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  • OK, Boomers welcome back to the Wiki mansion ring the Pirate cove written.

  • And I was gonna wear my Luigi shirt that Nintendo sent me along with the hat.

  • But it's a large and I'm like, Yeah, when you look at this, do you think large?

  • I don't want her to be offended or complimented.

  • Yes, I am gigantic Nintendo.

  • I am the biggest guy you've ever seen that wrong button me?

  • God almighty!

  • Get your head out of your arse.

  • Come here, little balls.

  • Okay.

  • Don't come here, then.

  • Whatever.

  • Oh, now you come here.

  • 10 little treasure on it, though.

  • You got any more money for me?

  • You do see, that's a lesson.

  • Sometimes in life, you just gotta keep on soccer.

  • You have to suck for a really long time.

  • And then the good stuff happens.

  • No, Got a mighty My depth perception is all playing this game dead.

  • Oh, yeah, I did it.

  • Oh, I was gonna say Luigi impression on point.

  • You don't need to say it yourself.

  • I will take the compliment anyway, I know you were thinking it this entire series.

  • You were like, Wow, that's good, Jack.

  • Voice.

  • Luigi Yes.

  • Yes, I did.

  • That's why I'm playing the game so I could show off my talent.

  • You know, on the money down there Aiken has Right?

  • Maybe I should keep doing this secret money hole.

  • Everybody has one.

  • I can't get this morning, though.

  • Oh, there's a pipe.

  • I see a pipe.

  • Where is the other end of the pipe?

  • They pulled the whole boat apart.

  • What's inside?

  • Oh, pirate or G 00 Okay.

  • Looks like a face.

  • It's photos door.

  • I'd like to go to his Frode or anybody else.

  • Get that stick in their head for ages.

  • Thanks to that boat in your way.

  • It doesn't look like you could go any further.

  • What is the boat even doing here?

  • There.

  • Hey, Good timing, though.

  • Could you come back to the lab?

  • Something has been.

  • Something has happened.

  • Details later.

  • So glad.

  • Okay, I'm ready.

  • Okay.

  • Bye.

  • Bye.

  • Shut up.

  • Um, I always an upgrade Time.

  • Do I get dust?

  • Epic upgrade.

  • I better.

  • I haven't had an upgrade in ages.

  • I'm due one.

  • Luigi's been putting in a lot of work.

  • He needs a promotion.

  • He's a hard working boy.

  • That's a little cute.

  • It's just me.

  • You guys freak Luigi, because I would God.

  • Such a beauty pie joke.

  • I spit all over my maker for no, it's going to rise anyway.

  • Come on, Elevator.

  • I don't got all day.

  • Time is money and so is this game, and Luigi needs it.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • Oh, I could just use the virtual boot.

  • Get back, can't I?

  • Thick?

  • I keep forgetting about that.

  • Stop yelling at me in the comments.

  • If you yell at me in the comments even once, then my mom's going to write a strongly worded letter to your mom.

  • And even if you're an adult, that's just gonna hurt because it hurts means.

  • See, he says, Luigi.

  • That's why I say it.

  • Everyone's like Jack.

  • It's pronounced Luigi.

  • I know it's a fucking joke.

  • I'm sorry I yelled at you.

  • I told you should hurts, Louis.

  • I've been waiting for you, but I always pronounce things wrong in games for the sake of phone.

  • Anyway, there's one told missing right.

  • There's nothing I mentioned.

  • You see, Toad has a strong cocaine addiction, and he went sniffing a time.

  • I was actually thinking about further modifying your protocols.

  • Goo.

  • You know, I was confident.

  • That apparent I needed modified boarding school.

  • So I told.

  • Go look for it.

  • Why did you have the idiot go look for it?

  • All he's good at is being flung out of a vacuum and bouncing his head off the walls.

  • You shouldn't send him out.

  • He's gonna die.

  • Come on.

  • Look at this.

  • No heat.

  • It's footage from a camera I give toe.

  • He's not dead again, is he?

  • You know what?

  • You realize that he got trapped in a painting before?

  • Well, I know where that is.

  • Oh, God.

  • I just came from that floor.

  • Okay, That was the room I couldn't do anything in.

  • Okay?

  • He fucking cute, it seems.

  • Told was attacked by a ghost of the place with Frank was taking.

  • Listen, Louis, this footage is a clue.

  • You'll have to use one in the footage structure toda I carried very fast, but above all else you simply must bring me that part.

