Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles so raise it to the booth. Oh, morning. Morning. It's actual morning for me that I do every morning. Like in real life. I r l gamer, wake up a tough morning, Brighton. I feel so good. Ring ding, ding ding my say is actually sleeping, and I feel like I'm waking her up and I feel like I'm making all the neighbors angry Day needing any top of Marzia. But Felix got a letter in the mail. Oh, this. Well, let's start here. I thought this was, like, an epic thing that was going to help us. Is this something that's gonna kill me? No. So I did a fish firm, but it doesn't work. Help me, innit? I'm asking. I haven't made one yet. That was, like, next thing for me, I don't have a Oh, yeah, we did the paper farm. Right? And we actually have sex. Well, yeah, job. So we should. Now we can finally make I'm liking all the energy because now we can finally move. What's up, guys? Now, we could finally make all the pills. D'Argo's steak? Yeah, they're not going anywhere. I do have five bookshelves, so wait, So we don't even need laying them last time. Do you have left? Is Listen, I think we have some in the chest. Every 50. Give me that in the mineral or chest. Uh, and Vic. There it is. Starting off strong. Okay, Put him up. Put him on a modem up. Break it up. Oh, no. We're missing three. Is that gonna work here? No, no, that's it. I'm dummy dum dum. I'm conducting Honorable subjective that. Jack, stop. Okay, I said stop. You have to stop. Oh, I got a book, right? Uh, you couldn't make any way. How do you make a book? Shopping at its leather and paper to make a book. Here, take these. I don't care anymore. I'm done here. Look. Oh, thank you. Have got to go save Natsu. Who? He speaking the language of the Neon. Yesterday I was gonna buy a SIM card, and I think I said instead of it's called. It's a very American nice word like symptoms cargo. But I said, Tim, Tim Cog, what could I say? And they're, like, what? Notice? He's saying, I'm like, Come on. Seriously that far? Yeah, it's back delivery like, yeah, he's trying. Is a sim card. Well, bye bye, Diamonds. You have to go. I missed. Ana gets the go. I have to stop. Yeah, it's Blake here. Um, your dog got pig, man, why don't you help us? He's because he's a frickin blood plot. Whoa, dude. Controversial tie can say it because I'm sweet. Yeah. How did that work out before? Uh, what am I doing? I am building a swore dhe. Never enchanting shut stuff. Wow, He's in Japan, and he forgets how to record epically. Wait, How many dynasty And none way have five. I feel like we should make a new champ. No, never mind. We keep them secret, keep it secret, keep it safe. But now, now we condition something. I also like how you were, um, building all of this stuff and tricking me and killing me and everything. But you got rid of our potato. We had a potato firm. Yes, Potato firm. And I grew it myself. I was very proud. Fine. Oh, we Oh, we did have a potato file. I'm sorry, bro. That's on me. And I'm willing to apologize epically right now. Oh, God. Sleep. Oh, God. Frontal. There's phantoms. Sleep Oh, I'm just looking. The river, The river of shame. Are you sleeping? They're monsters nearby. Oh, come on. You're on the bed. You're fine. Wait, hold on. I'm gonna do it. My says yelling the same e. I can't believe it won't let me use the zombie pig man here. Okay, I'll kill it all. I'll join you. An epic sleep soon, gamer. No, you You made the sleep. You were there. I honestly actually. Oh, no. Because you don't wake up. You're asleep. You use an epic big brain move. It's time for me to show the other epic contraption. Wow! Are you really sure you should be more hyped? Oh, yeah. I can't do that. God, Yeah, sometimes. When a record in the morning. People like What is wrong with you? My incredible night. Is he drugged? You know what this is doing? This isn't absolutely What's it Observing? What triggers it? Why my but But your people so small. No trigger anything, eh? I'm leaving. No, Come back. Come back! Come back Upside. I need to make I need to make brave. Okay? I have no food and I now have no health. You mean soft potatoes. Okay, but when you're done, come back here, okay? I don't need a furnace for God. My brain doesn't work. I never said my brain didn't work. No, I did about you, freak. Er, I'm yelling. Right? Uh ah. Does that work? No. It only works if you do it for really serious. Also, I had no arrows to shoot you with. Gave her comer go. Okay. Okay. What's happening? Okay, so go