That's why I have 40 pairs of underwear.

-You do not. -Absolutely.

Because instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear.

My goal is to have over 360 pair. That way, I only have to do wash once a year.

-So thanks for dinner. It was great. -Yeah.

We should do this again.

Would you like to come upstairs for coffee?

No, thanks. I can't drink coffee at night. It keeps me up.

-So... Okay. -Okay.

Good night.

Yeah. Take it easy.

"Take it easy."

"Take it easy."

Hi.

You're still thinking about this?

She invites me up

At 12:00 at night

For coffee

And I don't go up.

"No, thank you.

I don't want coffee.

It keeps me up.

Too late for me to drink coffee."

I said this to her.

People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.

I can't imagine what she must think of me.

She thinks you're a guy that doesn't like coffee.

She invited me up! Coffee's not coffee. Coffee is sex.

Maybe coffee was coffee.

Coffee's coffee in the morning, not at 12:00 at night.

Some people drink coffee that late.

Yeah, people who work at NORAD who are on 24-hour missile watch.

Everything was going along so great. She was laughing. I was funny.

I kept saying to myself, "Keep it up, don't blow it. You're doing great."

It's all in your head. All she knows is she had a good time. I think you should call her.

I can't call her now. It's too soon.

I'm planning a Wednesday call.

Why? I love it when guys call me the next day.

Of course you do, but you're imagining a guy you like.

Not a guy who goes, "No. I don't drink coffee late at night."

If I call her now, she's gonna think I'm needy.

Women don't want to see need.

They want a take-charge guy, a colonel, a Kaiser, a czar.

All she'll think is that you like her.

That's exactly what I'm trying to avoid.

She wants you to like her.

Yes, she wants me to like her, if she likes me, but she doesn't like me.

I don't know what your parents did to you.