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  • -Thank you, Adam, for coming on the show.

  • Before you leave, would you mind possibly doing a song for us?

  • -Yes, yes.

  • You know Dan Bulla, the guy who goes on tour with me?

  • -Yes, absolutely.

  • -Anyways, he gave me this baby. So, this is good.

  • This is a song -- I'm gonna --

  • I don't -- I didn't memorize it, so I have the words written down

  • here, and I'll do the best I can.

  • And I love you.

  • Hey, Jimmy, I love you.

  • Keep doing the good stuff you're doing for us.

  • -Thank you, buddy. -Good job.

  • And tell your kids I said hi. They are so cute, man. So sweet.

  • -I'm so happy. And your daughters, as well.

  • I got to see them when you hosted.

  • They're so cute. -Oh, yeah, man.

  • Your impression of me during that. That was --

  • By the way, Dan Aykroyd called me a couple days ago.

  • He saw "Uncut Gems," and he liked "Uncut Gems,"

  • and then he goes, "And I love that Adam Sandler family reunion

  • on 'SNL' and Jimmy, and everybody was talking about it.

  • It was great."

  • How about the fact when Aykroyd calls you,

  • how exciting that is. -Come on. That's really --

  • I'm shaking every time I see him come in the room.

  • He's the coolest. -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • Alright, well, I'll sing this tune for you.

  • I'm going to put these on

  • so you don't see me peeking at my notes so much, alright?

  • -Oh, smart. Thanks.

  • -I am very smart, Jimmy.

  • [ Guitar playing ]

  • Is that loud enough? -Yeah.

  • ♪♪

  • -♪ Doctors brought us into this world as babies

  • Doctors take good care of your grandma

  • Doctors always give you an old lollipop

  • After hitting your knee with a hamma

  • Nurses slap your arm till they find a good vein

  • They wear Crocs, and they tell you the truth

  • Nurses give you ice packs and pain medication

  • While your doctor is smoking on the roof

  • Doctors and nurses will save us from this mess

  • If we get them the supplies that they need

  • And I hope they save us soon

  • ♪ 'Cause I'm really, really sick of my family

  • ♪♪

  • If you're a nerd, a doctor can give you a note

  • So during gym class you don't have to run the mile

  • School nurses give deodorant to stinky kids

  • So they're a little less stinky for a while

  • God bless Italian doctors in Italy

  • And all the Spanish doctors in Spain

  • And God bless Chinese doctors in China

  • And also Chinese doctors in America

  • ♪♪

  • We got to build some ventilators and make more masks

  • We got to do it now, so let's all come together

  • ♪ I'm teaching math to my kids

  • And that can't be good for America

  • ♪♪

  • Stay home as much as you can, make sure to wash your hands

  • Let's make this damn thing go away

  • ♪♪

  • We love you, doctors and nurses

  • You're saving lives every day

  • Find a cure for this [bleep] ♪

  • ♪ 'Cause I really, really miss hugging my mailman

  • ♪♪

  • There you go, Jimmy. -Yes!

  • -Thank you, brother. Thank you. -That's what I'm talking about.

  • That was perfection! I love you, buddy. Stay safe.

  • -Love you. -Best to the family.

  • Thank you. Thank you so much. -You too, Jimmy.

  • See you soon, buddy. Love you all out there.

-Thank you, Adam, for coming on the show.

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