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  • (festive holiday music)

  • - Merry Christmas, lovely people.

  • I hope you're having a wonderful day,

  • whether you celebrate a religious holiday today or not,

  • or you're just chilling on the sofa.

  • It has been absolutely wonderful

  • going on the Vlogmas journey with you this year.

  • Thank you so much for watching

  • and hello to the new subscribers.

  • Sadly, YouTube's new way of numbering

  • means it doesn't show change until a thousand

  • new people have joined.

  • But I still see each and every one

  • of one you newbies, not to worry.

  • And for those of you still watching

  • lots of videos, but not subscribing,

  • come in from the cold and join a warm channel full of joy,

  • no matter the season.

  • With that in mind, I hope you this video

  • makes you laugh and brings you light.

  • One more thank you before that,

  • thanks to those of you who bought

  • one of my Lovely People Christmas jumpers.

  • Due to popular demand,

  • they will now be remaining on sale in January and February.

  • Since, many people reminded me it's actually colder

  • at the start of the year than the end.

  • (cough)

  • Fine, right, fair, fair, fair enough.

  • I was wrong.

  • Now, I just have to rename them

  • from Christmas jumpers to jumpers.

  • Very innovative, Jessica.

  • (smacks lips)

  • Moving on.

  • As you may know, I have been sending a Christmas card

  • out daily to one of my Instagram followers,

  • and I've decided that the 25th card

  • should go to someone who comments on this video instead.

  • So, let me know in the comments,

  • which day you thought was the funnest

  • and I'll choose someone to send a card to.

  • And with that, here are all the times I messed up.

  • I'll see on the seventh of January, 2020

  • because I need a break.

  • Like an actual break.

  • Proper break, a break break, a break.

  • I know, I'm shocked too.

  • See you in 2020.

  • (kissing sound)

  • It's fine.

  • (laughing)

  • (unwrapping gift)

  • Blooper reel, there you go.

  • Oh wait, I didn't say thank you to train line.

  • I'm back, I'm back.

  • And then I'm gonna move away at the end.

  • Are you fo--

  • Hello.

  • (P.A. system echoing)

  • Just waiting for this to.

  • (P.A. system echoing)

  • Anytime soon.

  • (P.A. system echoing)

  • He's still going.

  • Has he, he's stopped, he's stopped.

  • Okay.

  • Walter, go on.

  • You could run after that Bichon.

  • - [Claudia] There, he spotted it, look.

  • - [Jessica] He loves it normally.

  • Oh, oh, there he goes.

  • There he goes.

  • Gonna play with his Bichon friend.

  • - Walter's like, "Don't make me go see the Bichon.

  • "I'm wearing a jacket and I don't feel my best."

  • (laughter)

  • - I have just finished writing the first two Christmas,

  • I smacked myself in the head.

  • Oh, okay, fine.

  • Thank you so much for watching.

  • Please go and subscribe to Jamie and Shaaba

  • on their various social medias.

  • Go.

  • (laughter)

  • - Go.

  • - This is not your, don't walk away, I mean is.

  • - No if you know us.

  • - The name of your channels.

  • - Social medias.

  • - Oh I thought you were saying go.

  • (tapping table)

  • - I didn't do this in time or two.

  • - Oh, yeah.

  • (drumroll on table)

  • - I didn't do anyone.

  • (laughter)

  • - It's okay, there's only so many times we can try this.

  • (talking in background)

  • (laughter)

  • - Let's see if I can remember that.

  • I have really bad memory loss by the way.

  • This is why I have to get fed lines.

  • What did I say?

  • That was too much cream.

  • (holiday music)

  • (closing bottle)

  • It's fine.

  • Let's go a bit closer.

  • (moving chair)

  • Really close now aren't we?

  • - That's all right, have these been perfectly weighed?

  • - [Jessica] Yes.

  • (laughter)

  • (crying)

  • - [Claudia] Are you okay?

  • - Oh look I didn't even put any more on.

  • How is it still on my eyelid?

  • Where is it coming from?

  • Stop picking your nails.

  • - [Claudia] No, I had a splinter.

  • - Oh you got a splinter?

  • - It's gone now.

  • - Oh let me see it, oh no a splinter.

  • That's an injury.

  • (kisses cheek)

  • - Whatever, let's just get on with this baking.

  • (laughs)

  • - We're now, ooh wow that's really bumpy.

  • Okay, we'll try again in a minute.

  • I'm so excited.

  • Oh wow, motion sickness.

  • - [Claudia] Yeah don't do that.

  • - [Jessica] Sorry.

  • (chair spinning)

  • - [Producer] Spin slowly.

  • - Try and spin slowly so I don't vomit.

  • That's fair, 'cause it's probably gonna happen really soon.

  • Make me stop filming this video.

  • - [Producer] Focus on Jessica, oh no it's lost the face.

  • There we go.

  • - That's just my face.

  • (laughter)

  • - [Producer] I'm looking forward to learning

  • about the difference which I clearly don't know.

  • - Okay.

  • - [Producer] I'll find out.

  • - Bye friend.

  • - [Producer] This way, sorry.

  • (laughter)

  • - Okay.

  • - You ready?

  • - I think so.