on, go to the front and then stand still. Right now. Okay. Are you ready? I could do that. Yes. Are you ready? Yes. Wow. Wait, wait. No way. We're going. Jack, did you fill the space? We are going on a spaceship. You build an epic plane and mind crest. I could see I could see the potatoes. You can see the potatoes show. Wow, this is this. Feels like it is broken. You're not fooling up now, Jack. Jack! Jack! Jack! Gotta go see Oh, way world! I didn't even hit the ground Game killed me because I was going through. No, wait. I wanna see you from the ground. I didn't want to fall off that I fell off epically. Why such a small, stinky, smooth brain. So, Jack, I built this pit underneath that I was gonna put you in as a joke, but I don't like now. That's mean. I'm kind of over. Oh, my God. I just fell anyway. Fell anyway, I heard epic potatoes that way. Jack, we gotta get See you see me? Oh, there you are. Uh huh. Way have traveling, my correct. Wow. Did you learn that from mumbo jumbo? I think this is, like a common one, but maybe he's probably done fastest major problem. Oh, yeah, he did that. Wow. The great Penis play. Hey, wait. I have egg. I'm gonna you know. Oh, did you catch it in your mouth? It's no, Mom, this is loud is a really Oh, wow. You took fall damage from water. That's so weird the way If you fell in the hole. Yeah, it's gonna go forever. We'll see it in a couple of days. My God, it's pretty badass from underneath. Yeah, this is awesome. This is gonna prove that my craft goes on forever because it's not gonna come around the other side. Maybe. Well, Mycroft world goes on for this is notes by by you. You basically You basically launched a satellite to go explore. You can make miss cells as well, but that explodes on impact. You knew this would work. We've been trying to figure out how to make sugar cane firm. God, I'm I'm so small brain, You're doing all these epic contraptions and I'm over here being like e keep trying to do things on my own in Minecraft. And I realize that that's probably not the way to do it, because my craft doesn't teach you anything. What do you mean? Like like? I'm not looking up, not looking up any tutorials like, Yeah. I mean, how to make this and that. Sure. Shit. Cattle kept. There's a cat, a new village. What? We have to catch it. Yeah. Okay, I'll get I'll get you a fish. Yeah, Fish in this river warming riel. Guys knew it, so I don't lose the cattle just paralyzed. I have no gear anymore. This it's all in the hole. That's a perfect cats. Here. You gotta You gotta do the call. Way to locate us Way behind this document. He's right behind a block over there. Get him. I don't see him. from here. I know it's a little kitty. Don't Alarm clock, Stinky. I e Go left. You go right. He's in the water. Get all the water. You must paralyze it. Stop! I have fish. My head smells like fish. Stop, Stop, Stop! Don't kill. You have to make you think San. Oh, you're not going anywhere. No. Okay. I'll go find fish. You go find place. I called him anybody either. Which is keeping the water. Okay. I have to fish. The camera's gonna be enough. This is gonna work. Go where you did You kill the fish? No. Cat, No. Yeah, Yeah, It's love. It's love. It's headed wall. And now it drowned. No cat never drowned Cat land on feet. Oh, smart. Look at these. Your name will be making good to have you as part of the family. You should make him sit. How do you weigh? Should return allies. Mama in the glass? Yes, exactly. Skelly a skillet or an inside man. Okay, well, I'm going back to the base because Whoa, his mom. Okay. Are you okay? Yeah, it's Mom. Okay. Uh, call him by his proper name. Are you a tango? I didn't know you were talking about before? I don't know. Because the cats are following a crouching What? What do you want to do to me? Just look down. Here is just a pit. Yeah, this is the end of that. You've seen the diamond. How did you I didn't see any diamonds of the way down. I started getting towards the bottom and I was like, Wait, where is my money? I don't know. I think they're sitting somewhere. We gotta bring back moment. You do that, I'm gonna go eat. But I can talk to Mama. You can use the language of the big cat. Okay. Are there is your pronunciations a little off, but okay. I'll get it one day. Yeah. All right. What is this? I can't what? This may join wooden tower. Get a leash. You're a big Minecraft YouTube or you figure it out. Matt McKean Breathing water? Yeah. I'ma doesn't mess around. Oh, Okay. Now, Mama, stand mama took a