I'm here to discuss one of the new, fast growing issues that many of us are facing.

How to cancel plans when you clearly have no plans.

Long gone are the days of Sorry, I would, but I have a work of that.

Or you know what?

I'm getting my hair cut, then getting my hair cut.

Let's be honest.

You haven't even washed your hair since day one of the quarantine or Sorry, I'm not on my phone.

I've been on my phone for 36 hours and that's just today.

Why me?

I once got out of a baptism by converting to Judaism.

Then the following week got out of a bar mitzvah by converting that to Catholicism.

You have any idea what kind of dedication and paperwork that takes?

You're looking at her out.

A little word to the wise.

If you're gonna pull that maneuver.

A fruit basket to the rabbi and the priest was a very look.

My team Coco reached out to me to share some tips.

So pissed to get out of any type of social situation.

First up on old classic get out of face time in with a family member who's exclusively getting their news from Facebook.

Wish I could pick up.

But I have to lie down on the ground for 45 minutes and call it exercise.

Next up.

How to get out about Google hangout with 12 camp friends you don't even know anymore.

Seems easy, right?

It's not their persistent Sorry.

I have to call my stockbroker and talk to him about how to manage all the millions of stocks I don't have.

And never will, Tao that.

What is the Doug Get out of that They were working from home.

Why don't we hop on a zoom?

Wish I could, but this window isn't gonna stare into itself and sing buyers from Google dolls.

Now, let's go to a little bit more complicated.

I just found this time alone making a large map like Claire Danes and Homeland.

How many people might be mad at me starting from interest sticks and off just to get out of a digital happy hour with your best friend on Facebook?

Why would you do that?

You love your best friend.

Tributes work never stops.

Sorry, I gotta get my pitch.

Dr.

Shark Tank looks like now is not exactly gonna be the right time for me to sell my product.

I kiss you on the mouth like seamless, but for kisses Nestle.

Here's how to get out of accepting a facetime answer the damn call.

He might not have been right for.

You are good.

But you know what?

It's the end of the world.

He's a human being.

And I'll tell you what those are hard to come by.

Knock it down.

Thank you so much for listening to you next time.

All right.

Come on.

Get me out of this thing.

Work.