  • - Okay.

  • - Don't you dare give me shit about being ready for camera.

  • (laughter)

  • Little miss primper.

  • - You look cute.

  • - Oh thanks, so do you.

  • - Thanks.

  • - Dependent on (laughs).

  • (laughter)

  • Oh my god.

  • (laughter)

  • - I've been working hard today okay?

  • - I'm just gonna leave.

  • - No, it's not you.

  • (laughing)

  • It's just chronic fatigue.

  • (holiday music)

  • Everything else in this room is a mess.

  • Just keep watching me, okay.

  • Did I have another video planned for today?

  • Yes.

  • Am I feeling so horrific that I'm refusing

  • to leave my bed even to put makeup on?

  • Yes.

  • Does that mean you're gonna have to sit

  • through this entire video staring at my millipede eyebrows?

  • Also yes.

  • Do I care about that?

  • Not in the slightest.

  • - [Producer] Awesome.

  • See you later.

  • (laughs)

  • - Bye pal.

  • Thrones.

  • Who had that made and why?

  • - [Producer] I dunno you need to explain it

  • with xylophone sound--

  • - Xylophone.

  • (laughs)

  • (mimicking xylophone sound)

  • Magic sound.

  • This one's really adorable though.

  • (drops something)

  • - It's nice wasn't it?

  • - This one was beautiful,

  • especially since I'm quite strict

  • on my Christmas color schemes.

  • And I'm very much against silver and blue because.

  • - Was it silver and blue?

  • - No, no, no, last year.

  • - Oh right.

  • - The silver and blue.

  • That's why you didn't see any photos from last year.

  • (holiday music)

  • - [Translator] Oh it's different sign.

  • London sign and Brighton sign's a bit different.

  • - Well I actually, I learn sign in Bristol.

  • - [Translator] Oh in Bristol really?

  • It's funny.

  • The North and the South side

  • are really different it's really strange.

  • - Bristol's not North.

  • (laughter)

  • (laughter)

  • (walking)

  • (falls)

  • (closes door on leg)

  • Ow.

  • (laughter)

  • - You just slammed your own foot in the door.

  • - Oh wait we're supposed to say like,

  • subscribe.

  • Bye bye.

  • (laughter)

  • - Oh okay, I've never once said that you know?

  • - What?

  • - I've never said that.

  • - You've never said that word.

  • _ No actually that might be a lie.

  • Someone's gonna find an episode when I--

  • - Please find where Claudia has said subscribe.

  • - [Producer] Oh sorry I did press rec.

  • Should I take another one?

  • - Don't mind me, it's fine, it's over.

  • (laughter)

  • The moment passed.

  • I'm not taking photos anymore.

  • - [Producer] I took three photos.

  • - It's fine.

  • (laughter)

  • - [Producer] The eye.

  • (holiday music)

  • - Number four, do an interview.

  • (laughs)

  • Number four, do an interview.

  • Number four, do an interview.

  • (clicks tongue)

  • Hello.

  • Number four, do an interview.

  • How are you finding the day?

  • That was too obvious, but thanks.

  • Number four, do an interview.

  • How's your day going?

  • (holiday music)

  • Number four, do an interview.

  • How's your day going?

  • (holiday music)

  • (burps)

  • - Sorry.

  • (laughter)

  • I'm so sorry.

  • That was gross, I was on camera.

  • (laughs)

  • It just came out, okay?

  • - Thank you, for sharing that.

  • - I'm not well.

  • - Because--

  • - Oh yeah oh well.

  • - The livestream camera broke.

  • - Oh god did I just do that?

  • I just scratched my crotch on camera, basically.

  • (laughter)

  • I was like, they won't see.

  • So you're gonna do an intro?

  • - Before you--

  • - [Woman] This one of our volunteers.

  • - So you're really in the dark.

  • - Oh well, sorry.

  • - You would have--

  • (footsteps)

  • Hello, we'll let you get through.

  • - If I go and sit in here?

  • - Yeah that's perfect. - Sounds fine.

  • - All right, I'm sorry I don't want to--

  • - [Woman] No don't you worry.

  • (holiday music)

  • (wind)

  • (laughs)

  • - No what's the word,

  • there's the thing it bounces.

  • It's green and it bounces.

  • (playing air trombone)

  • Playing the trumpet.

  • (playing air trombone)

  • Is that not a trumpet?

  • - No.

  • (playing air trumpet)

  • That was a trumpet.

  • - Cricket.

  • - No, a green-- - Grasshopper?

  • - No, another green bouncy thing.

  • (playing air trombone)

  • - I don't know.

  • (sighs)

  • (honking)

  • (honking)

  • (jazzy music)

  • - [Woman] How are we gonna get all of that?

  • (laughter)

  • - We did brief for this.

  • - [Saleslady] Take one if you want.

  • - [Woman] No thank you it's all right.

  • - [Saleslady] Forties, and she's you can't wear fifty's

  • you got your forties.

  • So Lucy knows of a lovely website that she's told me about.

  • - The magic of Christmas Claudia.

  • - Okay.

  • - The magic.

  • (kisses cheek)

  • (giggles)

  • (holiday music)

(festive holiday music)

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