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  • Jesse.

  • A lot of people are stocking up or try.

  • Have tried to stock up on necessities.

  • Would have you tried to stock up on as best you can.

  • I I mean, we went to a station to buy paper towels, and there were two rolls, and I felt so guilty taking both.

  • So I just took one, and I came back into the RV and my wife said, What the hell you doing?

  • Get the other roll of paper towels, I said.

  • But what if somebody else needs them?

  • And she said, No one's going to a gas station for paper towels?

  • And I realized that's like a good adage, tohave in an otherwise chaotic time.

  • So did you go back and buy the other role?

  • No.

  • Because I Jenna, I feel horrible.

  • So I'm using my dirty socks to stop up.

  • You know, puddles and stuff.

  • Yeah.

  • Um, well, I think that's noble, that you decided to take both roles.

  • Any indulgences that you've stocked up on.

  • Yeah.

  • I mean, I tried it.

  • I was trying to actually before, and I was trying to gain weight for a movie, and I was eating a pint of Ben and Jerry's, uh, fudge Brownie.

  • Um, and I was eating that every night.

  • I'd microwave it for about five seconds.

  • You can't see, but I just referenced where the microwave this and, uh, and I did find I found wind at a gas station, so I ate it that night.

  • I should have reckoned, you know, Please explain to me you microwave it for five seconds to get it just a little bit soft, right?

  • It's It's, it seems it's, too.

  • It's too much of a commitment.

  • Eat a full pint of frozen ice cream.

  • But if it's soft, it just feels like, you know, chicken soup or something more.

  • Yeah, multi eating that way.

  • Curious.

  • You have made these very well known movies the zombieland movies, about surviving in a situation somewhat like the one we have now.

  • We're not being chased by zombies, but we are, you know, battling an invisible foe.

  • We're all trying to take care of ourselves.

  • Did you learn anything of any of your zombie land skills?

  • Been useful at all to you during this pandemic?

  • Yeah.

  • No, no, It turns out it turns out, uh, it's just a funny movie.

  • Yeah, just a fun movie and a late sequel.

  • No, Thea Thea.

  • Only thing like character has pure well with him.

  • I'm and uh, even like said it joke in the first movie about pure l.

  • I don't even know if it was in the script.

  • So if if I made the joke, then I in some way enhanced that brand.

  • And now I can't seem to find a pure oh, anywhere.

  • Right.

  • And, uh, not one rule that I have been helpful is now Ah, practical impossibility.

  • Yeah, there is no pure ao I bought expensive.

  • Ah, Witch Hazel.

  • Other night, which turns out, is just it just tones the skin.

  • I thought, Oh, this is alcohol I can use.

  • No, no, no.

  • What do you mean you bought witch Hazel?

  • Why would you buy Witch Hazel?

  • Who said to buy that?

  • I was desperate.

  • I had the pint of ice cream and I thought I need some hand sanitizer.

  • I couldn't find anything.

  • I just thought it was failures.

  • Brand witch Hazel, I thought Okay.

  • Worst case scenario had better pores, and it turns out this case scenarios.

  • You have terrible skills.

  • Terrible.

  • Yes, Her survival.

  • Yes, I know that when my wife is coming in the RV.

  • I'm on the Conan O'Brien show.

  • I have got We haven't happened anyway.

  • Rhea Life folks start.

  • Sorry.

  • My my wife is Panama and in them.

  • Ah.

  • What?

  • What?

  • What am I love Justin.

  • This is the way we're dealing.

  • These are dark times.

  • You're allowed to say whatever you want.

  • It sounded to me like you're sitting on his hands in a hyper shit.

  • Your son.

  • Now, you said in a in a type of shit.

  • And then he just said he just repeated because yes, yes, Mrs.

  • Okay, This is fine.

  • This is really life.

  • This is what's happening.

  • Everyone's coping in their own way.

  • And the recap Jesse Eisenberg is trapped in an RV with his wife and son in law Kansas.

  • The valve that allows him to get rid of the excrement in the RV now functioning.

  • And his son just put his hand in tow.

  • A pipe of aforementioned shit.

  • Is that right?

  • That's it.

  • You sound like the character on, like, a drama after a commercial break way.

Jesse.

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