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[GOING SEVENTEEN - Monthly Release / March -]
[9 remaining after the first round] - Okay Myeongho see you later! - Bye~
Lucky him.
Now shall we start with the youngest again?
[Round 2 Dissing + dad jokes] [The video you are about to watch contains a little bit of exaggeration and falsehood]
[The second round begins with the youngest] Now, let's get this over with!
[Dino starts] It looks much smaller now that three have left
Let's go
[The story does not end] I received lessons on Chinese together with Dino
And Dino had set the date the previous day
But he must have gone to bed late or something
So it was me and Vernon's turn to take the lesson
- But Dino cancelled the lesson - Yeah
[Seventeen, the home of all kinds of skits] 'Hey bro can't you really keep this a secret for me?'
'Tell the teacher that I'm sick'
He could have just been honest about it
[The fool who knows nothing but his automatic razor] How stupid of him.
Dino's face is a bit red, he seems a bit upset. Look at him.
Dino's going to text me, I know
[Reservation for a text from Dino] - 'You know when we were filming the Going Seventeen thing..' - 'What you were saying..'
[Reservation number two] 'Oh sorry Dino'
'It's all good, but I'd appreciate it if you'd be a little careful next time'
'Bro you know how I feel right?'
- '^^' emoticon - Yeah exactly
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[Dad joke] Hoshi, can't you do some dad jokes?
If Seoul is cold?
SeoChou! (sounds like sneezing)
[Wants to be funny] SeoChou!
[Best effort] Seoul University (city university sounds like cold in Korean)
- Oh! Yeah correct - It is? It is?
He's good
If a horse looks at the sun?
[Had no intention of getting it right] Malhae (sounds like 'talk')
[Excited] Malhae, malhae
Oh but it's something like that
[The answer is?] It's just a "hae bon mal" (something I said for no reason)
Oh~
Then it's right, what I said
What is the expiry date for salt?
[Answer] Cheonilyeom! (1000 days, also sun-dried salt)
Correct
Dino, are you having fun?
[Laughs to be nice]
But this is kind of fun, the dad jokes
When ice dies?
[First attempt] Ice dang! (a game of tag)
[Second attempt] Ice dies!
[Third attempt] - No that isn't it - Ice goes quack!
Oh but there was a close one
If ice were to die?
Halfway? (Uhjungan)
Halfway!
- No - What is that supposed to mean?
- What does that stand for?
[It's over]
Die bing (ice)
Oh~ die bing
So Chinese is used here..?
[look forward to the texts]
Hey no hard feelings!
[No hard feelings, just texts] - Hey no hard feelings - Hey it isn't something like that I was just surprised
Let's just go with, Dino was ill
[True hard feelings] Hey you talked about not forgetting the bowls, do you know how upset I was with that
Dino's gonna text you, later
[Making fun of the youngest is the best] - I'm not texting anyone! - Hey Dino I'm so sorry! It's my bad
[Next] Hey those guys dressed in casual clothes..
[No make up] Who looks the most roastworthy?
[Betrayal] You're asking me? They all look wonderful
- All of them? - Yeah
If I had to rescue just one person though, I'd summon Jeonghan
And use my wish, and send him back
[He's the best in the field / going] I could use my wish on you, Mingyu
- Sorry.. they.. they're all wonderful - Bro I love you!
Yeah okay
- Jeonghan! Take care! - See you later
[Foreshadowing of a future summoning?] See you later DK
[Verson starts]
Vernon what do you have?
Let's do a dad joke
Vernon seems to like dad jokes
Yeah Vernon does
- Maybe - He likes dad jokes
If you use three letters to describe the letter 'c'?
[Finds himself funny] ccc!
- Three c's - Vernon, lowercase c
- Lowercase c.. - Oh I know! small c
- Vitamin?
- Creative cut drag(?) cut - The answer is agassi (young woman, sounds like baby c)
- Aga...
- It's aga (baby) - Ah~
If a queen arrives quickly?
- Come quick (said in a cute way)
[Ha]
- Come quick!
It's similar
[Answer revealed] - Uhyeohwang (this also means come quick)
- Oh that! It's pretty similar
[Back on the attack] Does Vernon have any dark past that he wants to hid
I have something good to say about him though
The trainer was asking Gun (a younger guy) 'do you like Vernon? Or me?'
