You know, as much as we enjoy doing these shows for you right now, it could be hard to know what to discuss on a quarantine show.

Since there's really only one big story that everybody is talking about, Of course.

I mean the Netflix documentary Tiger King.

They're all centers on a bizarre former zoo owner named Joe Exotic.

He's the guy everyone is talking about.

And I am proud to say that we have managed to secure an exclusive interview.

Please welcome live from Grady County Jail, where he's currently serving 22 years worth of court ordered social distancing.

The Tiger King himself, Joe exotic.

Oh, well, thank you there, Mr Big Stephen to the ice cold beer.

I am thrilled to be on the show tonight, and I'm especially thrilled that I'm gonna be your musical guest and sing my new number One hit song.

A lager ate my shoes.

That's good to know.

But I was actually hoping to ask you some questions.

Oh, before we think Sure.

Yeah, absolutely.

Okay.

Good, huh?

First, I think America wants to know.

How have you been since the release of the documentary?

I am so glad that you asked that little Stevie.

Gladly.

The cross I cold bare.

Let me tell you this.

It has been like a poop parade on Prune Avenue, and I am the dang rest about who got handed the pooper scooper.

Well, let me tell you something, sir.

Don't just within my food and call it Minister Tony Chris Maloney.

Okay, because I have been saying for many So Les Moonves to the fry that there is a great brain is gonna come a great line coming, and it's gonna be a purple running.

It's a troubling there's gonna have prints and it's gonna happen in purple people eaters.

And if you want to know something about people eaten, asked Carole Baskin.

So you're doing well.

Yes.

Great.

Yeah.

The series has sparked a lot of controversy.

Do you think you were actually portrayed by the filmmakers?

I am so glad that you asked that little Stevie B.

J and the Cold Americans.

Let me tell you this.

There has been a lot of funky rhubarb pit in the Ted Sarandos patch, and some of it pay for me to look like a chicken fried freak.

Iselin, who is crazier than downtown Encyclopedia Brown.

But let me tell you this That is just a colonel's 12 piece bucket of deep fried bologna backs.

Okay, I am actually a very down to earth, pistol packing double husband having bullet man with a lot of lot of aid.

And I love America's cigarettes.

So you think you were treated unfairly?

E other?

Yeah.

Have you actually been allowed to see the serious while in prison?

You know, I'm so glad you at that 1985 Chicago cold.

Tow the championship bears.

And let me tell you that No, I have not seen it because the Aryan Nation controls the remote control down and thought of the multi purpose room.

And so they have been binge watching reruns of the master singer, so I can't get anywhere close to it.

And I'm just up crap Creek with a pickle for a paddle in a bridge.

Democrat.

Okay.

Good to know that paints a picture, displaces change gears.

How have you been holding up during the current pandemic?

You know, we've been a little bit tough, but I have been able thio here the president's press conferences every day, and that doesn't make a lick of sense.

Well, thank you so much for being here, Joe.

Exotic.

And now we're gonna do my new number one hit song.

Yeah, let me get into my singing voice because it sounds a little different.

Ready?

Um, lager at Marsh.

Ooh, Who was?

And now I sing the blues for you.

I don't run any zoos for you.

When the library.

My shoe.

Who's too?

I'm afraid we're out of time.

Stay safe in there, Joe.

Exotic.

You know where I'm going out here?