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  • [GOING SEVENTEEN - Monthly Release / March -]

  • [9 remaining after the first round] - Okay Myeongho see you later! - Bye~

  • Lucky him.

  • Now shall we start with the youngest again?

  • [Round 2 Dissing + dad jokes] [The video you are about to watch contains a little bit of exaggeration and falsehood]

  • [The second round begins with the youngest] Now, let's get this over with!

  • [Dino starts] It looks much smaller now that three have left

  • Let's go

  • [The story does not end] I received lessons on Chinese together with Dino

  • And Dino had set the date the previous day

  • But he must have gone to bed late or something

  • So it was me and Vernon's turn to take the lesson

  • - But Dino cancelled the lesson - Yeah

  • [Seventeen, the home of all kinds of skits] 'Hey bro can't you really keep this a secret for me?'

  • 'Tell the teacher that I'm sick'

  • He could have just been honest about it

  • [The fool who knows nothing but his automatic razor] How stupid of him.

  • Dino's face is a bit red, he seems a bit upset. Look at him.

  • Dino's going to text me, I know

  • [Reservation for a text from Dino] - 'You know when we were filming the Going Seventeen thing..' - 'What you were saying..'

  • [Reservation number two] 'Oh sorry Dino'

  • 'It's all good, but I'd appreciate it if you'd be a little careful next time'

  • 'Bro you know how I feel right?'

  • - '^^' emoticon - Yeah exactly

  • [^^]

  • [Dad joke] Hoshi, can't you do some dad jokes?

  • If Seoul is cold?

  • SeoChou! (sounds like sneezing)

  • [Wants to be funny] SeoChou!

  • [Best effort] Seoul University (city university sounds like cold in Korean)

  • - Oh! Yeah correct - It is? It is?

  • He's good

  • If a horse looks at the sun?

  • [Had no intention of getting it right] Malhae (sounds like 'talk')

  • [Excited] Malhae, malhae

  • Oh but it's something like that

  • [The answer is?] It's just a "hae bon mal" (something I said for no reason)

  • Oh~

  • Then it's right, what I said

  • What is the expiry date for salt?

  • [Answer] Cheonilyeom! (1000 days, also sun-dried salt)

  • Correct

  • Dino, are you having fun?

  • [Laughs to be nice]

  • But this is kind of fun, the dad jokes

  • When ice dies?

  • [First attempt] Ice dang! (a game of tag)

  • [Second attempt] Ice dies!

  • [Third attempt] - No that isn't it - Ice goes quack!

  • Oh but there was a close one

  • If ice were to die?

  • Halfway? (Uhjungan)

  • Halfway!

  • - No - What is that supposed to mean?

  • - What does that stand for?

  • [It's over]

  • Die bing (ice)

  • Oh~ die bing

  • So Chinese is used here..?

  • [look forward to the texts]

  • Hey no hard feelings!

  • [No hard feelings, just texts] - Hey no hard feelings - Hey it isn't something like that I was just surprised

  • Let's just go with, Dino was ill

  • [True hard feelings] Hey you talked about not forgetting the bowls, do you know how upset I was with that

  • Dino's gonna text you, later

  • [Making fun of the youngest is the best] - I'm not texting anyone! - Hey Dino I'm so sorry! It's my bad

  • [Next] Hey those guys dressed in casual clothes..

  • [No make up] Who looks the most roastworthy?

  • [Betrayal] You're asking me? They all look wonderful

  • - All of them? - Yeah

  • If I had to rescue just one person though, I'd summon Jeonghan

  • And use my wish, and send him back

  • [He's the best in the field / going] I could use my wish on you, Mingyu

  • - Sorry.. they.. they're all wonderful - Bro I love you!

  • Yeah okay

  • - Jeonghan! Take care! - See you later

  • [Foreshadowing of a future summoning?] See you later DK

  • [Verson starts]

  • Vernon what do you have?

  • Let's do a dad joke

  • Vernon seems to like dad jokes

  • Yeah Vernon does

  • - Maybe - He likes dad jokes

  • If you use three letters to describe the letter 'c'?

  • [Finds himself funny] ccc!

