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  • now, since we've been stuck at home, my pal Andy Richter and I decided to have a little pizza making contest.

  • Yes, we did.

  • We figured it'd be a good way to kill some time and have something to eat.

  • Yeah.

  • And here's the interesting thing.

  • Neither one of us has ever made a pizza before.

  • Isn't that right, Andy?

  • I know.

  • Can you believe it?

  • I just have never tried to make a pizza before.

  • You think you have a good pizza?

  • You think you might be the winner here?

  • Yeah, I think mine is pretty good.

  • I think it's gonna be tough to be.

  • All right.

  • I admire your confidence.

  • Let's see Andy's pizza.

  • You go first, Andy.

  • All right, here we go.

  • Here it is.

  • Good.

  • Uh, God, that's horrifying.

  • What?

  • No, I think it's pretty good for a first try.

  • Yeah.

  • Here.

  • Two years.

  • Yeah.

  • Let's see your pizza, then, smarty pants.

  • All right, I got my pizza right here.

  • And there it is.

  • Look at that beautiful pizza right there.

  • Money that is obviously ordered.

  • I didn't order this pizza.

  • I made this pizza.

  • Huh?

  • Fantastic.

  • What ordered it?

  • You've got on the phone and you ordered it.

  • No way.

  • No, I'm not gonna order pizza right now.

  • It's too risky.

  • Look, you know damn well little Caesars is offering no contact delivery.

  • They made that pizza in a 475 degree oven.

  • It was never touched by human hands again.

  • And Little Caesars is offering free delivery this week.

  • And you know that it's all done on the little Caesars app.

  • Andy, there's no way I knew about the little Caesars up.

  • No way.

  • Then why is there a little seizures box behind you there?

  • This is family Memento.

  • Andy, I gotta go on.

  • You're breaking up.

  • You're breaking up.

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now, since we've been stuck at home, my pal Andy Richter and I decided to have a little pizza making contest.

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