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  • I am so happy to be back on the air.

  • I'm going to be talking to my very first guest of the very

  • first show, Chrissy Teigen, with her handsome husband.

  • Is he still Sexiest Man Alive, John Legend?

  • He has always been.

  • I mean, it didn't take a magazine for me to notice that.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • What's going on?

  • How are you two holding up?

  • I mean, this is honestly unreal.

  • Wait.

  • Is that-- [LAUGHS]

  • Who is that in the background?

  • That's Andy.

  • Is that Average Andy in the background?

  • Andy's outside.

  • Yeah.

  • No.

  • That makes sense.

  • Yeah.

  • He's more worried.

  • [LAUGHS] This is so crazy.

  • I mean, obviously, this is just like the most unreal situation

  • ever.

  • But, of course, we're holding up fine.

  • And it's just been an unreal surreal experience

  • for our family and everybody out there.

  • Yeah.

  • It's pretty crazy.

  • Who's dealing with it the best, and who's

  • dealing with it the worst?

  • Chrissy, you told me early on this was a dream for you.

  • This is the life you were meant to live, to just stay inside.

  • John, it feels like, to me, you would want to be out busy.

  • Yes.

  • John would love to be busier.

  • He's still scheduling himself for so many different things.

  • Everything's on Zoom, but I'm still staying kind of busy.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • But it's weird how much more energy I have now.

  • I feel like a real housewife, now.

  • Because I spent three hours on my makeup.

  • And then I did nothing to my hair.

  • But now, I'm pretending that it's just casual--

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • --which is insane.

  • But I worked so hard for you today, by the way.

  • I haven't done my own makeup for such a long time.

  • And it was so gratifying to me.

  • But I think all you can kind of do in this kind of situation

  • right now, with everything that's happening,

  • is try to make other people happy, try to enjoy yourself.

  • I mean, I have, for some reason, more energy than ever

  • for my kids and our family.

  • We have to.

  • Because you have no choice.

  • They're home.

  • You're stuck.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Everyone's learning how to just deal with being together.

  • And it's going to get a little crazy in about a month.

  • I think we're all going to really try

  • to figure out what we can do to entertain ourselves.

  • But thank you all both for being here with me.

  • So, Chrissy--

  • Of course.

  • --I just want to know.

  • It seems like you have a lot of robes.

  • And it seems like--

  • I have so many.

  • --that's all we see.

  • I've always had a lot of robes, though.

  • And they come from like all over.

  • Sometimes I'm sent them randomly.

  • Sometimes I just find some in like vintage shops,

  • or Goodwill, or, I mean, anything.

  • They are truly from all over the place.

  • And I've just always lived in robes.

  • So now, to pretend that this is just like me casual

  • is amazing to put on this much makeup.

  • But at this point, John is just so thrilled.

  • We are, obviously, making the best of it.

  • Yeah.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • All right.

  • It sounds like you're going to have more children

  • by the end of this quarantine.

  • I know.

  • They say there's going to be corona babies.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, I'm sure.

  • I'm sure.

  • John, now, are you getting dressed every day?

  • Do you kind of just stay in pajamas?

  • Did you dress up for this?

  • This is me dressed up.

  • I have jeans on and no shoes.

  • We're relaxing over here.

  • We're relaxed.

  • But wait a minute.

  • I thought you were cooking more.

  • You've got lettuce.

  • Didn't you get lettuce?

  • I did get lettuce from Chris.

  • I reached out for romaine, which my kids won't eat

  • a salad unless it's romaine.

  • They won't do the mixed greens, mixed anything.

  • They won't do anything else.

  • And it was really hard to find.

  • So I just reached out.

  • And then this guy, Chris, who ended up being--

  • Chris [INAUDIBLE].

  • I had no idea.

  • He is a YouTuber and so hysterical.

  • And him and his boyfriend met us at this church on Coldwater

  • and were just so hysterical.

  • And now, I follow them both.