  • My invention is at stake.

  • You obviously agreed that this is a mission.

  • What?

  • Most bored by E t.

  • Uh, E c.

  • There's nothing to buy in here.

  • Come on down.

  • T e God!

  • Store of shit.

  • If you want to piss your money away on nothing there looking over there.

  • Okay.

  • I'll buy some of these, though, because they did come in handy.

  • Also, Nintendo all right, is pop a squat for a second time to pull up a chair because Dad's about to put his pants on and give you a fucking talk.

  • Why not just have me defeat the engineer, the mechanic guy?

  • It makes perfect sense that the mechanic would have a parent for your Poulter ghost and then give me that part.

  • And then suddenly I can take Have me go through.

  • Okay?

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • I'm not to talk to a Nintendo on how to do their fucking job.

  • Ah, here was it.

  • Those B two have we go through the boiler works level, show areas of the level that can't be accessed because I need an upgrade.

  • Obvious upgrade.

  • Then go defeat the boss.

  • And then on the way back through the level after defeating the basket, the upgrade on the way back to the level I get to go through all that those areas is that I happen to go get up to the new floor, then have a call, then go back down, then come back to Boiler works.

  • You know, wasting my time here.

  • Nintendo Louise has got a lot of money to be making now.

  • But you're lucky.

  • The dish.

  • It's cute.

  • It's not cute.

  • Oh, get sucked Press right?

  • Putting this time I didn't try and punch him again.

  • Also, people have pointed out that Thea are Yeah, they're perfect.

  • The Sno balls to come out.

  • Or pearls.

  • That's right.

  • They're worth so much money.

  • That makes a lot more sense.

  • I, on the other hand, I'm still going to call them snowballs.

  • And if you can't deal with that, that I'm sorry.

  • In fact No, I'm not sorry.

  • I'm not gonna apologize for me living my life the way one for me living my truth.

  • Who in here?

  • Why was that moving?

  • Is there a ghost in there?

  • Hernia, ghost and everything here.

  • I knew it.

  • There a ghost.

  • Give me that.

  • Give me on 12 combo.

  • Fuck about Luigi.

  • You're gonna pop out of this one.

  • I got him.

  • Gotta move.

  • Money!

  • Money!

  • Money!

  • Money!

  • Money!

  • Money!

  • Money!

  • Money!

  • Money!

  • Money!

  • Money!

  • Money!

  • Money!

  • Money!

  • Money!

  • Money!

  • Money!

  • Money, money!

  • Snowball!

  • It was two of you I thought you were just alternating between them.

  • Hello, Death time.

  • You want to die a second time?

  • Because I died the moment I looked in your eyes.

  • Luigi, Luigi is gonna kill everybody with his good looks and you don't realize it now Him he might look like a dumpy little boy, But underneath those overalls nothing but abs.

  • Luigi's absolutely stacked.

  • Wait!

  • Can you get out of them away?

  • I'm gonna go easy on a mission.

  • Are you in here, Toad?

  • Ah, he uncovered the box toe.

  • Let me to go to the other one.

  • Cool.

  • Finally, O k darkie.

  • Oh, this is bad, though, you know it's not.

  • This is what this was doing that time.

  • Okay, just a little more.

  • You go.

  • What's up?

  • Toad might hold on.

  • I need to collect everything.

  • First I need to get fat stacks.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Daddy has a mansion to buy.

  • All of you peasants would know anything about it.

  • Luigi is the ultimate Chad.

  • What is this place that?

  • Yeah, I can't get you out, though.

  • I don't know how you're supposed to get out of here.

  • Oh, money.

  • Rats?

  • No.

  • Does it look like I want to move the box.

  • Our Jim.

  • Tony, How do we save you?

  • I actually have no idea.

  • Oh, wait.

  • I do Just Okay.

  • Toad.

  • Toad.

  • It's gonna get a little rough for a second.

  • Tude.

  • Told I ought to just leave you here.

  • You got yourself into this mess.

  • You should get yourself out of it.

  • You know what?

  • I'm a good friend.

  • You found two.

  • Unfortunately, it looks like it's time for the main event.

  • Try to find that part I ask you for.

  • He's on the phone, remember?

  • Good luck.

  • Okay.

  • We're gonna move a box, toad.

  • I'll see what I did.

  • I saw you going for that money.

  • No, no, This is Big Daddy Luigi's money.

