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I said I wouldn't do it.
I said I'd never go back.
I said that it was dead, that it was over.
But it looks like the gaming world needs a hero once more damage except the guy.
And welcome back to Holly.
Oh, it has been so long since I played happy rules.
How long has it been spent?
Three years.
November 27th.
2016 was the last time I played happy wheels on this channel.
Today we're playing it again.
Merry Christmas.
Today is Christmas and this is my gift to all of you.
I said I was going to do this thing where I went back and did a different game every day for Nostalgia Week.
As soon as I said I was going to do this, you were all like Does this mean Happy wheels?
Yes.
Yes, it does.
Let's do the top rated off this week.
Christmas.
Many games to start the day, Christmas, many games.
Oh, it's a ball throw.
Got it.
We got to use our good buddy Steve.
Let's let the whole God I've lost.
I've lost it.
No, I haven't.
I've lost.
I've lost the skills.
All right, You got this.
Steve, You got this?
You got No, No.
Steve O on lock win and then, huh?
Fucking damn it all I was the king.
Happy wheels.
This is This is looking really bad for me, for fuck's e I can't do it.
I can't do.
I've lost the gift.
I've lost the talent.
Yeah, Yes.
No, Come on.
I wanted to hear that sweet, good old victory sound.
I don't have to do this again.
Oh, Political And Steve.
There we go.
There you go.
Ruin Christmas with many games.
It's not just 10 no, I have to do this so many times.
Okay?
You got this, though.
I know how this game works.
I know howto happy wheels.
Okay, Better than anyone.
Look, Children, it's Santa Ho Ho.
Howdy Doody.
Santa's going to bring all your gifts for Christmas this year.
He already gave you happy wheels.
What else do you want?
You shouldn't ask for anything else up being greedy.
All right, Steve, Wiggle worm your way down there.
You got this out of boy.
What a fucking lad to Steve sees been eaten.
Some of the turkey already I see is you can't fit down the gaps.
Okay.
Feeling a little bloated there, Stevie?
Bye.
Merry Christmas.
And Happy New Year until all a good night.
Many happy returns.
All right.
Don't plug your fucking YouTube channel.
Hey, that's the victory sound.
I know in love that I have gotten at least 100 million times playing this game.
Pogo fight rate five toe unlock.
Oh, my God.
Are they still rating five to unlock things in this fucking day?
That doesn't work.
Oh, well.
God, Children shouldn't be playing with knives.
God's fucking yes!
Yes, yes!
Take that, Leonardo even know Rafael uses that weapon.
Oh, my God.
I'm a legend.
Oh, yes.
Zero damage.
Come on, Pete.
Fuck.
Didn't have the weapon in the hand.
Yes.
Kill the child.
Killed the child.
Never had to explain what happy wheels was.
Two people.
It was always about killing Children.
Okay.
Come on, child.
You're with me now.
You're part of this problem.
You got yourself into it and you took me out of it.
All right.
A little knife in the dick never hurt anybody.
Never hurt anybody.
Beat your fine down there.
There's worse things that could happen to a man Don't explode Don't you dare explode!
Oh, the knife is in your chest.
What?
The passion is in your heart.
Disconnect yourself.
Nice mode.
Mind the axe.
That was legitimate fear.
Okay.
No, no, no.
The Axis stopping me that.
They're the cleaver.
Whatever's in my chest, it's not supposed to be there.
Whatever it is.
Ah, God!
Go!
I'm so scared, huh?
Oh, no!
My God!
Dead!
Alright, speed, Run!
Watch this.
Yes.
Kill the child.
Yes.
Take the knives out of the criminal's hands.
Even if that means have to shove it up your heirs.
That's something worth doing.
The greater good.
Okay, she stuck to me.
That's a little forward oven.
Advance there, lady.
But you know what?
I'm not gonna say No, no, no, no, Not nice.
Not nice.
Not nice.
There's nothing here that can hurt you.
Accept the deadly weapons.
Yes.
Oh, my God!
Indeed!
I thought you were dead.
Get off, dude, Get off me!
This is my around.
The end is right there.
The end is right there.
I can do it.
Dad would be so proud, huh?
Oh, my God Just exploded.
That my mother of Lord Bong job.
There's a store in must Eiseley.
That's got Baby Yoda merchandise by there with a jet pack before it sells out.
Oh, yes, Yes.
I have always wanted to be Job of the hood Jet packing through Star Wars.
I want a baby Yoda pushing.
Let me out!
I'm going to do it.
This is how Jabba the Hutt actually has to get around.
He's too big or the ways.
Okay, careful.
Watch that tail.
Careful, big fellow.
Those same people, okay?
I don't have time for your beautiful problems.
Jobs got baby on a march to get Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Coming through.
I'm missing the entire level.
It's okay.
I will get my merchandise at the end of it.
Sorry, Santa.
I know it's Christmas time, but you didn't get me what I wanted last year, so I'm just gonna go get it myself.
I did it.
I I got my pushy but also kill everyone.
In the meantime, it's the sign of a good level.