stand. Oh, teleported. Nice mama by you. Yep. There. You should come over here. Why exactly? Bring Mom. Mama. Come on, Mama, not come. Come, come, come. I would never push in on it. Don't worry. Come on, Mom, they go look at the pit. Oh, my God, Felix, it's I know. I know. I give you, give you bread, e give you some potato. Mama! Mama, take this up with the Tokyo mama. No, no! Oh, no. Right up! He doesn't know. He can't. He can't defend against. I don't know how it still is. Not the way Mama over here! Fight! Damn it! Go! You're sending out If you die in mine. Crime Mama dies. Run back! Yeah. Brady followed the smell of bread. Now we teleported. No, I have no items. I don't run with signs and bread, just like real life. Okay, Make Mama said I'm tired of I'm not Okay. So epic. Steve. Mama, come in. No. Don't you dare sleep in my You sleep with me. Don't be. Don't be the job. He's getting our Let's kill him. No, no, I saw No, it's real. You know what? Get out of house. Why not? Allowed anymore? Oh, no. Oh, I'm sorry, Mom. I didn't mean I swear. That's war. Oh, God, I swore you start. I'm going to swear pit now. Okay, Good, cause I've something to point stupid. Wait. There's so much diamond. Yes. So many epic. Where are you? Hey! Hey! Okay, since I killed accident me, I'm glad you used the right terminology. Uh, you get to soar Pit money. I think that's how it works. I deserve this. Now I'm going to make, um, epic thing gonna make epic Diamond sword and then I'm going to kill me. Oh, no, He's crazy. What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? Oh, I killed Felix. So I guess I put diamond and sore pit Swore pit. You know I don't deserve this. Boy, I still have a sword. Sword swore maybe swore. Question Mark. So many epics. Wars. The game's top of sorry. Oh, he rang the bell of Serena. I I declare bankruptcy. Oh, so close. Oh, so sad, Boomer. Don't you ever ever call me Boomer. I am Zoomer Now. I have epic arrow. I shake at you. I defect your arrow back. Oh, matrix! Dodge! That was pretty cool. What's this? Got a g o T o. Nobel apps are ready. Uh, sorry. I used Magic Jutsu to knock you down. He didn't ring a bell in tight and understandable I did not bring you. Okay. Should we head out somewhere? Sure. Since you have so much armor, I was just gonna say, Can I have ever Yeah. Okay, fine. Those are mine s O. Hey, guys, Welcome back to Mycroft today. We're gonna build an iron firm for unlimited iron. Which gonna need a six Villagers. One zombie on DDE. That is actually what you know. You're going one we should build. I want to know what it just takes. Wait. How do you get the Villagers up to the thing you do in my car? It's a B J P. You see that? Like the jumpy jumpy or gave my horse Name is hope. Be snow be. It's more. I'm sorry. I have to send him down This work it now. Don't versus Kiss Way Have to plan our Minecraft wedding. I said that I would marry you if I ever played Minecraft Mycroft together. Oh, I know where we can get married Stuff out. I makes a mistake. It's kind of a sick beat war. I don't know anymore. What? What's happening? Bush Bush It attack you. Look, Look where we going? This'll be the way I think, cowboy? Are you using losing your Swedish accent? Now, since you went to the home of the neon know it, It's magnifying money where your mind goes right next to you. No, it isn't. It's gone. Yeah. I don't see what I can. I Can I get on your horse? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. What is happening? My floating. Oh, my God! Yes. Steal him. I want to see you right with him. Oh, the gold makes him faster. Know what you're You're sitting in the water for me. Oh, I'm all the way. Open the top of this, okay? We'll leave him and enter again. Over here, gamer. Okay, And enter it again. So I just stay in the same. Yes. Yeah. Oh, my God. Now over here gave me. Oh, you're vibrating like a vibrator. Your vibrator, brother. Okay, this is perfect for our wedding because initially I wanted an alpaca in our wedding. Marzia mean the fake wedding? Oh, yeah. It was just a wedding for the public was public. It wasn't really independent. You can have alpacas as your wedding person thing. They get a little bow tie and they That's cute. It's awesome. You should have had penguins. I was promised penguins. Yeah, I know. While PR wouldn't allow it, Probably in the water or something. Like, I don't understand what the issue is. Penguins don't water. All they need is fish a happy dance. I mean, you said it. I wasn't going to say it, but you