  • And they're just so funny.

  • And so I'm just happy to make other people happy.

  • And it was such a fun thing.

  • And our kids were so happy after.

  • Because, truly, I couldn't find it anywhere.

  • Yeah.

  • I love being able to entertain the masses

  • or at least take their mind off of everything that's happening.

  • Yeah.

  • I think Andy and I were talking yesterday.

  • And we officially decided that it was definitely

  • getting to us a little bit.

  • We became like more emotional about a little boy.

  • It became very real.

  • Andy, what are you saying?

  • Sorry.

  • Can you hear me?

  • Is my microphone working?

  • Yes.

  • Andy, suddenly, he's in the yard.

  • What do you want, Andy?

  • He's smart.

  • Nothing.

  • I just-- the microphone's working.

  • It wasn't before.

  • OK.

  • OK, good.

  • But when I'm in the middle of a conversation with Chrissy

  • and John.

  • OK.

  • Say hi.

  • OK.

  • It's going well.

  • No.

  • It was kind of weird.

  • It happened really fast.

  • Kalen, we were talking about it, too.

  • It's fun to be able to be light-hearted, and make

  • jokes, and try to make people happy, and laugh about it.

  • But then it really hits you.

  • And you go through these ups and downs.

  • What we're going through right now is unprecedented,

  • and it's unreal.

  • Yeah.

  • You have your children.

  • Go ahead, John.

  • I was going to say, everybody's trying to figure out

  • how to get through this.

  • A lot of folks are out of work right now.

  • A lot of folks are struggling and trying

  • to figure out just how to take care of their family.

  • And then we all have older relatives

  • that we're all worried about.

  • Because it hits them a little harder.

  • And so we all have to stay in touch with them.

  • So I think the key for all of us is to love each other,

  • and take care of each other, and stay in touch with each other.

  • So that even though we can't see each other in person,

  • we can all virtually see each other, talk to each other,

  • and make each other feel like we have somebody we can--

  • Yeah.

  • --hold onto.

  • And, I mean, you say it best.

  • It's, be kind to one another.

  • So if we can emerge through all of this just having

  • this new-found love and respect for our fellow human,

  • that would be such a beautiful, wonderful thing.

  • Because I know that when we're able to be

  • in contact with people again, I'm going to be so emotional.

  • And it's going to be such a beautiful thing

  • to be able to touch people's hands

  • when I laugh at what they're saying, or touch their faces,

  • or give my dad a hug.

  • It's going to be a beautiful experience.

  • So if we can at least come out of this and change a bit,

  • I think that would be a really wonderful thing.

  • Yeah.

  • Well, we've got to find a silver lining in this.

  • We've got to find the good.

  • And I'm sure we will.

  • [AUDIO OUT]

  • You're bathing the dog less often.

  • Because that was entirely too much.

  • All right.

  • So we are back with Chrissie and John.

  • What is happening with the puppy dog?

  • Let me go get Petey.

  • Ellen, I love you so much.

  • This dog has been a wild ride.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • You're welcome.

  • Yeah.

  • Thank you so much.

  • Obviously, poodles are supposed to be

  • the smartest, most intelligent.

  • They're incredibly beautiful.

  • I think we got maybe the one [LAUGHS] that's a little off.

  • John's going to bring [INAUDIBLE]..

  • Maybe it's the owners.

  • Maybe you can't blame it on the dog.

  • It could be.

  • I know.

  • You keep telling me I'm over-bathing it.

  • I had no idea you could over-bathe a dog.

  • It's going to stop producing its own oils.

  • You can't bathe a dog once a week.

  • That's a groomer taking advantage of you.

  • That's just wrong.

  • The only [INAUDIBLE] we have is the thing from the--

  • Watch the chicken.

  • Oh, my, oh, he's going to eat the chicken.

  • Hold on.

  • Oh, [INAUDIBLE].

  • OK.

  • Look at this beast.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • He's so big now.