  • - Three c's - Vernon, lowercase c

  • - Lowercase c.. - Oh I know! small c

  • - Vitamin?

  • - Creative cut drag(?) cut - The answer is agassi (young woman, sounds like baby c)

  • - Aga...

  • - It's aga (baby) - Ah~

  • If a queen arrives quickly?

  • - Come quick (said in a cute way)

  • [Ha]

  • - Come quick!

  • It's similar

  • [Answer revealed] - Uhyeohwang (this also means come quick)

  • - Oh that! It's pretty similar

  • [Back on the attack] Does Vernon have any dark past that he wants to hid

  • I have something good to say about him though

  • The trainer was asking Gun (a younger guy) 'do you like Vernon? Or me?'

  • And he said without a moment's hesitation that he liked Vernon

  • - Yeah I was there too - So he asked again, 'why do you like him?'

  • And he said Vernon was nicer to him than I am

  • And Vernon is more handsome, even right after he wakes up you know

  • Gun sleeps occasionally in our quarters

  • [Surprise attack] Of course, if he's used to your face that's how he'd feel

  • [Texts reserved] Sorry that was a bit much

  • He'll text you later Mingyu

  • [This is a deleted message] - Hey no texts! Seriously! Anything but that - I won't!

  • Are we attacking Vernon? Or Dino?

  • [Story forced to a close] Dino let's just become a cool older brother

  • You can be nicer to Gun you know

  • Let's send him a message through the video now

  • Now?

  • [It's still Vernon's turn by the way] - Gun will love it - Just say a few words

  • [Shy] - Just a few words, you're never nice to him - That's not true..

  • Look at the camera

  • Three two one!

  • [Done]

  • [Whistle]

  • [Woke up]

  • LOL!

  • - That was so funny - That was the best

  • That was so good

  • Hey you're supposed to make me laugh but you're talking about him and his brother

  • [DK's strategy] I won't reduce my energy for this

  • Don't do it

  • [Seungkwan starts] Begin

  • - Shall we talk about his son? - No no

  • I'll tell you a quick story about something that happened in high school

  • Seungkwan had turned senior

  • And they were asking him to say a few words to the freshmen

  • Because he'd just debuted

  • I was thinking, he just debuted what would he have to say?

  • And Seungkwan had gone in there and he was giving a lecture

  • [Assistant professor] - Seungkwan likes that sort of thing - But hey you know right?

  • Even earlier, Seungkwan went to the Pledis male trainees' room

  • - He was buying snacks and giving them advice - Really?

  • [Seungkwan's castela episode at Pledis] - He talked a whole bunch - Really?

  • We told him so many times to not do that!

  • Besides that he's famous for

  • [You know, the Seungkwan management office thing] He used to be really famous for being the 'anti-face-swelling expert'

  • He was doing this all day before the broadcast to get ready

  • And I saw his face right before he went in to film and his face was still swollen just the same

  • So it's not about eating really healthy stuff but more about avoiding the bad stuff

  • [He was crazy that day] Seungkwan is crazy about healthy food, gobbles it up, but he also does that with the bad food too

  • [Trying wrap it up nicely] But it's nice to see him eat so well

  • I love watching him eat.

  • Seungkwan also works out.

  • He works out really hard right?

  • But he can't do a single pull-up.

  • Do you guys know what Seungkwan's hand gesture is like when he talks?

  • [Impersonating Seungkwan]

  • [Curious]

  • You guys don't know this hand gesture? This?

  • - Ah, right right, he does that - Yeah, Seungkwan...

  • [Finished] Oh, you are more patient than I thought!

  • [Impatient] Hey Hoshi, come here, I am..

  • [CEO Kim's Up] If you are going to kill, do it right

  • [Mingyu START]

  • Mingyu said this to me

  • 'Hey Dino, you have to try to dress up and do your hair and all that by yourself'

  • 'Like me, look at me, I do my hair like this'

  • And I thought 'I don't think I should do it like that'

  • - He gave a good lesson - Yeah, we all tried that

  • I think Mingyu is going to text us later for real.

  • The reason why I think he's incredible is

  • this one time, we were drinking beer together

  • and this guy tends to drink until the morning

  • And when we were working on the following day, I was almost....

