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That's it.
I'm back.
I'm not sick anymore.
It's all clear.
Whoa, baby, Back toe, Full action.
You know what that means?
It's time.
Time, Gather on friends.
It's time, time, time.
The only cure percent.
I am so happy because teams are going to save us from what's going on in the world right now.
Not really.
Don't take that seriously because I don't want that to get out.
But it's a nice distraction.
But all the bullshit that's going on online and the amount of articles and keep breeding and the fact that it's in my face constantly over and over again the virus that should not be named.
It's nice to just sit back and watch a few means and look at a few things that we're gonna make his giggle for, like, 20 minutes sickness up.
They stop shitting myself.
Shawn's anise.
Oh, if only I should have thought of that sooner, except that I was afraid that it would build up inside me and percolate a little too long and it explode from the inside out.
But like this Oh my God.
Jack may have wanted to burn the baby Yotam even fire, but I saw it as a great fan of opportunity.
This is the way hoping it makes meantime wth IGADD DeLorean I should enter.
Sounds like Evelyn has a DeLorean care the manned.
Evelyn, listen, work.
How long am I gonna have to see myself as Baby Yoda?
Uh, there's so many of these out there right now.
And I think they should all be put into a pit and burned when you keep dying in the same spot in a game.
Yes, Gamers, this is very relatable.
This might be the most relatable mean that someone has ever posted on the jacks up the guys.
So bread.
I would laugh out loud if it wasn't so.
Really?
I can't wait for somebody to point out that I'm like, touching my own face.
Even though everything online is telling you not to touch your face with your hands.
Not when you're in self isolation.
Dark souls be like cup head.
In a nutshell, Gamers, You get it?
Nothing to see here.
Just a bunch of dots with no meaning.
Probably not even a good mean.
Oh, no.
I legitimately can't see anything in this one.
Oh, no.
My technique of going really far away doesn't work.
What does it say?
Stop this.
This is cruel and unusual punishment.
I hate these as well, because every time one of these is posted, nobody gives the answer in the comments either.
So he said I can't read it.
Oof!
Target confirmed.
Does this spell anything?
I can't read it.
Nothing at all, buddy.
Nothing at all.
There's something in there and I want to know what it is I can I can kind of see where it's supposed to be.
But the fact that I can't see it it all properly just really legitimizes the fact that I'm color blind.
Thanks for that.
I love that.
That's I love this for me.
Can I trick it?
Better not say anything like my Penis is small or something, cause I guarantee you it's massive ghost.
Not terrible.
Zombie.
Not terrible nuclear war.
Ah, little scary.
The thought of Jack dying before me.
That's the scariest thing.
I don't know about you.
I'd be pretty fucking scared of nuclear war.
I'd be pretty scared of zombie.
Apocalypse is happening.
Ghosts?
Not so much, you know.
What can they do?
Move my furniture?
Not scary thing.
The other things.
You should be far more scared off than me dying before you read it.
Assembled top of the morning to you, laddie.
My name is Jake Septic.
I you didn't even get it right in the 1st 4 fucking sentences.
Hell, yeah.
You on Reddit?
No, I'm not.
Oh, get on, Reddit, Find this post and uploaded on what?
Subreddit?
It will be under our slash.
Jacks up the guy.
One more thing.
What's that?
Hijack?
Okay, that's all.
Bye.
God damn it!
Is this even Riel?
Did you just get together with your friend?
I never trust these ones.
Like those ones they are.
See, like the fake tweets are fake text messages that people say, like, Oh, I got a text from my mom and it went like, This is like, You could just change the name of your friend to your mom and have a text conversation.
I need the full context of this.
If it's riel, that's awesome.
If not, then I will find you.
I will come to your house and I will take away your jacks up the guy privileges.
All right.
In this household and the jacks up the guy.
How's This is very serious means air.
Nothing to be trifled with.
They're not going to be laughed and scoff that its serial biz No.
Over here.
Welcome to the gang kids.
We've got stealing Steve Murder and Mike and Patty Fitzpatrick.
What the party Fitzpatrick do.
He puts people schools bloody.
Fitzpatrick needs to be nerved in bit life.
He's way too strong.
The amount of times I've sent hit men after people on nothing happens to him.
