Yes.

Welcome to my fucking hates me.

Episode one Gu Oh, God, He hates it.

Oh, my God.

What would collapse yesterday?

We're gonna be trying animal products.

Dog products?

I don't fucking know.

Literally gone literally, like buy.

You know.

Please be a part of Danny's world.

I have shoes.

Don't you want shoes?

Don't you want a brand deal?

By the way, check out who knows Instagram.

It's, you know, Dawson where you'll see pictures of him hating me.

Okay, Perfect.

He loves it.

He's loving it.

You know, it's not animal abuse.

I'm giving him gifts.

And first for giving him the gift of a Frappuccino costume.

Okay, so this is an actual fucking for Rapid.

Gina.

I'm sorry.

Public, and it looks awful.

Oh, my God.

I have a little straw with cream on it.

He Hey, wait, Look.

Literally wants to be anywhere else, you know?

Come on.

Don't you wanna be a Frappuccino?

You know you're never gonna get a brand deal if you don't work with the brands.

Oh, Dad, are you gonna put it on him?

Oh, no, This is sad.

Maybe this is a bad Oh, I don't know if I like it.

Oh, no.

Hey, hates this Gino.

Also, I think that's backwards.

Here is more of a cape.

No, no, it's more of a cape.

Let Oh, look, he's smiling.

He's finally He loves it.

See, He's just like Dad.

Like he doesn't like getting close cause he's a pretty well, but then once it gets in and he feels fly that doesn't ever feel like that.

I never feel like Oh, my God!

Wait.

You only know when he sits, it looks like a cop.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

I think you actually stopped.

That's that's terrified.

Oh, my God.

You know.

Oh, my God.

He's a secret menu item.

Oh, my God.

This is my favorite video ever.

It started off.

Okay, this is time for my video, you know.

Oh, my God.

Actual Chris Kardashians, You fucking hated while we're doing costumes.

We also have this constant.

Oh, my God!

Ups delivery!

Oh, no.

Don't you want to be a delivery person?

He's like, I want to be the box.

I want to be taken somewhere else.

It doesn't even need an address.

Bitch!

Throw me off a cliff for a change.

Wait.

Oh, you're being so good job.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God.

Oh, wait.

I don't get it.

What are those Symbols be formed.

They look hot.

Dogs.

I got a little person.

Oh, my God.

He's like a U.

P s person.

That's way too excited to deliver, is it?

Stay touch.

He's doing the Phoebe Road.

Oh, he loves friends like his daddy.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay.

See if he shakes.

Wait.

It's like he's kicking up a huge can.

Imagine if u P s guy just gave you his foot goals.

OK, so this next thing is a toy and it's a mouth with grills.

So when you know chews on it, he'll look like a rapper.

Come on.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Wait.

Good.

Fuck.

So close.

I got almost got it, But no.

Stop looking the balls and bite it.

Okay.

Oh, already bored with balls.

Try to get the balls in his mouth.

Oh, well, second, old person, we can't keep their dentures.

You life so much easier when he was a cappuccino.

This is dog Colo's, which I'm already wearing.

Naturally, I'm also wearing jogging mouthwash.

It's just smell of my ass.

Okay, so this is really all this on Amazon, and it's actually perfume for dogs.

It says do not spray directly and dogs face or his private areas.

It should also say, Do not use because dogs don't fucking me for few, This is not refuse.

This is literally, like, re bottled bath and body perfume.

This is what my mom uses to cover up her shit.

I used to use this in high school on my armpits because I was afraid of delivering.

It meant I was trying to, and I wasn't ready for that.

It's flammable.

It doesn't say I'm back.

Can't blow torch b r b.

Okay, so I can't find my blowtorch.

That's scary.

So my nephews matches.

Can you come help me light up this perfume?

Honestly, when?

Your morning routine asleep.

I'll go to the doghouse.

Okay, let's go.

Okay.

So I'm gonna light this match, and then you spray this ready?