  • [Working Under Influences?] He's been drinking before he comes here too

  • - Right? - Yes

  • [Hungover]

  • He was drinking this morning and he was like Oh, Con**tion...

  • - Electric shaver, buzzing~ - 8 o'clock in the morning! What time does he start drinking...

  • [Finished] Sorry, we made up fake stories too

  • [Satisfied] My past was more fanciful than I thought

  • You are cool Mingyu

  • Ugh... It makes me nervous whenever I come here

  • [WOOZI START][MinKKI] WOOZI, don't be nervous Do Kimjang (*wordplay)

  • [Ignores]

  • What does it sound like when a logical person shoots?

  • [Lonely Night MC] A logical person?

  • Bang Logic

  • Logic Bang!

  • Ta-dang ta-dang (sounds similar to 'reasonable' in Korean)

  • [Laughing under the cover] Oh, this is a good one! This is a good one!

  • What happens if you make a chicken to wear a small clothes?

  • [Not tired] Ah, it's too small (Pun)

  • Ah.. Kkok kkio~ (Pun)

  • [Peeking] - I ruined it huh? - Yeah...

  • - But it was funny - Hey, that was good.

  • It was a good one.

  • What is the animal that is the best at marketing

  • - marketing... - Animal Farm!

  • Fly

  • - Animal, animal - A blowfly!

  • Medusa!

  • Panda (sounds to similar to sell)

  • [twitching]

  • Hey Vernon, you are good!

  • - I'm good right? - It's fun

  • You have to pose the right questions

  • I think I'll think about this when I sleep at home, when I lay down.

  • What do you call nurungji in English?

  • Nurungji?

  • I know

  • Brown mouse

  • [Finished]

  • [Correct Answer] Bobby Brown? (Pun)

  • Oh! How did you know?

  • - Is it Bobby Brown? - WOOZI, what was the funniest one?

  • From Ta-dang Ta-dang...

  • I couldn't stop laughing

  • Panda was so funny

  • [Found his talent] I think I'm talented.

  • - I know, Vernon is way too good. - You are good at this

  • It's like.. when he just casually says...

  • 'Panda'

  • That was so funny

  • [Current Time 11 O'clock] What should I do, it's already 11 o'clock~

  • - I want to go home~ - You are tired when you wake up from there

  • It's 11 o'clock

  • [Wonwoo START]

  • Wonwoo is sleeping with his glasses on again

  • [Test Form Changed] - Wonwoo is stubborn - No, those glasses are attached

  • What is the place where the wind blows cutely?

  • [Not me?] The wind is cute?

  • - Where is it? - Next to your ear?

  • It's windy~

  • - Do you want to know? - Yeah

  • Bundang (Pun)

  • Ah~ Bundang~

  • [PFF] - Bundang~ - AH, the wind is bundang~ (Pun)

  • When you lie down there? Everything sounds so funny

  • I was already dead at 'Ta-dang Ta-dang'

  • What does a king say when he doesn't want to go to the palace?

  • Ah, I know this

  • Gungsirung~ Gungsirung~

  • The longest food of the world?

  • Longest?

  • [Ad-lib] sesame oil (Pun)

  • Oh!

  • [Correct] - Right? - Yeah, you got it

  • - I'm right? - sesame oil(Pun)

  • - Ah~ - sesame oil!

  • [Finished]

  • - He's not sleeping anyways - He laughed a lot

  • What's really interesting is that you get sleepy when you get out of there

  • That's a scary comforter

  • You get sleepy when you get out of there

  • I think it would be fun to summon someone

  • It's going to be really fun

  • We have to summon one for real

  • [Hoshi START]

  • Which singer sleeps the most?

  • [Self-Reflection] - Mingyu? - Mingyu?

  • - A sleepyhead - Nope

  • Among the singers, who sleeps the most?

  • Among the singers, among Korean singers

  • Lee Mi-ja(Pun)

  • [Pun Vending Machine] - Who who? - Lee Mi-ja (Pun)

  • - Lee Mi-ja - Ah~

  • - I like this! I love this kind of things! - Wow, it's awesome

  • If you were to say 'my brother gave me a gourd' in three characters?

