I'm J Barry Shell on.

My name is Craig Ferguson.

I am Scottish and your Canadian?

Right on.

I'm going to teach J bar Shell Some Scottish slang words.

Are you ready?

Jay Barr show.

Am I ever Craig Dooley's?

You know what that is?

I haven't the Fargas Spahn doilies under leases.

Money up.

The reason we make films, J we make balloon too much.

No, you'd be wrong.

Ah, balloon is an idiot.

Like See that guy there?

Alright, balloon.

He's a balloon.

Look at these two balloons.

Like these balloons.

I could be that he's tiny spun Dooley's to these balloons.

Get with Dutch night.

These two balloons certainly love spunk.

Dooley, here we go.

You go, then.

Get dad left.

Doesn't get the fuck out of here You go.

You're making it up.

Come on.

Self evident?

Yup.

Dick, What are you up to?

It's almost like you are Scottish.

Let me have a look at your teeth.

Oh, bam!

Pot of regular with us.

I've heard it before, Right.

A sample Is your Gerry Butler, right?

Yeah.

He's a fucking vamper.

You're a chance.

A chance a chance.

You know Jenny Butler right?

Yeah.

What's for you?

Well, no.

Go past you.

Uh, What's good for?

You will know.

It means I'd like my pastor out.

Denting fair.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

He's a balloon for believing me.

You're on your face.

Well, it could be used in many different ways.

Wrong.

I haven't seen your face.

Probably don't be a wee Clayton.

No, There's Gerard Butler's acclaim.

No noise, No it to be fair.

Cliff is a stool pigeon.

A rat grass.

Yeah.

Grass.

Yeah.

You don't have any of that And show biz money.

A mickle maks.

A lot of little things make a big thing.

Gave me the book.

Oh, yes.

Giving me crap, making me feel sick.

Gods gave me the boot.

Cause book, of course, is to book is to vomit.

Let me give you an example.

It's a word which says, like as it's on the mount appears indeed.

Sounds like you really like.

It is like I'm dolphin look away and didn't talk Pesh Oh, yeah.

Get the fuck out on talk shit or fish or passion.

Don't talk.

You'd And skinny, malenky long legs, big banana feet went to the pictures.

Couldn't find a seat.

All right, I'm j better Shell.

Thanks for having me.

What a great Ferguson.

Why did Monroe?