And he said without a moment's hesitation that he liked Vernon
- Yeah I was there too - So he asked again, 'why do you like him?'
And he said Vernon was nicer to him than I am
And Vernon is more handsome, even right after he wakes up you know
Gun sleeps occasionally in our quarters
[Surprise attack] Of course, if he's used to your face that's how he'd feel
[Texts reserved] Sorry that was a bit much
He'll text you later Mingyu
[This is a deleted message] - Hey no texts! Seriously! Anything but that - I won't!
Are we attacking Vernon? Or Dino?
[Story forced to a close] Dino let's just become a cool older brother
You can be nicer to Gun you know
Let's send him a message through the video now
Now?
[It's still Vernon's turn by the way] - Gun will love it - Just say a few words
[Shy] - Just a few words, you're never nice to him - That's not true..
Look at the camera
Three two one!
[Done]
[Whistle]
[Woke up]
LOL!
- That was so funny - That was the best
That was so good
Hey you're supposed to make me laugh but you're talking about him and his brother
[DK's strategy] I won't reduce my energy for this
Don't do it
[Seungkwan starts] Begin
- Shall we talk about his son? - No no
I'll tell you a quick story about something that happened in high school
Seungkwan had turned senior
And they were asking him to say a few words to the freshmen
Because he'd just debuted
I was thinking, he just debuted what would he have to say?
And Seungkwan had gone in there and he was giving a lecture
[Assistant professor] - Seungkwan likes that sort of thing - But hey you know right?
Even earlier, Seungkwan went to the Pledis male trainees' room
- He was buying snacks and giving them advice - Really?
[Seungkwan's castela episode at Pledis] - He talked a whole bunch - Really?
We told him so many times to not do that!
Besides that he's famous for
[You know, the Seungkwan management office thing] He used to be really famous for being the 'anti-face-swelling expert'
He was doing this all day before the broadcast to get ready
And I saw his face right before he went in to film and his face was still swollen just the same
So it's not about eating really healthy stuff but more about avoiding the bad stuff
[He was crazy that day] Seungkwan is crazy about healthy food, gobbles it up, but he also does that with the bad food too
[Trying wrap it up nicely] But it's nice to see him eat so well
I love watching him eat.
Seungkwan also works out.
He works out really hard right?
But he can't do a single pull-up.
Do you guys know what Seungkwan's hand gesture is like when he talks?
[Impersonating Seungkwan]
[Curious]
You guys don't know this hand gesture? This?
- Ah, right right, he does that - Yeah, Seungkwan...
[Finished] Oh, you are more patient than I thought!
[Impatient] Hey Hoshi, come here, I am..
[CEO Kim's Up] If you are going to kill, do it right
[Mingyu START]
Mingyu said this to me
'Hey Dino, you have to try to dress up and do your hair and all that by yourself'
'Like me, look at me, I do my hair like this'
And I thought 'I don't think I should do it like that'
- He gave a good lesson - Yeah, we all tried that
I think Mingyu is going to text us later for real.
The reason why I think he's incredible is
this one time, we were drinking beer together
and this guy tends to drink until the morning
And when we were working on the following day, I was almost....
[Working Under Influences?] He's been drinking before he comes here too
- Right? - Yes
[Hungover]
He was drinking this morning and he was like Oh, Con**tion...
- Electric shaver, buzzing~ - 8 o'clock in the morning! What time does he start drinking...
[Finished] Sorry, we made up fake stories too
[Satisfied] My past was more fanciful than I thought
You are cool Mingyu
Ugh... It makes me nervous whenever I come here
[WOOZI START][MinKKI] WOOZI, don't be nervous Do Kimjang (*wordplay)
[Ignores]
What does it sound like when a logical person shoots?
[Lonely Night MC] A logical person?
Bang Logic
Logic Bang!
Ta-dang ta-dang (sounds similar to 'reasonable' in Korean)
[Laughing under the cover] Oh, this is a good one! This is a good one!
What happens if you make a chicken to wear a small clothes?
[Not tired] Ah, it's too small (Pun)
Ah.. Kkok kkio~ (Pun)
[Peeking] - I ruined it huh? - Yeah...