  • - A gourd is this? - Hyung Bak Juk

  • - Gave me a gourd - Nope

  • - Gourd is given - Nope

  • - Gourd is given - Nope

  • - Gourd is given - Nope

  • Gave... lol

  • What are you guys doing?

  • Okay, if you put 'My brother (Hyung)gave me a gourd' in three characters

  • Park Joon Hyung(Pun)

  • - That was good. - He's laughing!

  • Ah, this is Hoshi's phone right?

  • [Face Recognition] Hey, just reveal Hoshi's phone number

  • It's unlocked! Hey the passcode!

  • Is unlocking it

  • - I don't think that's going to work - Doesn't it need to recognize his eyes?

  • Open your eyes once please

  • But... there's not much of difference

  • What did you just say?

  • [Finished] he said there's not much of a difference!

  • Hey! What do you mean there is no difference?

  • Just look!

  • Are you still sleeping?

  • [Next up] Search for Korean jokes that are funny to Chinese people

  • It's not funny if I don't understand it

  • You understand everything though

  • [Except this]

  • [Jun START] Do you know why Jun-hui Moon's name is Jun-hui Moon?

  • I just thought of a name for Jun's son

  • Oh, Jun-hui's son, his last name is Moon (=door)

  • Close it.

  • Close it~ Close the Moon~(Pun)

  • [Close the Moon's Father] It sounds like a word and it's good

  • What about Open it for the second son?

  • - It's good! - Open it~

  • - Open the moon~

  • Open it close it and Close it Open it!

  • Open it, open it

  • And close

  • [Rampaging] Closer opens and closer closes

  • Closer opens and opener opens

  • But seriously, isn't there anything that's pretty

  • Moon..

  • [Prettily] Moonbangu? (stationary shop)

  • I want to be good at this

  • How about emphasizing having hope when you're younger with

  • Sang!

  • You mean HappyMoney vouchers?

  • Is 5000 won the surname?

  • I want to do something fun

  • I can't think of much

  • [It's over] The mood is good!

  • Hey coming up with names is fun

  • But as for Joshua, does the surname have to be Jo or Hong? (the Jo- part is the surname)

  • [Has an advantage when it comes to names]

  • It would be more real for it to be Jo

  • Now lie down

  • [Joshua's turn] Shall we start with 'Hong?' I have one thing I can think of right now

  • This is like an ad for our Going Seventeen

  • It's a really fancy one

  • Rui Chen

  • Ah Rui Chen?

  • Joshua likes global stuff

  • So something light like Ryu

  • Jo Ryu (means birds)

  • Or you know, a simple name to make him popular, 'dae'

  • Hong dae?

  • Or doesn't he like coffee?

  • Jo..then we could go with Georgia.. (coffee)

  • Geogia LOL

  • Hey Gia~

  • You have such a nice name!

  • It's such a nice name

  • It's perfect for ads

  • You could film an ad

  • 'Hey gia!' 'Yes dad!'

  • Georgia

  • A warm cup of coffee with family

  • Or guys do you know that one tonic

  • Lee Jangun, if the surname were Hong

  • It would be Hong __ Jangun

  • Oh this is that niche tonic..

  • Joshua likes home shopping so Hong shopping

  • Moon Jun Hui said this haha

  • [Original author] Yeah it's like him

  • It's a bit up his alley

  • If you get no pocket money during Lunar New Year?

  • It's sad

  • Sad, yes of course!

  • - If you get nothing.. - A fox!

  • [End of session] (rap) I got no pocket money on Lunar! I'm gonna go sharpen my blades!

  • [CUT because of the knives] What is it though?

  • Seolgeoji (a combination of LNY + beggar)

  • [End of round 1] Okay now someone goes home

  • - I think I'm done here - Please!

  • Please! I held on well this time

  • First off there was a person who came in last when it came to rhythm

  • Last?

  • Is it me again?

  • Woozi

  • [Precise movement]

  • [Woozi is the last]

  • He smiled.

  • Woozi was out when he said Ta-dang Ta-dang

  • Woozi you laughed a lot, didn't you

  • - I'll tell you the three people (who will leave) - Okay

  • - Dino - Yay!

  • - Vernon - Yay!