  • You can go get your fucking old money.

  • No, that's a bad try to bring back.

  • I didn't think it would be up there.

  • Me either.

  • You wanna go get it?

  • You wanna go?

  • Fly?

  • You go.

  • Oh, my God.

  • You're actually useful.

  • Toad.

  • Get off me!

  • Fucking freeloader.

  • Get to their though.

  • That's that.

  • That's a fake.

  • And good question.

  • Can we just launch him over?

  • Mmm.

  • I don't know.

  • 10 g.

  • Go up there.

  • Out.

  • I didn't even see the chest capers.

  • Okay.

  • Probably quite obvious, But I can't think about what it is.

  • Then they're going.

  • Ah, right.

  • Um, that needs to move again, but I don't know how we get onto it now.

  • Oh, this thing just stays okay than Perfecto.

  • All right.

  • Time to help on that.

  • Come on, Toad on.

  • You do this on then, Dweeb.

  • He's going to be an absolute bro.

  • Perfect.

  • All right, Toad, I'm gonna entrust you with this, all right?

  • Not the money.

  • The money is mine.

  • I want the money.

  • The money is mine.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • No, Just go get it.

  • Poof.

  • Oh, it spread it when?

  • It's fine.

  • All right, when we get back to the lab.

  • Okay, great.

  • How do we actually use this?

  • Can I just go to the lab?

  • How was I supposed todo Didn't you say that I could fast travel with it?

  • I I have no idea.

  • I have no idea how this works.

  • He got hot.

  • I don't want a chat.

  • Oh, Oh, It's just an actual option on the menu.

  • Terrible news.

  • Dress for systems.

  • Have a commission.

  • A moment.

  • Just your look, that something like this would happen, right?

  • when you needed to not happen anyway, you need to make a river.

  • Oh, you're gonna have to suck my ween doo doo doo doo doo doo.

  • Wait.

  • How do we get back now if I can't?

  • Oh, I literally can't move unless I can do this from here.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Ah, how do we get out of here?

  • A little Greek er.

  • All right, you come over here.

  • Come on, Toad.

  • Remind him he's sleeping at a feeling that couldn't lock you in.

  • That would be bad.

  • Game design.

  • Perfect.

  • Oh, come along.

  • Too eager.

  • Ah.

  • Are you serious?

  • Oh, heck, you know.

  • And he got was from the Midwest.

  • The way ahead is bucks.

  • He doesn't look for another way out of this pickle.

  • We pick him up.

  • That's why I couldn't use the thing.

  • Got it.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Cool.

  • Cool.

  • So excited about this.

  • All right, I'm here.

  • I need to go there.

  • How does checking my map help this?

  • What do you What are you telling me?

  • Okay.

  • I have to go down a level.

  • No, you don't.

  • All right, well, I guess we're going this way.

  • If only I could get back to the lab.

  • to use this upgrade to do the thing that I'm gonna end up coming back here to do with it.

  • Anyway, can you get out through here?

  • Yeah, the thing I got looks like a con show.

  • And that's not but trap locked in squeak issue feet.

  • He's like those kids who have light up shoes.

  • I love you, Toad.

  • Okay, well, I kind of fucked us on this one.

  • Didn't.

  • You're right.

  • Are we?

  • We got locked in the Oh, I know there's no other way out and I can't make the switch go back up.

  • Oh, wait.

  • Unless I can with super powers.

  • No, I can't.

  • Can I just use it wrong button again?

  • Damn it.

  • Uh okay.

  • Yeah.

  • There we go.

  • Tony, how are you getting down?

  • Do you have a method?

  • Jobs?

  • Can I launch you into these tubes?

  • Goto, Wait.

  • Could I use toad to hit the switch?

  • Bounces head off of it.

  • I don't know how hitting this.

  • Which would help, right?

  • No, I don't think so.

  • Damn it.

  • Look, I could do this too.

  • No, I can't.

  • I could just fall off.

  • I just want to fall off.

  • Let me fall.

  • I want to kill Luigi.

  • Did it actually not lock us in at all?

  • Fucking turn!

  • Can I use you to smash this?

  • Never might remember him.

  • Toad.

  • He's the one who tried to f you in the A before I'm a mess it up, Toad.

  • Oh, to health.

  • Getting towed.

  • Good job.

  • Good job.

  • You did it.

  • You did a buying up job.

  • I don't need this.

  • Can I use you to smash these?

  • Yes.