said it like him or hate him. He's spitting fact. No. Oh, my God. This is like the scene at the end of never ending story. Oh, no. Yes. Oh, my God. I was shocked when I saw that for the second time. He gets over his horse dying a horrible death pretty easily. I gotta say rocker is better, although he's terrified me as a kid. Yes, we're going. We're going 500 blocks this way. It's not that far. I feel like we should be there already. Trees? Yeah, because we're so epic. Your horse might have broken ankles by the time it gets here. That's fine. Yours too. Okay, eyes, it's violence. Tw Yeah, that would be happy. Thomas will be like every gamer. Ah, we should make Thantos in Minecraft with the giant gauntlet. I think there's a mount for that I wonder if that works in multi player. If both has the pack. Okay. Are you ready? Zach, You ready? I'm so ready. I've been ready for 10 minutes. Yeah, Do it. Do it, Cavor, become God! That doesn't work. Yeah, Okay. And now And now for the moment, Dammit! What? You did it. I wasn't even looking. Damn it! Oh! Whoa! Who? How did you How did you do it? Oh, say bye bye to your favorite cow, Jack. No, Bessie makes scary sounds. Where? Oh, no, I'm like a living vine compilation. Oh, just turn it tonight. Type. I don't like this power that you have. My kids I found was you, Jack. I don't know. I'm really wait. I confound us. You watch. Hey, stop! Should make two of them. I put them in both hands. Yeah, Great Jack Creeper. Oh, man. More like fly by, man. It isn't work. Oh, 70 The way I got it, I got it. What? He found us. It worked. You died. Now the glove is my No, no! Oh! I went back home. Give me the gun play. I'll show you one thing. What did this? It's the worst thing I've ever seen. This is so disappointing. We share the gauntlet following me. Does it only do one specific purpose? Yeah. Peritus. Hey! Stop! Way, literally. Have a stop, Gunther. Now! Stop! Oh, my God. He's kind of sexy. We should bring him back. Oh, God, I'm about to be a tank. Oh, God. Stop! Stop A flash mall here. You know, fun isn't something one considers and balancing out the this. Okay, Who wants to get a fat listening when we got to so many people ready for Thantos? Over here. You ready? You ready to witness my power? You're fighting each other stuff. It doesn't work. You gotta aim at their heads. Oh, I see. Stop killing each other! Everyone knows this is standards. Goal of the line. His true purpose turned everyone into himself. Wait, No, don't do it on me! It's my goblet running away. I'm taking my ball and going home. Wait! Can I do it to a spider? Yeah, that's a good question for your country ass. That's why you can just stand us creepers. What? I'm gonna do it. Whoa! Such a powerful sound for just turning people into my nose breath. Oh, my God, they win! And that's a wrap. This is how we'll beat the end of Dragon. That's okay. At least we turned everyone into Tha knows. But there's other things we can do. Follow me. Yeah. Where do we go? Oh, my God. 10 out of 10. This'll just put a smile on my face. We'll run. Run! Oh, they don't attack you. Oh, because there's thinnest. Yes, Mixed Another stupid stupid half face by I'm doing it. It's working! Get him! Hey, you with it. Okay, let's stand is valuable. Oh, nice games to delayed, but there's another gas behind us. Oh, with banas did a Yeah, reality could be Whatever I wanted t that But it's also disappointed My game's too Laghi. I can't time it. You can't come on. Realities often disappointing. There's another thing here. What were you doing? Me? Yeah, Nothing. Oh, I was trying to build up because we need endure a Iot vendors, right? I was gonna make a portal to the desert. See? Don't go through it. I wonder if we find it. Don't go through it. Yeah, you can't tell me to do I'm fine by gamers. Go to an epic place. Enjoy. This isn't a desperate. Exactly. Those Like I told you, I think the complete opposite of desert. It's all water. Yes, it worked. So you get one of these, which is a lucky block. But I will. I don't know. Can I know? Put it on this. Oh, open it. Oh, uh, Then it's him. Did glowing creeper and everything. It's a charge, creeper. It blows up more. Kill it. I'm afraid you're not. Oh, why am I back here again? How are you got one? Okay, Okay. Sometimes they give you good stuff. Wait. Then it's him. Dennis, I don't have my God, I got you. Okay, put it down. But there we go. Okay. You can open them, though. You just smashing. Open it. Special. Oh, no. God! Oh, I need some. Oh, are going Stay