  • [Hoshi] I told you I'd make it

  • [Message-summoning Seoksun] Hey DK

  • [And the final one besides Hoshi..] Please please please

  • Jun

  • What the?

  • Jun, you can go

  • [Disbelief] I can?

  • Really?

  • [Ceremony]

  • [Pause] But I can summon a person back among these guys right?

  • But wouldn't it be better to summon them once they're gone

  • - They'll be even more upset if you call them out after they've gone home - Ah okay okay

  • Oh I'm feeling so light

  • [Calling Jeonghan] - I always have bad luck with this stuff - Yeah me too

  • [Cut loose from worldly ties] I have no luck

  • 'The person you're calling is not accepting your call'

  • - He hung up, he turned his phone off - He's smart!

  • - Wow that's sharp man - He won't pick up

  • It'd be funny if THE8 came

  • [sweet voice] Hello?

  • DK

  • - Yeah - Whatcha doin?

  • - Thinking of you

  • - Thanks, I think of you too

  • - My heart is in pain thinking of all the difficulty you're enduring right now.. - Thanks thanks

  • - I was rooting for you - In that case..

  • - Would you like to come here? - Can I hang up please?

  • [Old skit] - Hello? - Huh?

  • Hello?!

  • [call ended-] Huh?

  • - DK! - Hey isn't that a technique from the 90's or something

  • "Hello? Hello?!" this

  • - Can we go now then? - Uh yeah yeah

  • [They make their exit] - Okay we'll be going - Thank you!

  • - Fighting! - Byebye

  • [Has no interest in leaving] Hey we can just eat here too

  • [Rankings - 1 Dino (got off) 2 Hoshi (summoned) 3 Vernon (got off) 4 Jun (got off) 5 Mingyu 6 Seungkwan 7 Wonwoo 8 Joshua 9 Woozi]

  • Let's talk about who we're going to choose

  • But THE8 and Jeonghan will never come

  • Jeonghan will be quite serious about it I think

  • He'll probably be like 'can I use up the wish then? Okay I'll go!'

  • That's probably how it will go

  • [Coups has not returned yet] Shall we call Coups?

  • - With the summon chance.. - Out of the blue!

  • - Is it okay to summon S. Coups?

  • [We miss Choi Gun, I mean Seugchul!] Summon S. Coups!

  • Let's pick one with this spinning thing

  • - Let's upload that to KakaoTalk

  • - They might think we're tricking them

  • [Live coverage] Hoshi's summon chance

  • [Director] - I did not want to summon or anything, this is just a summon chance - Right right

  • - To make it fair - We'll set it up quick

  • Here it goes

  • Vote

  • Begins!

  • Who is it?

  • [Vernon]

  • Can't be helped, let's call him

  • This can't be helped

  • But did Vernon leave?

  • [Nope] - Hey Vernon - Hey but you're dressed casually

  • [Angry] - You look quite comfy - Make us some ramen since you're here

  • - Ramen? - Yeah

  • Yeah you make some

  • You know when they come in like this it decides their role for them, makes it easier for them

  • Vernon.. Vernon your mic

  • Ah my mic?

  • [Sorry but it's funny]

  • I'm so sorry

  • Hey no this is fairer. this might actually be better

  • [Why is it me] Of all people..

  • The phone must have been impressed with your jokes

  • Vernon how do you feel about being summoned?

  • Uh.. it's hard to describe

  • Haha hard to describe

  • I really like this kind of fairness you know

  • [Calm] - I love it too - I just feel kind saddened by the fact that I have such bad luck

  • Then since Vernon came all the way back

  • Shall we just let him go after he makes some good ramen?

  • [A rare scene of gentility] Yeah Vernon, finish up with the ramen

  • - And share with everyone. - That'd be nice.

  • That'd be nice.

  • I'll leave it up to you, Vernon.

  • Okay.

  • [Took off his jacket] - Wow, the smell! - Wow.

  • [Should cook ramyun] Ah, it's going to be delicious. I think it is almost done?

  • Send Vernon away.

  • Thank you, Vernon.

  • - Only give us one bowl each. - Should I go?

  • - Only give us a chopstick each. - Are you done? You can go when you think you're done.