  • Nice.

  • Get the money towed.

  • Tow.

  • Watch this money train.

  • Did you pocket some of that money?

  • Stay in there.

  • I'll end you.

  • Oh, my God.

  • He's chasing me, Guys, He's chasing me.

  • Can I?

  • Ah, that's cool.

  • You got through the note spawned them into water.

  • You go through the ladder.

  • I mean, it's the same as going through anything else, but you don't think about the latter actually, being an object that you can walk through, that's a needle burrito.

  • I say so myself.

  • All right, we're gonna keep No, come on.

  • What are you doing to me?

  • Are you a ghost?

  • Huh?

  • I don't trust like that.

  • I don't need a frickin booth.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Easy peasy behind me.

  • I don't trust those doors.

  • Fakers like 17 million of them.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Just go.

  • Toad!

  • Toad!

  • Rod!

  • Right.

  • They're going to keep coming if you like them just like this fucker.

  • How dare you hold my toad?

  • So come here.

  • Where is he?

  • Right.

  • He tried to grab my toad again.

  • Nice.

  • Don't go away.

  • I want the money, not you.

  • Nice.

  • Did you see this?

  • How about you go get a real job?

  • You okay?

  • I know your life's in danger, but I have money to get the hell is going on in this area.

  • So weird.

  • Come on, Toto.

  • That's right.

  • You should be through here.

  • Oh, Where is he got, uh Get it down to a T.

  • Yes.

  • He said toad.

  • It's all over.

  • Yeah, Toad, don't no.

  • Come back toward one day.

  • You'll be a school.

  • Is Luigi one day.

  • But today is not that day.

  • Because no one is cooler than Louis today.

  • No, I know.

  • Stop yelling at me.

  • Come here.

  • You got your head.

  • Hi, you, George.

  • No!

  • Congrats, Right.

  • Toad.

  • I am well aware of how to do things.

  • Things is my first rodeo.

  • Okay, I've been I've been out here.

  • Luigi Oh, here, Toad.

  • He be working slaving away.

  • All right, you're gonna go up and get that thing.

  • Okay?

  • Okay.

  • How about we try that again?

  • Toad on.

  • How about this time?

  • You don't be a dumb ass toad.

  • I I swear to God.

  • Okay, we're gonna try this site.

  • There you go.

  • Get it, you little fucker.

  • Toad Grab, Grab the thing.

  • Grant the thing.

  • Thank God you do have a brain.

  • Now it has a gear stuff or go over there, spook.

  • You see that?

  • Told that's called using your head.

  • But I held my head and you'll use it again.

  • Still frustrated.

  • Area the pressure.

  • We're stepping out into space.

  • No, I missed the chest.

  • Whatever.

  • It's a fake block that a gold.

  • Okay, interesting.

  • Interesting.

  • Very interesting.

  • I see.

  • I see money e.

  • I have money.

  • Such a gentleman.

  • He waits for me to get off the ladder first before he jumps down.

  • Unfolds, Toad.

  • That's what I call using your head.

  • Okay.

  • Fuck away from me.

  • Okay.

  • Come here.

  • I need you for a second.

  • You have a purpose.

  • Stand on the thing.

  • You go out a boy.

  • You're fucking legend.

  • Toad.

  • You're part of the gang?

  • No.

  • Okay.

  • I think this helps me if I do it like this.

  • Yep.

  • Oh, it's pretty damn good impression If I do say so myself.

  • There's gold in the wall.

  • There's a gold in the wall All in all, you're just a norther break in, though.

  • Hey, Please, ji.

  • Please.

  • I told alone Monday money for everyone except toad.

  • Whoa.

  • I think Tony's just happy.

  • Existing money spiders.

  • The worst kind of spiders.

  • What?

  • Can you just fuck off for a second?

  • Christ?

  • Trying to do stuff with him around me at the same time are no heavy dislike.

  • Yeah, we could go that.

  • Get that as well.

  • But told I've already done this area.

  • Come back at another time and finish it off.

  • Why me?

  • Repeating the same area again, Sweetie, I know it's gross, but some complaining and get going.

  • I didn't.

  • Luigi never complains.

  • He gets scared and does it anyway because he's better than everybody else in this game.

  • Okay, game's broke.

  • Okay, sweetie, you go that way.

  • Where is that even lied going?

  • He gonna have to do the fight.

  • I believe in you.

  • Go, E t baby.

  • Here.