Maybe spray it, like, away from my face.

First of all, let me see these even work.

Who?

You know, this is what Daddy's working looks like.

Stay in college.

We almost worked.

Hold on let me light like five.

It's scary that who knows?

Like, watch.

Like you didn't leave the room.

He's like, he's like, I want to see my daddy's bird, you know.

Okay, let's do it.

123 That was good, but I think we could get bigger.

Want to drink?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

After lining things with a blowtorch is this kind of thing, But it smells very toxic.

Okay, Next.

Because I want him to be lit just like his daddy.

I have a light up fucking harness.

How does this work?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Wait.

This is gonna be incredible.

Just a 2nd 0!

Oh, my God.

Oh, you really hate me.

Let's go outside.

Let's see what it looks like.

Outside.

Come on.

The party's let Come on.

This is great, because now I can see him really running away from me in the dark.

Come on, outside.

He really is like his dad.

He's like, What's that food out there?

Oh, wait.

Come here.

Oh, come on.

You know, if I got one of those, we weren't together.

You know, we'd be a lit fam if you could talk.

I'm sure you'd say go home.

If you could talk, you'd also say, huh?

Oh, come on.

Coming home from the rave, like all right.

I don't know.

That's it.

We're good.

Thanks.

Had a lot of fun.

Good shoot.

Fun day.

Come back any time you have this.

This is like a treat launcher.

How does this work?

Okay, I figured it out.

123 That was fun.

Caitlin already.

123 What's the point of this?

You know, ready?

And they both hate me sipping his tea.

All right.

123 Fun game eyes.

Wow, that was great.

So last thing I got, I'm actually really excited about this because it's gonna torture me as well.

This is a job cake mix and job frosting.

What?

Also, I'm gonna eat it like, Okay, so I have the cake in the frosting.

CNN we make us not following these directions.

I'm just gonna do this life hack style and make it in a mug.

So I have this monk that looks just like, you know, it's great cause I get close to it doesn't bite me mixing here, so I'm just pouring in the cake mix.

Now it's gonna add some water.

I'm gonna mix it up, and then I'm gonna put it in the microwave and see what happens.

Now I'm gonna make the frosting.

So I'm just going to put it in this cup and mix it with water.

This should work per things.

That looks delicious.

That's gonna make my dog like me even less.

Oh, she made a souffle.

Uh, this is amazing.

In Gordon Ramsay would be very impressed, but she didn't even fall.

He would rather have water thing this.

Oh, no.

Look what Dad made.

Look when he made you.

Yeah, now you're over it.

Okay, so that's the cake.

So now let's just pour on the fur.

Rusting.

Uh, I don't think that was supposed to happen.

Mmm.

Right.

You know, ready for dessert.

Okay, here we go.

Make sure it's not too hot.

Okay?

It's not very hot, right?

Dad is gonna taste it first.

It's actually does not look bad.

Like I've definitely had worse.

I mean, it's definitely breathing and throwing up.

So current mood way is actually good business, you know?

It's good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

He's gonna love this.

He's gonna finally love me, you know.

Come on, come on.

Food.

Kind of.

Maybe that's questionable.

Okay, take by.

Oh, my God.

Is he gonna He's like, uh what else you got?

Fucking Gordon Ramsay.

He's like, it's raw, but come on.

It's good.

Daddy tasted and he liked it.

Come on.

Look, look.

It's like really cake.

Oh, God.

Don't get that close.

It's like a cake soup.

Don't dogs love that.

I made you.

And it's a gray up.

Whatever.

Daddy will eat it all by himself.

And that's not even a joke.

It's actually fucking good.

And I'm gonna get on the floor.

Native.

Come on, join Daddy.

What is my life?

No, Hopefully you enjoyed me playing with dog toys.

My dog in.

And I promise we're good parents and, you know, actually does love us.

He just doesn't love the camera.

When the cameras off, he's like, hanging out playing with us.

Like, won't stop liking.