- But it was funny - Hey, that was good.
It was a good one.
What is the animal that is the best at marketing
- marketing... - Animal Farm!
Fly
- Animal, animal - A blowfly!
Medusa!
Panda (sounds to similar to sell)
[twitching]
Hey Vernon, you are good!
- I'm good right? - It's fun
You have to pose the right questions
I think I'll think about this when I sleep at home, when I lay down.
What do you call nurungji in English?
Nurungji?
I know
Brown mouse
[Finished]
[Correct Answer] Bobby Brown? (Pun)
Oh! How did you know?
- Is it Bobby Brown? - WOOZI, what was the funniest one?
From Ta-dang Ta-dang...
I couldn't stop laughing
Panda was so funny
[Found his talent] I think I'm talented.
- I know, Vernon is way too good. - You are good at this
It's like.. when he just casually says...
'Panda'
That was so funny
[Current Time 11 O'clock] What should I do, it's already 11 o'clock~
- I want to go home~ - You are tired when you wake up from there
It's 11 o'clock
[Wonwoo START]
Wonwoo is sleeping with his glasses on again
[Test Form Changed] - Wonwoo is stubborn - No, those glasses are attached
What is the place where the wind blows cutely?
[Not me?] The wind is cute?
- Where is it? - Next to your ear?
It's windy~
- Do you want to know? - Yeah
Bundang (Pun)
Ah~ Bundang~
[PFF] - Bundang~ - AH, the wind is bundang~ (Pun)
When you lie down there? Everything sounds so funny
I was already dead at 'Ta-dang Ta-dang'
What does a king say when he doesn't want to go to the palace?
Ah, I know this
Gungsirung~ Gungsirung~
The longest food of the world?
Longest?
[Ad-lib] sesame oil (Pun)
Oh!
[Correct] - Right? - Yeah, you got it
- I'm right? - sesame oil(Pun)
- Ah~ - sesame oil!
[Finished]
- He's not sleeping anyways - He laughed a lot
What's really interesting is that you get sleepy when you get out of there
That's a scary comforter
You get sleepy when you get out of there
I think it would be fun to summon someone
It's going to be really fun
We have to summon one for real
[Hoshi START]
Which singer sleeps the most?
[Self-Reflection] - Mingyu? - Mingyu?
- A sleepyhead - Nope
Among the singers, who sleeps the most?
Among the singers, among Korean singers
Lee Mi-ja(Pun)
[Pun Vending Machine] - Who who? - Lee Mi-ja (Pun)
- Lee Mi-ja - Ah~
- I like this! I love this kind of things! - Wow, it's awesome
If you were to say 'my brother gave me a gourd' in three characters?
- A gourd is this? - Hyung Bak Juk
- Gave me a gourd - Nope
- Gourd is given - Nope
- Gourd is given - Nope
- Gourd is given - Nope
Gave... lol
What are you guys doing?
Okay, if you put 'My brother (Hyung)gave me a gourd' in three characters
Park Joon Hyung(Pun)
- That was good. - He's laughing!
Ah, this is Hoshi's phone right?
[Face Recognition] Hey, just reveal Hoshi's phone number
It's unlocked! Hey the passcode!
Is unlocking it
- I don't think that's going to work - Doesn't it need to recognize his eyes?
Open your eyes once please
But... there's not much of difference
What did you just say?
[Finished] he said there's not much of a difference!
Hey! What do you mean there is no difference?
Just look!
Are you still sleeping?
[Next up] Search for Korean jokes that are funny to Chinese people
It's not funny if I don't understand it
You understand everything though
[Except this]
[Jun START] Do you know why Jun-hui Moon's name is Jun-hui Moon?
I just thought of a name for Jun's son
Oh, Jun-hui's son, his last name is Moon (=door)
Close it.
Close it~ Close the Moon~(Pun)
[Close the Moon's Father] It sounds like a word and it's good
What about Open it for the second son?
- It's good! - Open it~
- Open the moon~
Open it close it and Close it Open it!
Open it, open it
And close
[Rampaging] Closer opens and closer closes
Closer opens and opener opens
But seriously, isn't there anything that's pretty
Moon..