  • I know you can be.

  • I've trained you well.

  • Yes, Yes, yes, yes.

  • I don't want my window of time is for that.

  • Hold on, hold on.

  • I'm busy.

  • I have five Health on a dream.

  • Yeah, you damn boy.

  • Flash flash despite her.

  • Come on.

  • Yes, Sweet, delicious money.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • All right.

  • Oh, Toad, Go that way.

  • Thing is amazing.

  • This is just like Christmas.

  • No, I want the money.

  • Yes.

  • Gonna do anything with this and that.

  • Fired that morning at the top.

  • So much money.

  • Identical Bum, bum, bum a bum!

  • Bum bum, bum bum!

  • All right, I think we're doing up here, right?

  • Did you just go in your own?

  • Leave us.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, is that 30?

  • Kate, that's pretty damn good.

  • What's in D?

  • Why don't we suck and find out?

  • Sea toad sucking is supposed to have a purpose.

  • You're not just most a suck in general.

  • You're supposed to suck for a reason.

  • A date with me.

  • Oh, God.

  • Broom.

  • Hilda, I'm sorry, Tone.

  • Is that your girlfriend?

  • Oh, God.

  • Told I'm sorry I killed her.

  • I told you have a purpose, Toad.

  • Just know that I love you.

  • Blends him up.

  • Thank God.

  • back to normality.

  • Toad, You're going in the tiny boy jail.

  • You're going in the tiny prison and I don't care what you say.

  • Oh, Tone, it's fine tone.

  • It's not fine.

  • Told I said it was fine, but it's not.

  • I lied.

  • I got him told time on my back.

  • He was trying to be a sneak ese.

  • Oh, perfection.

  • Another one.

  • What a twofer!

  • Oh, you could try and crawl away, but you can't run away from your feelings.

  • I got him.

  • D'oh!

  • Oh, yeah!

  • All right, let's try this again.

  • Total me Go back here.

  • You're never allowed to leave this area again, Okay?

  • If he got like a toad, why don't you go find this thing for me?

  • Kick him on hide in a corner.

  • Don't trust him.

  • He's a mad lunatic.

  • Although maybe me throwing you around the place has given you a bit of a concussion and maybe you can't think for yourself anymore.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I didn't mean to Toad.

  • I apologize.

  • It's not what it's meant to be.

  • Okay?

  • Hey, we're here.

  • Did it?

  • Did it?

  • Oh, for the love of God, For the love of toads.

  • Oh, I got all of them.

  • Damn it.

  • Uh, I am the god of this world.

  • Foolish.

  • No, you're not immortal, huh?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • I'm a toad.

  • All right.

  • What is this upgrade?

  • Do this better be like a super sock.

  • This better be like double socket.

  • JJ, let's bring back the parent Weegee.

  • No, No.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Wait.

  • You just needed that.

  • I feel like you could have made one of those.

  • What do we get to the portal?

  • Let's go.

  • Come on.

  • Come on.

  • Don't!

  • Don't come on.

  • Me?

  • Yes.

  • Who is left?

  • I think he's going to give us a super suck.

  • Yeah.

  • What do you think that competed?

  • My modifications?

  • Yeah, I call it Super Suction.

  • It has increased the part of section exponentially.

  • Unfortunately, you have to plug it in a special electronic electrical socket in order to use the super section.

  • A minor inconvenience that you can surely handle.

  • So I don't just have normal regular super suction.

  • Now I have to put it into something.

  • You fucking suck.

  • I'm sure you'll be able to find such circuits in this hotel tryto Su's friend one.

  • By the way, didn't you mention before that there was a part of the boat on your way in the special cash.

  • No match for the overwhelming power of the Super section Head back there.

  • I look for one of those electrical sockets I mentioned.

  • I like to call the super Suction you Obama because she sucks harder than anybody, huh?

  • Okay.

  • By Luigi Sucker.

  • Oh, I get it sucker yet, Okay.

  • There was a big inconvenience for me.

  • I was going along.

  • I was trying to do the floors, and then suddenly you were like, uh, no, thank you.

  • Go back here and redo this level You're looking.

  • You're a charming ass.

  • Very delightful game to play Luigi Mansion.

  • Or the ways I'd be having words.

  • Wow.

  • Wow.

  • I could flash my flashlight with our one on my plunger with l one.

  • That makes it so much easier.

  • Where's that signal?

  • Like, eight episodes to realize that a rerun Episode eight You can't remember.