  • [Honest] - It's not done yet. - Turn the light off and go home.

  • [Calling] - The noodle has to be done. - Oh, 8!

  • Uh

  • Oh, no. You're not it.

  • [Doesn't care about the phone call] I didn't see, because I was talking on the phone with Jeonghan hyung earlier.

  • Uh, okay~

  • Is someone it?

  • - Me~ - Vernon is it.

  • Oh, really?

  • But we decided to send him away after cooking the ramyun.

  • THE8, don't sleep and wait!

  • Tell Jeonghan to turn his phone on~

  • [ Of course, Yoon Jeonghan] I've been holding onto it .

  • Oh, then you didn't pick up on purpose. Alright, bye~

  • Anyways, everybody is so clever.

  • [Finished preparing ramyun] - Okay, Vernon. - I think it's roughly done.

  • Great job, go home now!

  • Vernon, even if you're it next time, I'm not going to pick you.

  • You get what it means, right?

  • [A rare scenery 22] Well, you didn't pick me.

  • - Alright, go. - So jealous.

  • We'll do all the remaining work.

  • Eat well.

  • Hoshi is the host of March.

  • Scoop one of each for us.

  • [Making up a reason to make him do it] I don't like bloated ramyun, hyung.

  • - Me too. - Then, shall we start?

  • [3 Round ASMR of hell] [We do not recommend you watching this while eating]

  • [Joshua, START]

  • [Blocking his ears with the earphones] He can surely sleep to this.

  • [This is the microphone] Yes, he can sleep to this one.

  • Can I rap a little before?

  • I want to rap.

  • Then do it.

  • Sing while I do it.

  • Gyu-minem.

  • [There is no way you would know] How do you know all the rap?

  • [Ramyun ASMR]

  • [Hmph]

  • [relatable]

  • I'm disappointed with my pulse.

  • - I didn't know I was such an impatient person. - I was actually looking forward to it a little at the beginning.

  • But I think those kind of people don't get the chance.

  • I thought of myself as a calm person.

  • Everybody would be thinking the same.

  • - I thought I would be within the Top 3. - Just laugh like this

  • and go about saying 'I'm calm and I'm fine'.

  • [Shua is out of the frame] I thought Seungkwan is now one of the calm ones?

  • But this time, I personally thought..

  • - that you were somewhat calm? - Yup.

  • [The reason for failure] But Seungkwan has the navy AXdas cap.

  • [Stop]

  • Get up.

  • I get more tired as I do this.

  • I don't think there's more to eat.

  • There's chicken. Do you want this?

  • Hey, can someone drink coke and burp?

  • Drink coke and burp.

  • [Bruno Burps]

  • Hoshi,

  • will go to sleep.

  • [Hoshi START]

  • Shua hyung is going to do one.

  • [CHAP]

  • [Normal ASMR]

  • I know how to wake him up.

  • [Rough ASMR]

  • Like this..

  • [Hehe] Gosh...

  • Moaning..

  • [My type] He's constantly laughing.

  • Does it really matter who goes home first?

  • - It's better to spend fun time like this together. - Right.

  • Let's just eat.

  • [Gave up on going home]

  • [STOP]

  • Wow.. what was it that Shua hyung ate earlier?

  • Chicken.

  • Wow, that was so hilarious. Really.

  • I can hear every detail of it.

  • [They're supposed to stop eating when it's done;;]

  • Is it my turn? Ah, I want to eat more.

  • [Tteokbokki, fishcake Soondae added]

  • This is the best!

  • [Wonwoo START]

  • Do this, Hoshi hyung.

  • - I have one thing that I want to try. - Alright, do it.

  • [Beat-gyu Box]

  • Why is he beatboxing when it is ASMR..

  • [First time doing ASMR] I just wanted to try doing this.

  • Can anyone who knows the full song of Wonwoo's 'tonkatsu' sing it on this?

  • [ASMR from Hell]

  • Mmm~

  • I will try the fishcake.

  • [munch munch]

  • [Introducing the food] Soondae

  • He's good at this.

  • - I think this tteokbokki is going to be really spicy. - It's not spicy.

  • [Hmph]

  • If you eat like that, you won't get any subscribers.