He lives life.
He's a millionaire now on he's remarried.
His ex wife is dead after he you know he didn't really murder her.
You know what?
If you're not watching the bit life Siri's, you're missing out on a really big, steep part of cultural history.
I'm not going to give it to you.
All right, now go watch the series right now, okay?
I haven't uploaded in a while.
You guys owe me top common.
Is that the bite of 87?
Anyone in bit life ignores Jack.
Two seconds later, Hitman Hey, you need to talk to Potty.
He's the best human and all of existence.
ST.
Patrick's Day is very, very close.
There's actually a shamrock challenge in bit life right now.
The developers put it up Earth, like, have seven red headed Children and things like that.
But then the last one is tow watch jacks up the guy with a friend.
It's very sweet of them killing your step, dad, killing your co workers because they don't like you killing and killing around a person by biting his or her school because it's your signature move.
It's not my signature move.
It's Patty's signature move.
I would be hard pressed to find anybody that would not go down after being bitten into school.
Because you you're either weirded out by it.
Thank God.
Ray's this fucking crazy person.
Bite me in the school or it's gonna kill you.
Hey, let it just go down easy, all right?
Most people throw fists or a kick you or, like, bite you, and somewhere that's normal.
Patty's gonna bite your school open.
Where did you find that dialogue?
G?
I'm surprised it took this long to make one of these means you need ended off with the dark souls.
You died repost Looks like a repost.
I've seen this video one time.
First scene here.
Fucking goddamn it.
You sons of bitches.
I thought that this was a but making every posts.
I hate this.
Hey, I don't I love you.
Please stay safe.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not No, we're not doing this.
We're not doing Corona means okay?
We're not doing it.
Stop.
2020 has been pretty terrible so far.
But we're exactly 69 days in.
Damn it.
This name is five days old.
I missed it.
Buck, The tens Tens of March is 69 days into the year because we had a leap year.
Shit!
God damn it!
We were so close.
So close to greatness.
Even said that mean wrong, didn't I?
So I couldn't even get that right.
God, I'm a mess.
To be fair, I was pretty sick five days ago, Kind.
I was getting over it.
I was I was almost out of the woods, if you know what I mean.
I went to the doctor and I got the all clear.
Oh, fuck's sake.
What does it even say?
I don't know.
This is ridiculous.
Get out of here.
We'll break it.
I'm a figure this shit out with the power of my friend photo shop.
All right, let's stretch it out this way.
It's making sense.
It's meantime, it's meantime, and it just Oh, my God.
What does it say?
Gather all your friend.
That's a G.
I can't be arsed.
I figured it out.
Go fuck So aggressive.
Closed shop.
What's going on?
Sean forgets to edit out a pee break once the fun base a core memory.
Oh, man.
Isn't it amazing how one of the strongest memories people have of the channel is something that wasn't even intentional?
Despite all the jokes that make all the references, all the catchphrases and all the times that I've hired craft and curated comedy for this channel, the pee break is the thing that people probably remember the most.
If that doesn't say a lot about society and Internet culture, I don't know what does.
Jack, I need you to watch this, please.
Okay.
I've seen a couple of these go around.
I saw the doctor, Phil.
One reason sent someone to the wrench.
This one says I'm okay.
Oh, God.
That's good.
That's very funny.
Thank you, Robin.
Cut out all of that music.
It's copyrighted.
Okay.
Fucking tic tac down here with your copyright and shit.
All right, also, you spelled it wrong.
What's the hunk?
I know you didn't make this mean that somebody else doing it, but Frank is the only one who can can Goose.
Whoa!
Who go, Mika?
Sam, that really does look like a septic.
I Jesus, what is the real My God, Look at the amount of foot concerted boards Elektronik computing shit going on in this.
What is this thing?
Is this going to space or underwater or someone's backyard?
I need to know And so glad that the Comets have the answer.
I'm so glad that I can go here and really just get the stuff that I need.
Either way, that's exactly what Sam would look like in Re Elect.
That's what you don't know.
Inside Sam is actually just a lot of circuit boards and wiring going on.
This is very nice to look at someone who knows how to braid hair.
Did this watch for rocks?
Ah, that's so dumb.