  • On we go.

  • Where's this electrical socket that we've heard so much about?

  • Ah, that's what this is.

  • Oh, let's again by I think my retinas detached.

  • Oh, hell, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • I feel the power thing.

  • This is gonna suck the fucking foundation out of the whole entire hotel.

  • Fuck, yeah.

  • Eat shit buds.

  • Great.

  • Why can I not take the rest of?

  • Here we go.

  • Here we go.

  • Holy, That's insane.

  • Okay, that was That was a lot of power for Luigi to handle.

  • I don't know if he's capable of handling such power.

  • That was awesome.

  • I want that all the time.

  • I want that for all the enemies.

  • No, no, no.

  • I don't care if it breaks the game.

  • Just let me do it.

  • This seems stupid in comparison.

  • Now you don't go back to just do that.

  • Yeah, OK, moving on.

  • Hell, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Present.

  • Herbie, are you one of those people that says Pirates of the Caribbean?

  • Even if that's how you pronounce it, it's like saying like, Oh, the owner are the creator of gifts.

  • Pronounces as JJ.

  • If I'm like, I don't care.

  • Einstein also slept with his cousin.

  • Sometimes the people who do things, they're not the brightest.

  • Mmm.

  • I need super soak.

  • Super suck pick off bats back off.

  • I'm an Irish Italian on a mission on that mission is Oh, a sweet little cocoa nut.

  • I have an idea where to use this Hold on for a second.

  • I don't know why I keep holding or two.

  • Sorry, ZR.

  • Come on, Nintendo.

  • Really tonight.

  • Wait, can I not?

  • How dare you?

  • How absolutely very dare you not give me that!

  • You look like you have a thing on the bottom of you.

  • You know what?

  • Whatever.

  • Some one of these days, I'll come back with the toad, and then it's over If you bitches left those areas like Super short now, Yes, I have one.

  • Malibu and Coke.

  • Hi.

  • Okay, you got this?

  • Oh, nicely done, Lou.

  • Eager, Eat coconut.

  • I lost one of my things.

  • What about Coca?

  • No Nut, November.

  • We cannot get any of this.

  • Whatever blub this music reminds me of Ah Steiner's theme from Final Fantasy Night.

  • Go listen to it now.

  • I'll tell you exactly.

  • Well, not exact.

  • Same.

  • But the same cadence, the same idea.

  • Things so much easier than trying to soak up everything.

  • You know, when people are like, suck it up, Luigi.

  • And then he did that when Luigi said Oh, yeah, I felt that.

  • Oh, fuck, yeah.

  • I'm not so much in tow.

  • Pirate stuff.

  • Who?

  • More sand like pirate themes and pirate aesthetics are not my thing.

  • Same with like cowboys.

  • Just really not that into that shit.

  • Um, more of like a scifi kind of dude, But this is pretty damn cool.

  • Like, really suck the trees, actually move.

  • Well, not that one.

  • Hey!

  • Yes, Snowball.

  • A snowball in a beach.

  • That's unheard of, Luigi Mansion changing the game.

  • I don't care if there's nothing here.

  • This is an area.

  • You know where I can suck the entirety of the scent?

  • Can I get an electrical socket back at the pyramid area and then do the super suck for all the sand?

  • That would be magical.

  • That would be Christmas.

  • Hanukkah birthday, Easter rolled into one.

  • The music here is getting a little shady, and I'm not sure if I trust him is Jaws here, My favorite shark from Disney's hit movie Jaws.

  • What?

  • Steven Spielberg?

  • To come out at the start of jaws and just be like you're watching the Disney Channel off, huh?

  • Nothing here but feck and snakes.

  • You guys are bad friends.

  • Your snakes.

  • Well, Luigi is dressed in green on Ireland.

  • Does have ST Patrick who rid the entire country of snakes.

  • That's the actual lower behind ST Patrick.

  • By the way, ST Patty's Day, You're actually celebrating same Patrick delivering us from the evil of snakes from Ireland.

  • Look.

  • Uh huh.

  • Not here.

  • I want a Luigi Enemy Hong Mozzie Day.

  • Oh, yeah!

  • Oh, yeah!

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Has a ghost in the front.

  • It's a sexy ghost.

  • Okay, this is pretty fucking dope.

  • Oh, Uh huh.

  • Climb aboard!

  • Move!

  • Luigi!

  • It's gonna land on you!

