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I wanttostartbytakingitbacktoyourcareerbeforeshowbusiness.
Because I knowthatyouworkforthefederalgovernment.
And I say, WhatdoyourememberaboutWandaSykes, thegovernmentoperativealive, thatthepeoplewhowerelikeinclosetoretirementtheyallhadsidejobs, likesomebodysellingcandlesor, uh, youknow, fruit?
Soitseemslikecomedianswholovedtheircraft, thaturinefornothingmorethanthemicrophoneassomebodywhoispoliticalSaturdaysandsomebodywhofocusonpoliticalhumor, haveyounoticed a differenceinthewaythattheseroomsairreceivedindifferentcitiesthroughoutthecountry?
I may, I wouldhope.
Andwhat?
Havewhateverwhat I'veexperienced.
IfyoucometoseeWandaSykes, youshouldknowwhatyourwouldyoucomeinfor, whichwhatyou'regonnagetnow, Everynowandthen, youget a fewpeoplewholikeOh, let's goseebarfromthenewadventuresofOldChristineAndtheygetinthereandthenthey'relike, Whatthehellisthis?
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Doyouhavetogetjokesapproved?
Youhavetojumpthroughdifferenthurdles?
How's itdifferent?
I wasshocked, too, that I thought I wouldhavetosendinallmyjokesandtheytellmewhat I couldsay.
I couldn't saynothing.
I keepasking, uh, dotheywant a recordingortheywanttostripnothing?
IsthereanythingthatBrechtthatyouthoughtwouldplaywellanditjustkindoffellflat, I thinkbecausethefirstladyput a bustofSojournerTruthintheWhiteHouse.
I toldher I said, Look, youguysletyoumakesureyounaileditdown, youknow, becauseyouknow, thenextwhitepeoplegettingwhoarethere, they'regonnamovehertothekitchen.
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