  • No, he can actually get more.

  • [ Even this?]

  • He's eating like a monster.

  • [Happy] - It's charming. - I like it too.

  • [Proud] He's using my strategy right now.

  • One more time?

  • [Yes, this is chaos] Currently, there is chaos in SEVENTEEN's sound team.

  • [STOP] They're ordering everything to eat today.

  • [Amazed] Wow.. this is not the sound to eat everything!

  • Oh, really?

  • Is it shocking?

  • Don't do anything else. Just eat this one. Really.

  • Wow, eating is so funny.

  • Just eat?

  • [Next] You'll know once you experience it.

  • - Can I go? - Yes.

  • [tempura added] Hoshi, eat all of this.

  • Hoshi is so hilarious.

  • [Woozi START] Oh, I can hear it very loudly.

  • [ASMR from Hell START] I will eat the tempura

  • He's sweating!

  • Wonwoo hyung.

  • [synched]

  • mm~ it's a silent mukbang.

  • Why did he say 'tasty' LOL

  • it seems tteokbokki makes the best eating sound.

  • hey, this is the best.

  • [consideration for their fellow member] I should give WOOZI a chance to have this experience.

  • do it, do it.

  • Now, here is tteokbokki

  • Ugh!

  • [Hellish]

  • Coke, coke.

  • Are you drinking hot coffee?

  • You should apologize to the viewers.

  • this is the sound of Moon Jun Hui.

  • Not spicy at all.

  • it's not spicy at all.

  • let me try a tempura shrimp.

  • I'll try the tempura shrimp.

  • the shrimp looks very well breaded.

  • [proper ASMR]

  • [peaceful]

  • [planning something]

  • Let me try tempura pepper.

  • [beep]

  • This is so funny.

  • hey, this is really funny.

  • it is, really.

  • never thought it would be so funny.

  • more than just the eating sound,

  • reactions like ah~ sounds so funny.

  • Kim Mingyu, Kim Mingyu, isn't he gonna burp and wake himself up?

  • perhaps, being full raise your rate of heart beat?

  • [shaved pork belly added] but this sound of grilling meat is very similar to sleeping sound... I think of it that way.

  • I personally hate that kind of sound.

  • I don't even watch food shows.

  • It's ok. It doesn't matter what you dislike. Really?

  • [Mingyu's turn] Say the name of the menu first and then the audio.

  • [ASMR from Hell] Ok, tteokbokki

  • [heh]

  • tteokbokki

  • tasty~

  • [painful]

  • Mingyu really hates it.

  • Mingyu hates hearing noises really bad.

  • look at his face.

  • Oh! Yea~ Good! ah so hot.

  • [worn out]

  • are you tired?

  • [passionate host] hey, you are sweating!! look at him sweating!! hey, get some rest. get some rest.

  • [grilled pork belly pairs best with cicada]

  • just like that all of the sudden?

  • ahh it's so hot here! so hot!

  • [suddenly a skit mode- picnicking at the valley] ah~ it's always so good to come to the valley.

  • listen to the sound of cicada! cicada!

  • [nasty water] splash!

  • let me eat the meat.

  • variation attack.

  • hey, it's gonna be fun in Seungkwan's turn.

  • ah, pork belly sound will be right on for Seungkwan.

  • [beep]

  • How was it Mingyu? was it amusing?

  • it was good.

  • food show? maybe it's because I don't have the experience of former rounds, but this one sounds just like rain.

  • right.

  • before... yea, it is very nice to hear.

  • so V LIVE it put you to sleep, but I

  • [didn't get the chance to speak] what Hoshi does is really bad.. oh.. so bad..

  • [Seungkwan starts] Should we go?

  • [rich soybean paste stew added]

  • We invite you to the paradise of Madagascar.

  • [rich sound of ASMR]

  • This is the sound of Hoshi being hit on his foot sole.

  • [clap]

  • [returned food show ASMR] let me try the rich soybean paste stew

  • the stew should go with rice. rice, rice, rice, rice.

  • [beep] Do you guys know the taste of crab?

  • [last try of ASMR from hell] let me go for tteokbokki for bonus

  • [earphones out]

  • ah.. it was so hard.