  • He's so clumsy.

  • That's fucking awesome.

  • Like that moon in the back room.

  • Just going right.

  • It's night time.

  • Go to bed.

  • Ghost battle.

  • Ghost, Pirate ship Battle, maybe question Merc, toad Because somebody toads missing.

  • I should never have brought him on holiday with us.

  • It is a jaws.

  • No easy.

  • That's a known lucky I all right.

  • I could defeat you.

  • Oh, that's so cool.

  • The ground is like a little man.

  • It's got a pirate ship I got.

  • What do we do?

  • Maybe a little bit of this.

  • What?

  • Okay, okay.

  • Stick to the stick To the fucking thing.

  • Jesus Christ!

  • Oh, God.

  • Being devoured.

  • Okay.

  • Do I have to hit the target with a dent?

  • Can this stick to fucking any of them?

  • Beat the girls it's knowing that I have to hit.

  • Oh, I don't Okay, Never mind.

  • Never mind.

  • I don't actually have to do that.

  • Oh, I do.

  • Are they just ready to explode anyway?

  • Okay, a little confusing, but I'm going to get the hang of it here in a second.

  • I'm just not sure what I throw the barrels at.

  • Great.

  • And your goalie hole.

  • Trade again, bitch.

  • Huh?

  • Hurts again.

  • Kind of running out.

  • Fuck!

  • Shit.

  • Shit, This is bad.

  • It's kind of hard to see that they're flashing sometimes.

  • Okay, Come this way.

  • Come this way, please.

  • For the love of god before this explodes, okay, I need the health anyway.

  • That's good.

  • How?

  • Okay, this one's brand new.

  • Yea, tasty.

  • Come here, boy.

  • Oh, are you trying to do to me?

  • Way go, O max Damage.

  • Maximum damage carriage only.

  • Sending three times.

  • Dammit!

  • Oh, God!

  • This song and dance again, Mr Player.

  • Shark, baby shark Dude, Dude, it'd I I forgot.

  • I have to actually pressed the button to let it go.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Sort of.

  • Ah, fuck!

  • I was just about saying that fucking thing blocks my attack.

  • I'm gonna rage.

  • Howie!

  • Howie Come here.

  • Come on.

  • Fucking kidding me.

  • It's that is shit straight from the horse's ass.

  • Let's go.

  • Boom, speed running this shit now.

  • All right, We're still life.

  • Still like folks were fine.

  • Now they're ready.

  • Don't you dare block me.

  • Don't you dare block me.

  • I'm showing the Glock Tonight Show on my block.

  • Lynn, That's a good joke.

  • Oh, baby.

  • Shark do do Did it?

  • Did it, baby shirk their third letter to do TV?

  • Come on, do your Sami's.

  • Oh, that's no Sami's Sami's.

  • Come on.

  • What if I entice?

  • You really hurt me.

  • You go, idiot.

  • What an idiot shirt!

  • Okay, I can only do 100 damage.

  • Then it stops me because I'm too good at the game.

  • That's what it's saying.

  • Oh, changing it up.

  • They did.

  • I think that a thing that it's so cool.

  • All right, now.

  • Oh, yeah, It's okay.

  • I refuse.

  • I absolutely refuse to fall into that.

  • Don't do that right.

  • Damn Fucking awesome, dude, It's Buck.

  • Go, go!

  • Good.

  • Yum, yum.

  • Yummy.

  • Oh, yum, yum.

  • Yummy.

  • No, no, no.

  • Wait for the next one.

  • Gobble, gobble this dick bitch more.

  • Oh, God.

  • Go going.

  • Yep, yep.

  • Hold on.

  • This is awesome!

  • This is so like set piece heavy for fucking Luigi's mansion Game.

  • Oh, Speed!

  • Run!

  • Oh, man.

  • Really Bach?

  • Yeah.

  • Wow.

  • Bow about.

  • She comes by.

  • Give it to me.

  • Show me what you got.

  • Try it.

  • Try me, bitch.

  • I think that a o Lord Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Tough man.

  • Tough man.

  • I see.

  • Might be the greatest pirate I've ever seen, so it would seem 00 I got the moves, baby Bennett, You're so day You are so dead that watch.

  • That was my favorite boss so far.

  • We had 30 k coming here.

  • 30.

  • Kate likes in this video.

  • Nice.

  • Unlucky 13.

  • Lucky for Luigi, though.

  • Yeah.