[Prettily] Moonbangu? (stationary shop)
I want to be good at this
How about emphasizing having hope when you're younger with
Sang!
You mean HappyMoney vouchers?
Is 5000 won the surname?
I want to do something fun
I can't think of much
[It's over] The mood is good!
Hey coming up with names is fun
But as for Joshua, does the surname have to be Jo or Hong? (the Jo- part is the surname)
[Has an advantage when it comes to names]
It would be more real for it to be Jo
Now lie down
[Joshua's turn] Shall we start with 'Hong?' I have one thing I can think of right now
This is like an ad for our Going Seventeen
It's a really fancy one
Rui Chen
Ah Rui Chen?
Joshua likes global stuff
So something light like Ryu
Jo Ryu (means birds)
Or you know, a simple name to make him popular, 'dae'
Hong dae?
Or doesn't he like coffee?
Jo..then we could go with Georgia.. (coffee)
Geogia LOL
Hey Gia~
You have such a nice name!
It's such a nice name
It's perfect for ads
You could film an ad
'Hey gia!' 'Yes dad!'
Georgia
A warm cup of coffee with family
Or guys do you know that one tonic
Lee Jangun, if the surname were Hong
It would be Hong __ Jangun
Oh this is that niche tonic..
Joshua likes home shopping so Hong shopping
Moon Jun Hui said this haha
[Original author] Yeah it's like him
It's a bit up his alley
If you get no pocket money during Lunar New Year?
It's sad
Sad, yes of course!
- If you get nothing.. - A fox!
[End of session] (rap) I got no pocket money on Lunar! I'm gonna go sharpen my blades!
[CUT because of the knives] What is it though?
Seolgeoji (a combination of LNY + beggar)
[End of round 1] Okay now someone goes home
- I think I'm done here - Please!
Please! I held on well this time
First off there was a person who came in last when it came to rhythm
Last?
Is it me again?
Woozi
[Precise movement]
[Woozi is the last]
He smiled.
Woozi was out when he said Ta-dang Ta-dang
Woozi you laughed a lot, didn't you
- I'll tell you the three people (who will leave) - Okay
- Dino - Yay!
- Vernon - Yay!
[Hoshi] I told you I'd make it
[Message-summoning Seoksun] Hey DK
[And the final one besides Hoshi..] Please please please
Jun
What the?
Jun, you can go
[Disbelief] I can?
Really?
[Ceremony]
[Pause] But I can summon a person back among these guys right?
But wouldn't it be better to summon them once they're gone
- They'll be even more upset if you call them out after they've gone home - Ah okay okay
Oh I'm feeling so light
[Calling Jeonghan] - I always have bad luck with this stuff - Yeah me too
[Cut loose from worldly ties] I have no luck
'The person you're calling is not accepting your call'
- He hung up, he turned his phone off - He's smart!
- Wow that's sharp man - He won't pick up
It'd be funny if THE8 came
[sweet voice] Hello?
DK
- Yeah - Whatcha doin?
- Thinking of you
- Thanks, I think of you too
- My heart is in pain thinking of all the difficulty you're enduring right now.. - Thanks thanks
- I was rooting for you - In that case..
- Would you like to come here? - Can I hang up please?
[Old skit] - Hello? - Huh?
Hello?!
[call ended-] Huh?
- DK! - Hey isn't that a technique from the 90's or something
"Hello? Hello?!" this
- Can we go now then? - Uh yeah yeah
[They make their exit] - Okay we'll be going - Thank you!
- Fighting! - Byebye
[Has no interest in leaving] Hey we can just eat here too
[Rankings - 1 Dino (got off) 2 Hoshi (summoned) 3 Vernon (got off) 4 Jun (got off) 5 Mingyu 6 Seungkwan 7 Wonwoo 8 Joshua 9 Woozi]
Let's talk about who we're going to choose
But THE8 and Jeonghan will never come
Jeonghan will be quite serious about it I think
He'll probably be like 'can I use up the wish then? Okay I'll go!'
That's probably how it will go
[Coups has not returned yet] Shall we call Coups?
- With the summon chance.. - Out of the blue!
- Is it okay to summon S. Coups?
[We miss Choi Gun, I mean Seugchul!] Summon S. Coups!