I love it.
Just some good old, happy, healthy, wholesome means that's excellent.
Depression exists means there's some good names.
Since I've been away, you guys have been busy.
You guys have been working up some stuff me after watching meantime, old happiness, New Happy means they do make me happy.
I'm not gonna lie every time.
Not even jokingly.
Ngl from every time after I record one of these episodes, I'm legitimately happier just seeing the stuff to you guys.
Make the kind of insight humor that's been going on every like week since the last episode.
It's just so fun.
Her What's meantime, What's p.
M a.
Who's except the guy?
Me, huh?
Interesting.
I didn't know you hated living so much.
Oh, I My hitman fingers are doing a heck and tingle.
I will send someone to your house.
All right, if you're not liking subscribing and up voting all the good shit on the jacks up the guy Variety Channel, huh?
You want it?
You want these fingers to goto work?
Ah, person of culture in the comments.
That's when you teach her about the word of Jack.
See, no one's dumb for not knowing something.
Somebody's dumb for not knowing it and not wanting to learn more.
The hit man that run away with his money and bit life hit man Juan Hitman two and hit me Oh, it's just a vicious cycle.
It's a vicious circle and bit life.
Sooner or later, no matter who you are, no matter what you do, no matter where you're going in life, sooner or later I will send a hit men after you.
It's it's inevitable when the captions said ST Patty's Day instead of ST Patty's Day by fucking hitman fingers or tingling.
This is a good example or a good chance to be able to tell you guys.
Since ST Patrick's Day is probably tomorrow from this video, have I predicted the future?
Little?
It's Paddy two D's instead of two teas.
All right, I know how much people love t tease, but it's a good job, but it's It's two days Puddy, not Patty.
I know his name is Patrick, but this goes all the way back to the Irish Gaelic lands where Patrick and Irish is Padraig or pouring with a D.
And that's where Patty comes from.
All right, get it into your fucking head.
Are I real?
Sent a hit man.
I know the moment everybody has been waiting for.
Can I get a drumroll, please?
It's time for the jacks up the Guy.
You two's Giveaway ST Patrick's Day extravaganza.
Who's gonna win it?
Big time score price on the Jacks, FBI variety channel Extravaganza time.
I'll go get it.
Last time I showed off the YouTube's jacks up the guy you choose.
He's adorable.
He's cute.
He can come to your house and have fun if you want.
But I said that we were going to do a giveaway for somebody who made the best MIM on the SUBREDDIT since the last time I posted that video.
And let's go through them, shall we?
You're gonna love my YouTube.
Don't throw them out the window.
Though.
I know Vince has a habit of throwing shit out through windows and being all cool and everything and slap chopping them.
It's worthless.
Forget about I have a stop job.
Do you think I could stop shopping?
No, I shouldn't.
Right?
No.
Great.
Use off the recurring themes here on meantime and funniest home videos.
Well done.
When you put a lot of love and care making a mean it gets down voted Oh, people down voted you Why?
This is great.
I don't vote other people's names, so I have a better chance of winning a little figure.
Literally.
Everyone, including Jack.
You truly are the lowest scum in history.
Don't do that.
Yeah, I agree that this is such a shitty, scummy thing to do.
It's a fun little giveaway for everybody's Don't take it too fucking seriously.
If you do that, then I don't want you on the Jackson.
The guy Variety Channel.
Okay, Is the lesson in life just because you don't like something or you can't have something does not mean you have to beat down something else.
We can all have nice things.
I look at these.
Holy shit.
Oh, my God.
They work so well.
Oh, no, I have to make them all.
Oh, no.
This'll is so cute.
Ah, cheese, Even as a poker ball Because I didn't Pokemon go video.
It looked like chase.
That's so cute.
The little Sam has a little mascot.
Well, and snivel seems holding a stethoscope.
These air really cool.
Oh, no.
Yes, yes.
Beauty pie figurine.
No inky stinky blinky.
No, no, no, no, no.
Jacks up the guy.
YouTube's.
That's cute.
Hold some good shit.
I'm just joking.
Felix's figurine was actually really cool as well is what I'm saying you don't need to show them something else to enjoy something else.
That's how the world works.
Be nice.