  • How is ASMR so hard?

  • Now I don't want to let you guys go.

  • Be with me.

  • Please... Oh, no.. we can't say please now.

  • [seemingly hopeless] I've already given up.

  • [seemingly hopeless also] I don't even wish for it.

  • [seemingly hopeless as well] I don't, either.

  • [announcing the result] Ok, Hoshi Yes

  • (the last of all) Mr. Hoshi.

  • [agreed]

  • Three people who can go home.

  • Joshua Joshua

  • Mingyu Mingyu

  • Seungkwan -Woa!!! I'm so happy!!

  • [Going home: Joshua, Mingyu, Seungkwan] Thank you so much. I live to see such a day as this!

  • [Wow, I'm going home]

  • So, who made this content?

  • He did.

  • Hey, it's 96s. we are left with 96.

  • Hey, use the citation to recall Moon Jun-hui. Hurry.

  • [Rank: 1. Seungkwan (off), 2. Joshua (off), 3. Mingyu (off), 4. Wonwoo, 5. WOOZI, 6. Hoshi]

  • Take care!

  • Yes, bye Josh!

  • [3 members left] Now what do we do?

  • the final round... of death match.

  • sleeping again?

  • [FINAL ROUND: Death Match (The faster sleeper goes home)] [Except if not fooled by Ho-shi, one can get off right away.]

  • The March issue. Hoshi's "No Insomnia"

  • [First time after shooting to hear the title] What? was there a title? Sure

  • [trivial but pretending to be formal] We now have come to the final round.

  • We have Wonwoo and

  • [given up] WOOZI at the final round.

  • [Final match: Wonwoo vs. WOOZI]

  • Are you all ready? Yes

  • How do you feel about being left to the end?

  • it's an honor. ah yes.

  • [MC is excited] How do you feel about being left to the end?

  • I honestly...

  • - I thought I was a calm person - Okay

  • So I thought that I would go out as the first

  • but I never imagined that I would be left as the last like this

  • Okay

  • 96 96 96 have gathered like this, although Jun left early

  • and isn't this a very meaningful time?

  • Let's begin

  • Now, please get ready

  • [FINAL ROUND START] Let's do it

  • Now, let's all go to sleep

  • Begin

  • [Can't go to sleep]

  • You can't go to sleep?

  • [Haha]

  • You must sleep

  • [Fundamental question] Why did you make this?

  • Go to sleep quickly~

  • [Checking whether they are sleeping]

  • [caught WOOZI]

  • [LOL]

  • [Distressed]

  • [Approaching]

  • [Glint of the eye]

  • [Found Hoshi]

  • [LOL (domino effect)]

  • [Difficulty with breathing]

  • [He can't sleep]

  • [Happy just to meet his eyes]

  • I am not sleepy

  • Wow... Really

  • I sleep 20 hours a day

  • and I can't sleep even though they tell me to

  • [Eyes with no focus] I am pathetic

  • [Sobbing]

  • I want to sleep

  • [Sweet dreams]

  • PD: Let's wrap this up

  • [Bait] Good work

  • [Fell for it]

  • PD: Yes, Wonwoo you can go home

  • Me?

  • [Final loser]

  • [Really fell asleep] How many minutes passed?

  • 5 minutes?

  • It has been only 5 minutes?

  • Yes Wonwoo, you can go home

  • Jihoon, there is the last stage...

  • [Happy]

  • - No, the last hahaha - What is this?

  • This is the last... LOL

  • [Happy]

  • You should go home quickly

  • That light was shining on me sharply

  • Wonwoo, go home safely

  • - Now, the last... - Sleep well to the end

  • [Haha]

  • It is falling asleep together

  • Sure

  • PD: Hoshi, you should go home...

  • Oh, I have to go?

  • - Oh, thank you - What? I am alone?

  • Until you fall asleep

  • [Biting teeth] Hey, you made this!

  • [Hoshi going home] Good night~

  • Good work today.

  • I... Why can't I fall asleep?

  • [Last try]

  • [A person must forget his anger before he goes to bed - Mahatma Gandhi - ]

  • [WOOZI fell asleep and went home safely]

[GOING SEVENTEEN - Monthly Release / March -]

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