  • Fuck, yeah.

  • I want no easy to just straight up.

  • Swear bloody murder.

  • Hello.

  • Oh, we get ancient very pirate treasure.

  • Uh huh.

  • Nope.

  • What?

  • Who?

  • That's elite.

  • Oh, Uh, yeah, yes.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • I needed to save somebody.

  • I forgot about that part.

  • I was busy kicking ass.

  • Okay?

  • Yes, because each of these really just one lame Go go Cute.

  • I'm a fucking head.

  • That's another two of rescue.

  • Like, always hold are like, Oh, he's probably wait with me in the lab until things are safe.

  • But I just told the elevator wiki.

  • Gotcha.

  • First of all, though, treasures to get are they?

  • Yes, treasure it is.

  • Oh, goody gumdrops.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I'm very excited.

  • I like treasure hunts.

  • All right, so we just go all the way back to the certain over to the right.

  • There should be a secret hidden path.

  • Nice, Isn't it?

  • Nice to have a poultry.

  • They were so nice to me.

  • They help me with the ladder.

  • Help me with the treasure.

  • They stop me from dying loads of times.

  • This is why dogs are better than cats.

  • I'm just saying if it was ah, it was a Poulter kitty.

  • Actually, the cat tried to kill me.

  • The dog tried to save me.

  • I don't think the dog is trying to do anything really?

  • With me.

  • Secrets?

  • Yeah.

  • Cheek er's told you.

  • Wanna You wanna visit way?

  • What happens if I just Bye.

  • Told your bag?

  • How about something?

  • I left something on the boat.

  • Can you go get it for me?

  • It's so fucking funny, stranger.

  • Oh, that's the good shit.

  • Oh, that's the good shit.

  • Oh, yes.

  • This is the best day of my life.

  • and a gym.

  • It's the desert island.

  • Nice, my toad.

  • And to think all of this is in a hotel.

  • Oh, hold on, Toad.

  • I missed a snowball.

  • I would have been a disaster.

  • Snowball is worth a lot towed.

  • You wouldn't know you have a big brain, but I can't do math.

  • I have a small brain, and I can't do math either.

  • But my point is Stop it, toad.

  • That's all I say on the matter neighbors.

  • All right, Toto, I'm gonna need your help.

  • Because it's something over here that I need.

  • Are you ready, Toad?

  • It seems like you're ready.

  • So cute.

  • All right, Toad.

  • You see that thing up there?

  • You see it?

  • Get a toad.

  • I'm tired of this.

  • Tired of this area.

  • We'll come back for another time, Toad.

  • Who cares what would happen if I broke the vacuum in and super suck Toad?

  • What?

  • It just straight up.

  • Murder him.

  • Bye bye.

  • So you never Oh, she's gonna be mad Hose.

  • Matte hose.

  • Mad.

  • Uh, ma'am.

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • Camp down, King Boo!

  • And there was a tiny slip up.

  • But it's no problem at all.

  • Not at all.

  • We have Luigi looked away soon.

  • If I could just have a bit more time.

  • Oh, he's pissed.

  • Oh, so do I.

  • What?

  • Okay.

  • Been fucking love this June, huh?

  • You found all the boats that just leaves Princess Peach.

  • Mario, Just where could they be held captive?

  • Regardless, we're going to be held captive regardless.

  • Rose, the way you sure are.

  • Bye bye.

  • I don't have to go back to you doing Oh, yeah?

  • Are you gonna try it again?

  • Luigi, are you going?

  • Oh, shocker.

  • It moves on its own.

  • Yeah!

  • Oh, yeah.

  • 13th the fitness center.

  • Oh, I told you, Luigi Stacked.

  • This is where you're gonna get to see how yoked he is.

  • He's just He's just pure muscle.

  • He just has one ab but it's like the size of a cantaloupe.

  • That's funny.

  • It's a dumbo.

  • First time in the gym, huh?

  • Well, let me show you the right way to work out.

  • You're gonna want to do buzz it, girls, you're gonna want to do pick flies, do some squats.

  • Oh, no, we're fine.

  • First things first.

  • Nothing hidden.

  • Good answer the phone.

  • Your your your personal trainer.

  • He's saying that you're getting a little doing.

  • If you wanna lose weight and be awesome and sexy for the ghosts around.

  • If you're trying to find a boo for you, then look no further than the fitness center on floor 13.

  • Come on down and bring that weight down as well, Because down h

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