Husband ever made a mean before or even used Reddit before Jack releases the you choose competition Me.
So anyway, I started mean excellent.
Welcome.
By the way to read it.
I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing.
I don't know if subjecting people to read it in general is gonna be a good thing for you.
Um, just used Reddit responsibly on the jacks.
Up the guy so bad.
At least we have fun of me.
Looking means whoa.
Re posting my drawing because everyone kept down voting it.
I don't fucking do that.
So how giveaways work, you scumbags?
This is very cute, Neo.
Alex.
Have we seen some of your art before?
I think so.
That's awesome.
God damn.
I wish I could get my hair to look like that.
Here.
Can you do the thing?
Can you Can you do the thing?
Thank you.
Using the image to create an original Mim, turning it into the old Winnie the Pooh Mim instead.
God, a little monocle and everything.
It's got a little eyebrow cheese.
That's that's well done.
A person of of tastes and culture.
Yes, quite, very good.
He protect.
He attacked.
But more importantly, he Jack wasn't born the right now he back.
We're the videos, Jack.
I don't know.
Lost in a pit of despair and misery.
That's why meantime had to be one of the first ones that we had when we came back.
We could all use a little laugh right now.
So in Jack's most recent video, I got so sick he challenges to make mean using the three D model of his YouTube.
I immediately had an idea.
What?
What did you do?
Yeah, Old meets new What a good one.
Beauty pie and Merete it wants to battle Theo Yo, Masters know How was I going to defeat them?
The yo yo Masters They just kept going I want to be a yo yo man, he cried Make me a yo yo, man But the yo yo master did not answer.
He just kept on going No.
Is this loss?
It sure is.
Remember that mean number one means was simpler.
Sometimes in my dreams, I still see cardboard jacks up the guy somewhere out there.
He lives.
He doesn't.
I completely shredded him.
Poor tall cardboard.
Jack, He's life size.
I am inevitable.
And I, um life Okay, You got me.
All right.
It's all a joke.
This is just C G.
This is the real jacks up the guy heights.
Any of you have met me in real life?
No, that I'm tiny.
Every time people meet me, it's all they can talk about.
God, you're someone smaller than I expected.
You know what?
I'm fun sized.
I'm pocket sized for your convenience.
This way longer than it should have you two's entry.
Oh, my God.
You're challenged by trainer Jack Trainer joke since this fucking is Oh, my God.
Jackson are dead.
Me?
Do it!
Holy book!
Toxic smooch!
You do.
Oh, my God.
You defeated trainer joke?
Yes.
Jesus Christ.
How did this only has 1600 votes?
Holy fuck, That was impeccable.
Not only did he use my YouTube's, but use some of the older you twos as well, and you referenced a bunch of means Well done.
Well done.
Oh, my God.
That's gonna be a hard one to beat.
The boys are back in town again.
look at him All so cute.
I should I should make little masks for him.
Put a mask on the little U two's.
That'll be very cute.
Thief.
Young takes what it wants.
But the jack in the rack Well, somebody call me Jake earlier on Omega.
Also put the Jake in the lake Young count gamin.
Here's my entry for Sharon's challenge from the sick update video I never posted.
Ready, But one of these little bastards I'm trying.
Let me and drop soon drops tomorrow.
If you don't get to give away, you can still just by one honk honk am Goose of the guy I know he stole a little sound.
Goddammit!
The good.
Sooner or later, the goose gets us all the salmon, the Bram salmon, that clam Send with your man one of these Really?
Work rake in the lake is the best one.
Somebody had a similar Mean a cold and food poisoning would like to battle like best of those bastards.
Okay, First getting a cold than merging it into food poisoning than merging into asthma Con never doubt the power of the gate.
A gladiator ever again sickness came to my body and I fucked it up When someone misspells McGlockton, You all wait.
You misspelled misspells.
Is that on purpose?
Because if not, I'm deducing points.
All right, I'm triggered.
At least you got McGlockton right, though.
So the points go back up.
Sean announces give away this sober dead means in the crate.
Well done.
All right.
I have made my decision.
It's a hard decision to make because so many people made so many great means.
And I don't want to make people feel bad for not winning.
So I apologize for having one winner and never did inevitably means that other people can't be winners as well.
