream on already be day because that's what's happening is to means now is that they don't even get out the gate.

  • They're already dead before they even arrive.

  • But yes, you figured me out Jack said.

  • The guy is actually just a fish in a human body operating the controls.

  • Some of you will not be surprised by that, considering my memory span and attentions.

  • But you want a baby jacks up the guy I'll give you, baby Jackson the guy.

  • Oh, sweet mother of God.

  • Oh, that feels like forever ago.

  • This is Ah, YouTube I It says that they're Irish creators Day that I think going on in Dublin on the invited a bunch of us up on Some people came and sat in the audience and heard us talk about YouTube.

  • I think I was like six million subscribers by then, or three million something like that.

  • And I was already the most subscribed channel in Ireland, and everybody wanted to know how they wanted to know.

  • Why.

  • Who, when, where.

  • I had no answers.

  • I just sat there and everyone was like, What did you do?

  • How did you do it?

  • I was like, I know it.

  • I liked things and I laughed at them in Swore like pretty much all so good Mandi by there's a young nor Glas.

  • Well, I think this was 2015 that I did this, and it was really awkward, and I had no idea what I was doing.

  • And I did an interview with the national News, and then everyone was message me afterwards about it on Dhe.

  • It was a great day, but that was under the first onstage, talking about myself, a YouTube, things that I did.

  • So I was incredibly nervous.

  • We were sitting in the audience for most of it, and then we had to come down and actually talk, and I didn't know what to say.

  • And lastly, in case you didn't see already tracks up the guy.

  • You two's everybody.

  • Yes, we finally did it.

  • I think it looks great.

  • I think it's very, very cute.

  • It actually looks like me.

  • It's just good Old Jack's at the guy holding up a Sam.

  • I really like the Box two that they made a little potato.

  • There's also a nice message on the back of it that you're gonna have to wait until it's actually out, and you get it yourself to be able to see.

  • So that's gonna be launching on ST Patrick's Day, so keep an eye out for that.

  • It's going to be an uproarious time.

  • I'm very, very excited about it.

  • I wanted to do you choose for a really long time.

  • So many other people were doing them that I'm very glad to be part of the family.

  • So if you wanna cop yourself one of those, then I'll have more details closer to when it's actually coming out on.

  • Maybe we'll even do some giveaways yourself.

  • It's gonna be great.

  • Also, his brand new collection of merch on jacks up the guy dot com We're doing the Irish ST Patty's Day P M.

  • A stuff.

  • A nice soak over with the PM A on it.

  • We got some beatings.

  • We got holding.

  • We got a shirt on.

  • We got some socks or, as I like to call them, not shamrocks, sham socks.

  • So if you want to get those as well and really get the greens, you don't get pinched on ST Patrick's Day.

  • Also, remember, it's potty, not Patty.

  • I fucking kill someone.

  • I get very murderous when I get upset, that's that's not good.

  • But if you want to get that accepting i dot com new merch, it's whatever that does.

  • The merch plug for the video and also that is the end of the video.

  • Thank you so much for watching it.

  • I hope that you choke hold in your belly.

  • I hope that that sadness was staved off for another like 2030 minutes today on I hope that you had a good time.

  • But that's going to be it for me, you sweet baby Mimi Dreamers And I am just gonna have to disappear now Forever on Always stay tuned for the secret bonus Outro Clamp This'll is it?

  • This is the secret bonus Outro kept.

  • This is what they always look like.

  • They're not special.

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