forever Way. Need milk? Just drink milk for me. Get there, I think. Here. Drink. He said there was more. There was more good ones and bad ones. Okay. Okay. Great. Oh, no, That's not good. This city this time I got a good feeling about I got a good feeling about this. You go, I go first. Oh, you got the knock back sick. Use it on the spider. OK, it was funny. That's enough. Back stick A full stop. Big gun thug. Oh, I e want another face. They breathe. Jesus! I don't know. Hit me here. Stop! No, My head was a big please giving a tennis ball here. No way. Connects, please. Okay, okay. Bravery. Post player strength. Resistance of regeneration. No. Why have we never done this? And why we tried to take the game seriously old. Okay. You okay? Jump. Okay. Strength. Maybe that makes you Flavin Maur. Oh, wait! I'll stand up here 50 Oh my God! You still visit me in the direction? I want to see how far it can go. I keep hitting things and stop it! Okay, It's Sunday. Don't crash. Okay. Where the whole baby holding waiter? Uh, no. I lost all my inventory. Oh, who? Magic defender! It's hitting me! Oh, whoa! This block! Spawn beak! Oh, okay. Wait! Not back! Sick, not six! Wait! If I hit the air and golden, don't you dare! What the hell is going on? What is that? What is that? That's beautiful! Look, the creeper next to it. Oh, my God, It's so beautiful. Tornado of slide. It's a slime tornado! Glorious NATO. We come in blessings. Wait, I need something. Member member furious. Destroying it was killing a piece, destroying slime of happy his friend. No, Scott, Kill him. Oh, that's not back. Six is working. No, I don't have it anymore. I lost it. The captain was it? I can't find them either. O, go o go! Okay. Lucky black. Lucky back. This is how you play it now. Oh, God, Yeah! Wow! I like you. I summoned Rain. Thunder. That's so awesome and epic. I like looking Uh really? Here you go, Jackie. The complete play tennis with him. You ever she played tennis with it? Okay, man. Okay. Here. Here's a sir. Okay. Wait. I served back Minecraft tennis. 00 man, this thing is wild. It's so big. Oh, our standards, people. What do we do? Tow world, Jack, It went from taking you to seriously to not Yeah, they're not my city's Jeff A racing horse. Jeff Laffita, Chef left you in the ground trying to get out. Well, Jeff was super fat. Jeff! My God! What Brig? Yeah, you you Because he goes into juice here. You wanna try? Jeff? Are you stuck? What? Wait, wait. What do you want? You go past dolphins in boat, they be like, Let me hit Jeff while you're running, I get stuck in Slim's Oh, creeper. Oh, man, I can't rest. There's monsters in your beds on time next to Bill. Every time I sleep, I dream of you. My dream. Wow! Good night, Boomer. Good night. Zoom again. Okay, here we go. My serves the way. Okay, sir. Okay. Oh, so easily, Jack, Honey. D'oh! Okay. Come this way. 000! Gamer Oh! Oh, he's gonna get it This is so dumps. This is great. No, no, Love what I love. Oh, God, What happened? I don't know. The end of this episode is very, very different. I was about, uh okay. The court has to stay. Oh! Oh, come on. Oh! Oh, no! Oh, no! Not in the hole. Oh, go in the hole. Go The whole I go Bald ejaculate. Oh! Oh, no, no, no, no! Go, go, go That Hey, you're on my side of the court. Rules out. No! Come, come. The surviving So long. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe he's, like, down for it. He's like, I want to play. Well, he looks like a tennis ball. Yeah. Come a little Come, come a little. You might be bi bi The defense actually keeps him in. Oh, uh, this time Oh, 16 team. What you got? What you got, people? All man. Oh, man. Oh, what? Hit him. 15. 30. Oh, God, I'm losing quite a bit of space. No 00 no 000! Oh! That one. Yeah. Get him a man. He blew you out of the court. He says that was an epic volley by beauty pie Coburn. Jesus! Okay, they're all like that. Jesus Christ. One made it duty. Creepers, man, Wait, So Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus! Okay, come on, Come on. Come on, sugar, baby, No! How did you die? Because of a big well gamer. Sorry for ruining mine crap, But it was a thing. This is the greatest thing we've ever done. Okay, guys, next up is that we're gonna make an infinite Iran farm. Thank you, guy. Thanks. Thanks. I'm sort of making cobblestone. Hey, good night. A thing. What? You haven't tried to per simulated city after 50 million Astros. I can't do it. My down just now it's still relevant.
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