Sothat's gonnagolike I can't build a house, But I canbuild a stackernachoslike a motherfucker.
I boughtthebuilder, bitch.
I'm EddietheEater.
Allright, let's getstarted.
Ourfirstlifehackinvolves a powerdrill, a fourinspaghetti.
Okay, so I'vealreadymadethisbecauseittookforevertofigureoutbecause I wastryingtoshow a fourand a powerdrill, andthatelectrocutedme.
Then I triedsuperglueinBeijing.
Crafty.
Sothen I finallyendeduptaping a forkto a powerdrillwithducttapeandgetyourbitchshewants.
Yeah.
Yeah.
SteveJobsWhowaitrecipes.
Whoelse's inventor, ThomasEdison.
Who?
I knowhe's dead.
Bitch.
It's been a while.
Lookatthis.
I shouldgodowninthefuckingthehistorybooksforthisbitch.
Soobviouslyeatingspaghettiisveryhardbecauseyouhaveto, like, getyourfloor, like, twirlingaroundlikethatsohardonyourwrists, especiallyafter a longdayworksocial.
I'vefamilytime.
Sotheygiveyouriskbreakingthetwirlyfork.
It's a workinprogress, butherewego.
Let's seeifitactuallyworks.
Alright, herewego.
Oh, myGod.
Okay, Soyouputitinspaghetti?
Yeah, Lookingeverywhere.
Allright, herewego.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Allright, holdon.
It's comingloose.
I wanttoget a littlemorenoodles.
Oh, butthisiscool.
Theguy's nogood, butit's okay, Homer.
Oh, I thinkthisiseverything.
I lovethis.
I'm soproudofthis.
Getinit.
Oh, lookatthat.
Bigquietly.
Justgotsharktankthere.
MrWonderful.
I knowyoulikethis.
Thisisgreat.
Allright, Nexthalf.
Alsotheirstickyinhere.
Just a chunkofspaghettimeatbehindme.
Okay, sothenextattackistohelpIfit's theendoftheworldNow, a lotofpeoplebeensayingthatitisgoingtobetheendoftheworldsoonbecauseourpresidentand I disagree.
I thinkit's gonnabetheendoftheworldsoonbecauseofallthestupidYouTubechallengesgoingaroundtalkingaboutthehotnight, theblowtorch, microwavingandallthethings I'm doing.
Thosearealldefinitelygonnakillthewholeworld.
Buttosurvivethat, wewanttomake a gasmaskoutof a gallonofmilk.
Okay, soit's actuallyprettyeasyandprettystupid.
Basically, youtakedown a milk, andthenyoucutitinhalf.
Itwasnotallthewayempty.
Anotherismilkingdick.
Socold.
Whoreallygother?
Okay.
Allright.
Oh, I meetthat.
Okay, Sowherewouldyoucut a hole?
Righthere.
Oh, itisdrippingeverywhere.
I thought I amseated.
I hadonebowlofcereal.
Don't actlikeyoudon't use a mixingbowl.
Don't actlikeyoudon't use a ladle, bitch.
Ifyousitmedowninfrontof a boxofcinnamontoastcrunch, I wouldevenusablesupport.
Thisisfreelyattackingmebecauseblueismadeoutoffourspeedandshe's like, Didyouthink I'm gonnaletyougetawaywithusinggluethatlastlifewe'regonnabesomethingthat's gonnamakemehappyAndsomething I knowthat's gonnafuckingwork.
Thatisnotgonnawalkaway, bitch.
Notjustwalklineby.
Notaboutthisbefore.
I don't know, butthat's whatbrainturnedon.
Allright.
Letmegrabthewaffleiron.
Herewego, thewaffleironwarmingup.
Sowe'rejustgoingtobuildourperfectnachos.
He's verysimpleforeverybodytoenjoythem.
Startwith a layer, a nice, crunchyandchipsandthenyoujustwanttopileonjust a littlebitofcheese.
But I don't wanttooverwhelmher.
Wedon't wanttogocrazy.
Perfect.
Nowyou'rejustgoingtolethergo.
Oh, myGod.
Doyouhearthat?
It's inourgirls.
Comeback.
That's theschism!
You!
MyGod!
Oh, myGod!
Oh, myGod!
Oh, myGod!
Oh, myGod!
Cry!
Oh, myGod!
Thisissoexciting!
Oh, myGod.
Yes, butyou'reblue.
Fuckyou, Condom!
Fuckyou!
Tapethemessagenowstartedwithlife.
PaksNeverhere.
Oh, myGod!
Oh, myGod!
Holdon, holdon!
Holdthefuckon!
Bow!
MyGod!
Oh!
Oh, myGod!
Oh, myGod!
Oh, myGod!
Okay, I hadplannedtoput, like, welcomeonlyandlikealltheothershit.
I don't havetime, bitch!
I needtoeatitnow, bitch!
Oh, myGod!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, myGod!
Oh, myGod!
Uh, whowrong I fuckingloveyou.
I loveyou.
Thankyouforbeingherewithme.
Oh, my.
Lookatthebubblinglook, Thebubbling.
Oh, myGod.
Guys, trythiswhenthesteamhits.
Oh, myGod.
Youguysneedtotrythis.
Seriously, thisisinsane.
I mean, I justruinedThinkthiswaffleiron, butwhogives a fuck?
Itwasworthit.
Oh, myGod.
Yeah.
I needtotalkwithyouguyslater.
Holdon.
I wasoneoftheweirdest, likevideos I'veeverdone, and I'm coveredinglue.
Whatelseisnew?
Mommy, domorelikevideos.
Pleasegiveme a thumbsup.
So I knowalsosubscribetogenerate a littlebecause I thinkifyouwanttotellmyotherlifevideos, I'vegot, like, 1000 ofthemlinkedto a planthat's rightontopof a description.
Allright, youlittlewaffle, ironnachos.
I'llseeyou, cheesyfuckstomorrow.
Dienowinthistoycameout.
A lotofparentsstartednoticingthatthehatchimalsstartedsayingthingsandit's sleepthatdidnotsoundkidfriendly.
Now, I'm notgonnatellyouwhattheythinkit's saying.
I'm gonnaletyoudecidethatforyourself.
headsyouguys.
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