I love that all the classics are still here.
This is a is a pogo dodge or a harpoon.
Dodge.
Sorry, I've been out of the game for a while.
I forgot some of the names all right.
Just stay still.
That's easy.
Simple, simple, simple.
Who don't broke hell yet.
I'll take it, man.
Oh, uh, try.
Oh, the gods are smiling down upon me.
The happy grills.
Gods!
They've missed me.
They've missed the true champion Back in the arena.
Oh, Speed Bridge!
Back of my boys.
1,000,000,000 Bobby.
Screw.
You really feel so good to be able to say that stuff again in 84 years?
Go on.
You can do this, child.
You can do this, son.
You got this?
No, you fucker.
You know what, Billy?
I'm gonna bury the hatchet.
Maybe in your back, if you're bad to me.
But I'm willing to forego all the bullshit that we've had between us over the years.
If you'd just be a good child.
Can you do that?
Billy, can you do that?
Okay.
You're slowing me down already.
You know what?
We just have to go this way anyway.
I know how happy wheels works.
Jesus, mother of God!
All right, Billy.
See you later.
Fuck you.
I'm going alone.
Dad has to spread his wings and fly their metaphorical wings.
But you get the picture.
Life really is just easy.
when you don't have Children.
So when you don't and holding you back, huh?
Look at that.
Look how much further a guy.
Wow, It's just Dad in his own Ghobadi.
The same again for years, life and champion Championing that speed is key.
It seems like happy reels has changed instead.
What's going on?
You don't even have an arm and it's slowing you down.
How is an arm sewn you down?
No, I'm missing an arm on my type.
This is not going to go on.
Why am I so slow?
Yeah.
Oh, yes.
Just take my head and nothing else.
Oh, my God.
I miss this game.
Holy shit!
Keep it easy this time.
Yes, yes, yes!
That's made it to the end and kill them.
Oh, God.
This is gonna be torture.
Climbed the mountain.
This is like getting over it with Pogo.
Pete, it's not too bad.
Oh, God.
Don't go backwards, though.
I don't think I can actually follow through any gaps here, which is already making me happy.
Keep going forward.
Oh, God.
The controls are so obnoxious.
Sometimes one small step for man is 100,000 years of progress and happy wheels doing good So far.
Nice.
Who?
Yes.
No, Don't make it any harder.
Just make it nice and easy.
Nice.
Nice.
Naisse?
Yes.
Oh, God.
This is where I'm gonna start falling.
I could feel it.
Oh, I can feel it.
Oh, no, I know myself.
And I know that this isn't gonna go well.
Okay.
Okay.
I still have the talent.
Some of the skills.
Fuck it.
I want to see Oh, yeah, I forgot.
You can't even put in my full name.
Let's see if people are still making jacks up.
The guide of it will be very sad if they weren't.
Yeah, we're still making levels as early as the 18th of December.
Except the guy fall.
I'm Oh, man, that's so sweet.
I'm gonna have to go on.
My boy's a way, Steve.
Because why wouldn't I?
Oh, look at this.
I got attitude.
Nice.
Simple.
Thank you.
This is just called Jacks up the guy and has five stars.
And all you do is make people dying.
Kill them away.
So this is delightful.
I love thing is the best Christmas present.
I get to destroy them again.
This is awesome.
Get him, Larry fuck about Brendan into bits.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Just sitting him and let him go.
No, no, I'm not even in there.
I'm not.
I'm not getting the victory already.
Suck up.
Up you go get every single microbe off person into that lawnmower right now.
Nice.
Leave no evidence of what came before this.
Leave no evidence on Larry.
There's still evidence lying around.
The police are gonna find us and kill us.
This is the cute ist thing ever.
Welcome to the Jacks.
Up the guy quiz.
What's your except the guy's real name?
Really?
Real name Sean named Jeff.
All right, How old is jacks up the guy?
Well, as of recording this 29th all right, doing good so far, What does?
Except the guys most popular video all the way Some.
Well, technically, it's still happy wheels, But I'll go with this good so far.
Is this the best I've ever done in an exam in my entire life?
Who's except the guy he's friends with?
I mean both.
I mean, I know you're going to say America's I'm closer to American Dan, but we're all friends.
Do you like my quiz?
see, I can say no to this.
I can say yes or no, but I'll say yes because I think it's adorable.
And I'm really happy that people are still making levels for Jackson, the guy in 2019 even though I haven't played it in three years.
Hello, Player.
This is a fine made level for Jax after guy.
So enjoy it.
Nice and simple.
And to the point.
Fuck, it was paying attention and miss thes see e hit.
Oh, that's enough.
Oh, you gotta You gotta get some gusto on these.
You gotta You gotta you gotta mustard on.
That's way too far.
Maybe not.
Maybe I could sense it's maybe I knew I want a really long one on a search spike fall.
Welcome to the longest ninja spike fall.
Okay, well, I'm not ninja.
See, that's how ninja would play Happy wheels.
But a real legend knows what's up.