I'm sorry for that.
Thank you.
For everyone who participated in it again, it was just a silly little idea we had cause.
Normally, whenever I released stuff, I never do any giveaways for it.
I also kind of feel bad about that because I want to give back every now and then.
So this is our way of coming up with something fun to do to let somebody win some of these ones.
We also had a need to pick a winner on Twitter as well, because I said that if you re tweeted the tweet that you'd be in a chance to win one, too.
So there was another winner go to be announced for that one on Twitter.
And then this was another one on the winner.
Off the Jacks.
Up the guy, Reddit, Mim of the Day You two's giveaway extravaganza is strong role.
It's gotta be the sexy pizza with this incredible Pokemon edit.
Not only did your reference not only did you get a good chuckle out of me, and not only was it just really, really clever, but I got appreciate the time and effort that went into it as well, because I know how long this shit takes to make.
So thank you for just putting in that level of quality into something like this.
You went so above and beyond that.
I'm flattered.
So it's got to be you sexy pizza.
Give it up, everybody.
I'm sorry again.
I'm sorry to everybody else who participated in.
Hopefully you had fun anyway, and we got to look at some means and have a laugh, and I'm sure you made somebody smile out there.
So that's the real win.
In my book, the sexy pizza.
I'm d m ing you on Reddit right now.
You say that you are the winner.
You are the winner of the X septic i u two's Mim extravaganza.
I loved your post.
Let's get in touch about how to send it to you.
They're so the sexy pizza.
I hope you see this on Thank you again for your wonderful mean But you're not everybody.
All of you, Mimi, Dreamy babies out there.
Those of you who entered and didn't win or those of you who couldn't enter or anything like that.
We have one more to give away because I don't know.
I just wanna have fun with this.
We don't often do cute little things like this, so I wanted to make it a big deal and just kind of give back as much as I could.
So we there is another giveaway that you can enter.
If you go to jack dot u two's dot com.
You will be brought to this page where you can be in with a chance to win a You choose figure for yourself, so go nuts.
Have fun with it on Dhe.
Hopefully a few more of you can win some of these little figures and given eye out because I might do a few more giveaways here and there as well for them because they are limited, they're only available once.
It's a one time one of them.
They come out on Patty's Day.
You could buy them then tomorrow.
But this has been really fun to do, so I want to just give back to you guys as much as I can.
So there you have it.
But it's going to do it for me on this episode.
Off meantime, Thank you, sweet baby Mimi dreamers out there for just being part of the channel and just having fun with whatever we do.
I honestly, sincerely do appreciate it as much to be joke around here.
And as much as I dick around with means and with you guys and tell you to go fuck yourselves everything.
It's all a part of the phone.
It's all just jokes at the end of the day, and I really do appreciate it.
Like when I when I did get really sick, Um, I I physically couldn't record videos for, because I I think I pretty much downplayed it.
How sick I was.
It's It's the most sick I ever remember being.
There's one time I was sick when I was like 10.
I got a fever and hallucinated.
That's probably the sickest, but this is the sickest I've been since then.
So it's been like it's been 20 years since I've gotten this sick and it really fucked me up and I couldn't record videos.
But as soon as they said that, I couldn't and I was just taking time off.
You guys really understanding about it and really wanted me to just get better.
And even after I got better, I've been better for like a few days now.
I really just wanted to make sure that I was okay.
I made sure that I had the energy back.
I'm still not back 100% motivation and energy to just record videos because it's been nice just sitting back and like catching up on stuff and making sure that I don't burn myself out too badly.
So that's been really nice and it's nice to know that people are there to support and just be part of the channel stale anyway.
And I could just go away for about a week and come back, and you guys are still they're stronger than ever.
So thank you for that.
You it's seriously does mean a lot in this sort of job in this day and age, and this Internet culture were relevancy seems to be everything, and you can fall off of the drop of a hat, so I really do appreciate it.
Thank you.
But I was gonna be the end of the episode.
I hope that this was fun to watch.
I hope you guys have a good time until the next one.
That's gonna be it for the U two's means.
So the subreddit can go back to its regularly scheduled programming on.
I'll see you guys in the next one.
What was it?
Turns out his voice weird.