Let's pick one with this spinning thing
- Let's upload that to KakaoTalk
- They might think we're tricking them
[Live coverage] Hoshi's summon chance
[Director] - I did not want to summon or anything, this is just a summon chance - Right right
- To make it fair - We'll set it up quick
Here it goes
Vote
Begins!
Who is it?
[Vernon]
Can't be helped, let's call him
This can't be helped
But did Vernon leave?
[Nope] - Hey Vernon - Hey but you're dressed casually
[Angry] - You look quite comfy - Make us some ramen since you're here
- Ramen? - Yeah
Yeah you make some
You know when they come in like this it decides their role for them, makes it easier for them
Vernon.. Vernon your mic
Ah my mic?
[Sorry but it's funny]
I'm so sorry
Hey no this is fairer. this might actually be better
[Why is it me] Of all people..
The phone must have been impressed with your jokes
Vernon how do you feel about being summoned?
Uh.. it's hard to describe
Haha hard to describe
I really like this kind of fairness you know
[Calm] - I love it too - I just feel kind saddened by the fact that I have such bad luck
Then since Vernon came all the way back
Shall we just let him go after he makes some good ramen?
[A rare scene of gentility] Yeah Vernon, finish up with the ramen
- And share with everyone. - That'd be nice.
That'd be nice.
I'll leave it up to you, Vernon.
Okay.
[Took off his jacket] - Wow, the smell! - Wow.
[Should cook ramyun] Ah, it's going to be delicious. I think it is almost done?
Send Vernon away.
Thank you, Vernon.
- Only give us one bowl each. - Should I go?
- Only give us a chopstick each. - Are you done? You can go when you think you're done.
[Honest] - It's not done yet. - Turn the light off and go home.
[Calling] - The noodle has to be done. - Oh, 8!
Uh
Oh, no. You're not it.
[Doesn't care about the phone call] I didn't see, because I was talking on the phone with Jeonghan hyung earlier.
Uh, okay~
Is someone it?
- Me~ - Vernon is it.
Oh, really?
But we decided to send him away after cooking the ramyun.
THE8, don't sleep and wait!
Tell Jeonghan to turn his phone on~
[ Of course, Yoon Jeonghan] I've been holding onto it .
Oh, then you didn't pick up on purpose. Alright, bye~
Anyways, everybody is so clever.
[Finished preparing ramyun] - Okay, Vernon. - I think it's roughly done.
Great job, go home now!
Vernon, even if you're it next time, I'm not going to pick you.
You get what it means, right?
[A rare scenery 22] Well, you didn't pick me.
- Alright, go. - So jealous.
We'll do all the remaining work.
Eat well.
Hoshi is the host of March.
Scoop one of each for us.
[Making up a reason to make him do it] I don't like bloated ramyun, hyung.
- Me too. - Then, shall we start?
[3 Round ASMR of hell] [We do not recommend you watching this while eating]
[Joshua, START]
[Blocking his ears with the earphones] He can surely sleep to this.
[This is the microphone] Yes, he can sleep to this one.
Can I rap a little before?
I want to rap.
Then do it.
Sing while I do it.
Gyu-minem.
[There is no way you would know] How do you know all the rap?
[Ramyun ASMR]
[Hmph]
[relatable]
I'm disappointed with my pulse.
- I didn't know I was such an impatient person. - I was actually looking forward to it a little at the beginning.
But I think those kind of people don't get the chance.
I thought of myself as a calm person.
Everybody would be thinking the same.
- I thought I would be within the Top 3. - Just laugh like this
and go about saying 'I'm calm and I'm fine'.
[Shua is out of the frame] I thought Seungkwan is now one of the calm ones?
But this time, I personally thought..
- that you were somewhat calm? - Yup.
[The reason for failure] But Seungkwan has the navy AXdas cap.
[Stop]
Get up.
I get more tired as I do this.
I don't think there's more to eat.
There's chicken. Do you want this?
Hey, can someone drink coke and burp?
Drink coke and burp.
[Bruno Burps]
Hoshi,
will go to sleep.
[Hoshi START]
Shua hyung is going to do one.
[CHAP]
[Normal ASMR]
I know how to wake him up.