A real legend knows how to play happy wheels on.
I'm about to show you what that re alleging Could do.
Okay?
And you just gotta You just gonna is gonna singe your arse hairs off the first spikes.
Eyes It is.
It is.
It is it.
Is it?
Oh, that's it.
Oh, that's it.
Let me hear it.
Yeah, that's what I wanted.
Long Spike Fall.
Yes!
This is a spike fall, Jack.
Septic.
Let's see if the same rules apply.
You Can't you be a little more careful on this one?
Because the edge doesn't work, does it?
Oh, yes.
Oh, I can feel it.
That feeling is death.
Thought it's a good one is a long 10 it's fucking 2015 all over again, folks on.
I am excited.
That's it.
That's it.
I can feel that one.
Okay, maybe I got up.
No.
Maybe you got up.
No, that's not good.
That's not good.
Get No!
No!
Get off!
Steve, Go!
Fuck!
All right, all right, all right.
Speed is key.
Ah, that's not it.
Oh!
00 If we just do this, uh oh, God.
Grab it.
Grab it Way.
Can we not do this one?
I am Jacks up the guy.
This is my spy call.
It's right there.
Just just just like the gods.
Take it.
Let the gods take it and roll with it.
Let's go.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
It's not it.
Cannonball!
Cannonball!
still doing bottle runs and everything.
Oh, yeah, baby, You know, it's a good level when it starts off with Billie dying.
Billy, you're adopted.
So I still know the fucking pricks.
Oh!
Oh, this is new.
Oh, I don't know what's happening.
Oh, no.
Bobby, what's happening?
Oh, still did it on my first try.
I hope that whenever I have kids, I passed on the Happy Wheels.
Genetics bottle flip.
What?
Oh, great start.
Okay.
I just landed it on my head.
How many points I get for that?
Oh, it's upside down, though.
That's epic on its own.
That's the impossible one.
I'm going for that.
I'm not setting for anything else other than the impossible one.
Come on, Come on.
You can do it, though.
You could do it.
Okay, you sock almost at the top where they keep finding in you suck landed legend regard of all fuckers to call Holmes went in.
Yes.
Fuck it.
I need to get that impossible.
One I need to get it.
I need to prove to everybody.
Yeah, awesome.
I am.
Fuck you.
Game.
I did it.
Wait.
The winners backwards.
I got the wind.
I just got it twice.
I'm amazing at happy wheels.
No one else can ever come from my fucking throne.
Unhappy wheels.
If you do, I will smite you down.
Geometry jump anywhere in the screen to jump.
Avoid obstacles.
Oh, no.
Oh, it's geometry.
Dash in in happy reels.
Oh, I wanted to see if Okay, I wanted to see how far you actually went up.
Okay, Got it.
Okay, there's a There's a delay to it.
There's a lag.
It's the lying.
Everybody, it's not me.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Keep going.
That was simple.
That was easy.
This is a game for babies.
Milk drinkers.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's being next on time, baby.
So I just have to hold forward.
Is that all I have to do?
No.
Nice.
I didn't flip the first time, though.
That was kind of cooler.
Let's do another flip, Mr Two Flips Epic.
Nice fucking Mike Hoffman over here.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Don't even play by your rules.
I didn't even use the bike.
Whoa, baby, how many points and I get into the o Okay, legitimately fucking scared me.
Huh?
Huh?
Oh, no.
How did she manage that?
Just at the game?
play itself.
So it's a game.
The game can't play itself large.
Just let just let it go.
Just gonna go happy.
Real Jesus.
Take the wheel.
Nice.
Nice.
Damn it.
I really wanted to just finish on its own about me.
You got this.
Do it for yourself.
Do it for your son.
You don't need arms to recycle a bike.
You do the cycling with your legs.
That just for steering, OK, you kind of need you needed for that.
It's a tough life, Bobby, but someone's got to do it.
Did you do the same thing again?
Did you do that?
You know you're fucking dead.
It Bobby, you're a legend.
Oh, baby.
Well, that's going to do it for me.
Unhappy wheels.
I know it's short lived I for all these years.
I can still see why Happy Rules is so appealing and is just it is honestly, just a good time to play.
Just obstacle courses to get through is always a good time.
I highly enjoyed coming back to this across that off my list of games for this nostalgia week.
I think that this is probably the biggest one in it because this thing is the one that I still get requested the most to play.
I hope you guys enjoyed watching this.
Merry Christmas.
This is my gift to you on this fine day of the job.
I have a wonderful time of year.
If you don't celebrate Christmas, I hope that you're still just having a really nice time.
Anyway, um, I know, I know that these times of years, air hired on some people because you might not have anybody in your life, or it might It might just put you in a bad head space one way or another or something might have happened.
Whatever for.
For those types of people, this time of year could be extremely hard.
But I hope that you can push through.
And I hope that you still have a wonderful day anyway.
But that's gonna be it for me.
Happy wheels is done for now.
I'm gonna leave it there.
Bye bye.
Even after all these years, she still can't get the spork in her mouth.