[Rough ASMR]
Like this..
[Hehe] Gosh...
Moaning..
[My type] He's constantly laughing.
Does it really matter who goes home first?
- It's better to spend fun time like this together. - Right.
Let's just eat.
[Gave up on going home]
[STOP]
Wow.. what was it that Shua hyung ate earlier?
Chicken.
Wow, that was so hilarious. Really.
I can hear every detail of it.
[They're supposed to stop eating when it's done;;]
Is it my turn? Ah, I want to eat more.
[Tteokbokki, fishcake Soondae added]
This is the best!
[Wonwoo START]
Do this, Hoshi hyung.
- I have one thing that I want to try. - Alright, do it.
[Beat-gyu Box]
Why is he beatboxing when it is ASMR..
[First time doing ASMR] I just wanted to try doing this.
Can anyone who knows the full song of Wonwoo's 'tonkatsu' sing it on this?
[ASMR from Hell]
Mmm~
I will try the fishcake.
[munch munch]
[Introducing the food] Soondae
He's good at this.
- I think this tteokbokki is going to be really spicy. - It's not spicy.
[Hmph]
If you eat like that, you won't get any subscribers.
No, he can actually get more.
[ Even this?]
He's eating like a monster.
[Happy] - It's charming. - I like it too.
[Proud] He's using my strategy right now.
One more time?
[Yes, this is chaos] Currently, there is chaos in SEVENTEEN's sound team.
[STOP] They're ordering everything to eat today.
[Amazed] Wow.. this is not the sound to eat everything!
Oh, really?
Is it shocking?
Don't do anything else. Just eat this one. Really.
Wow, eating is so funny.
Just eat?
[Next] You'll know once you experience it.
- Can I go? - Yes.
[tempura added] Hoshi, eat all of this.
Hoshi is so hilarious.
[Woozi START] Oh, I can hear it very loudly.
[ASMR from Hell START] I will eat the tempura
He's sweating!
Wonwoo hyung.
[synched]
mm~ it's a silent mukbang.
Why did he say 'tasty' LOL
it seems tteokbokki makes the best eating sound.
hey, this is the best.
[consideration for their fellow member] I should give WOOZI a chance to have this experience.
do it, do it.
Now, here is tteokbokki
Ugh!
[Hellish]
Coke, coke.
Are you drinking hot coffee?
You should apologize to the viewers.
this is the sound of Moon Jun Hui.
Not spicy at all.
it's not spicy at all.
let me try a tempura shrimp.
I'll try the tempura shrimp.
the shrimp looks very well breaded.
[proper ASMR]
[peaceful]
[planning something]
Let me try tempura pepper.
[beep]
This is so funny.
hey, this is really funny.
it is, really.
never thought it would be so funny.
more than just the eating sound,
reactions like ah~ sounds so funny.
Kim Mingyu, Kim Mingyu, isn't he gonna burp and wake himself up?
perhaps, being full raise your rate of heart beat?
[shaved pork belly added] but this sound of grilling meat is very similar to sleeping sound... I think of it that way.
I personally hate that kind of sound.
I don't even watch food shows.
It's ok. It doesn't matter what you dislike. Really?
[Mingyu's turn] Say the name of the menu first and then the audio.
[ASMR from Hell] Ok, tteokbokki
[heh]
tteokbokki
tasty~
[painful]
Mingyu really hates it.
Mingyu hates hearing noises really bad.
look at his face.
Oh! Yea~ Good! ah so hot.
[worn out]
are you tired?
[passionate host] hey, you are sweating!! look at him sweating!! hey, get some rest. get some rest.
[grilled pork belly pairs best with cicada]
just like that all of the sudden?
ahh it's so hot here! so hot!
[suddenly a skit mode- picnicking at the valley] ah~ it's always so good to come to the valley.
listen to the sound of cicada! cicada!
[nasty water] splash!
let me eat the meat.
variation attack.
hey, it's gonna be fun in Seungkwan's turn.
ah, pork belly sound will be right on for Seungkwan.
[beep]
How was it Mingyu? was it amusing?
it was good.
food show? maybe it's because I don't have the experience of former rounds, but this one sounds just like rain.
right.
before... yea, it is very nice to hear.
so V LIVE it put you to sleep, but I
[didn't get the chance to speak] what Hoshi does is really bad.. oh.. so bad..
[Seungkwan starts] Should we go?
[rich soybean paste stew added]
We invite you to the paradise of Madagascar.
[rich sound of ASMR]
This is the sound of Hoshi being hit on his foot sole.
[clap]
[returned food show ASMR] let me try the rich soybean paste stew
the stew should go with rice. rice, rice, rice, rice.
[beep] Do you guys know the taste of crab?
[last try of ASMR from hell] let me go for tteokbokki for bonus
[earphones out]
ah.. it was so hard.
How is ASMR so hard?
Now I don't want to let you guys go.
Be with me.
Please... Oh, no.. we can't say please now.
[seemingly hopeless] I've already given up.
[seemingly hopeless also] I don't even wish for it.
[seemingly hopeless as well] I don't, either.
[announcing the result] Ok, Hoshi Yes
(the last of all) Mr. Hoshi.
[agreed]
Three people who can go home.
Joshua Joshua
Mingyu Mingyu
Seungkwan -Woa!!! I'm so happy!!
[Going home: Joshua, Mingyu, Seungkwan] Thank you so much. I live to see such a day as this!
[Wow, I'm going home]
So, who made this content?
He did.
Hey, it's 96s. we are left with 96.
Hey, use the citation to recall Moon Jun-hui. Hurry.
[Rank: 1. Seungkwan (off), 2. Joshua (off), 3. Mingyu (off), 4. Wonwoo, 5. WOOZI, 6. Hoshi]
Take care!
Yes, bye Josh!
[3 members left] Now what do we do?
the final round... of death match.
sleeping again?
[FINAL ROUND: Death Match (The faster sleeper goes home)] [Except if not fooled by Ho-shi, one can get off right away.]
The March issue. Hoshi's "No Insomnia"
[First time after shooting to hear the title] What? was there a title? Sure
[trivial but pretending to be formal] We now have come to the final round.
We have Wonwoo and
[given up] WOOZI at the final round.
[Final match: Wonwoo vs. WOOZI]
Are you all ready? Yes
How do you feel about being left to the end?
it's an honor. ah yes.
[MC is excited] How do you feel about being left to the end?
I honestly...
- I thought I was a calm person - Okay
So I thought that I would go out as the first
but I never imagined that I would be left as the last like this
Okay
96 96 96 have gathered like this, although Jun left early
and isn't this a very meaningful time?
Let's begin
Now, please get ready
[FINAL ROUND START] Let's do it
Now, let's all go to sleep
Begin
[Can't go to sleep]
You can't go to sleep?
[Haha]
You must sleep
[Fundamental question] Why did you make this?
Go to sleep quickly~
[Checking whether they are sleeping]
[caught WOOZI]
[LOL]
[Distressed]
[Approaching]
[Glint of the eye]
[Found Hoshi]
[LOL (domino effect)]
[Difficulty with breathing]
[He can't sleep]
[Happy just to meet his eyes]
I am not sleepy
Wow... Really
I sleep 20 hours a day
and I can't sleep even though they tell me to
[Eyes with no focus] I am pathetic
[Sobbing]
I want to sleep
[Sweet dreams]
PD: Let's wrap this up
[Bait] Good work
[Fell for it]
PD: Yes, Wonwoo you can go home
Me?
[Final loser]
[Really fell asleep] How many minutes passed?
5 minutes?
It has been only 5 minutes?
Yes Wonwoo, you can go home
Jihoon, there is the last stage...
[Happy]
- No, the last hahaha - What is this?
This is the last... LOL
[Happy]
You should go home quickly
That light was shining on me sharply
Wonwoo, go home safely
- Now, the last... - Sleep well to the end
[Haha]
It is falling asleep together
Sure
PD: Hoshi, you should go home...
Oh, I have to go?
- Oh, thank you - What? I am alone?
Until you fall asleep
[Biting teeth] Hey, you made this!
[Hoshi going home] Good night~
Good work today.
I... Why can't I fall asleep?
[Last try]
[A person must forget his anger before he goes to bed - Mahatma Gandhi - ]
[WOOZI fell asleep and went home safely]