  • Oh, come on.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • This one is [INAUDIBLE].

  • Ellen, what did you do?

  • It's the cutest thing in the world.

  • What's wrong with that dog?

  • Tell me what's wrong with that.

  • Honestly, he's so beautiful and so sweet.

  • But he's not the brightest.

  • He's bright, but he's ruthless.

  • He eats everything [INAUDIBLE].

  • He's the only dog that doesn't like water.

  • And we have a three-legged dog that

  • can swim better than Petey.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • Well, what do you mean?

  • Are you trying to put it in the pool?

  • Yeah, and in the ocean.

  • And we're right here.

  • But, yeah, he gets super scared.

  • So we don't want to force it on him.

  • And honestly, he's like a beautiful, sweet dog,

  • especially to Miles.

  • And Miles can be really rough.

  • He's a little baby.

  • But he's so patient and so sweet with him.

  • Yeah, thanks a lot.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • You're welcome.

  • Listen, we'll talk about that again off the air.

  • So I'm glad that he's not getting bathed as often.

  • Testing, testing, 1, 2.

  • But also, everything's closed now,

  • so that saved him, definitely.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • It's so funny when he first comes out of the tub.

  • His hair is so straight.

  • And then when he goes in the pool, and he comes out,

  • he's just a skeleton.

  • He's just all bones and hair.

  • He's just all bones and hair.

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • Can you hear me?

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • [INTERPOSING VOICES]

  • He has so much energy.

  • He's really a light.

  • He's so sweet.

  • Testing, 1, 2.

  • Andy.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • Oh, my God.

  • He's just walking around eating pizza--

  • [LAUGHS]

  • --testing.

  • Does he not know we're filming at all?

  • And I can't get his attention.

  • I don't know what he's doing.

  • Now, I think he's urinating, all right, by a tree.

  • I want some of that wine.

  • Rosé.

  • It's my LVE rosé.

  • Oh, shut up about it.

  • I'm advertising my rosé for free on Ellen.

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • This is why he tried to get [INAUDIBLE]..

  • All right.

  • Send some of that stuff.

  • Oh, the cheese dried up.

  • I'll drink it.

  • All right.

  • So we just saw a clip.

  • I didn't see it.

  • But we just showed a clip from your show "Chrissy's Court."

  • Oh, my gosh.

  • Congratulations on that.

  • Thank you.

  • I can't imagine anybody being better.

  • You're a judge?

  • I am a judge.

  • My mom-- actually, mom's here.

  • Come say hi, [INAUDIBLE].

  • She's the bailiff.

  • And she has one line.

  • Hi.

  • And she got it right.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • That's great.

  • My mom is always in an apron.

  • She's always cooking.

  • I still can't say it.

  • Yeah.

  • OK.

  • Try to say it now.

  • All rise.

  • All rise.

  • For the--

  • For the honorable Judge Chrissy!

  • For the honorable Judge Chrissy.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Yay!

  • But, no, it was so much fun.

  • And I just hope that--

  • it's so weird how it was able to transition

  • into such a short episode because of how amazing

  • the whole thing was.

  • But they really did it so well, where

  • it's just very entertaining for, what, eight, nine minutes.

  • Yeah.

  • I'm excited.

  • I can't wait.

  • Now, where are people going to be able to see this?

  • On Quibi.

  • Yeah.

  • I took pictures in front of the billboards the other day.

  • It was the saddest thing on the planet, because nobody--

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • They spent all of this money getting three billboards--

  • I saw that.

  • --on the corner.

  • Very prominently placed in high-traffic areas,

  • where no one's driving.

  • Where nobody is.

  • Oh, well.

  • Yeah.

  • We saw it.

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • There are so many good shows on Quibi.

  • But I will say I think we are one of the highlights.

  • It's so fun.

  • And I really rarely have such a good time on set,

  • and it translates, I think.

  • Usually, it can be work.

  • But this was just my calling.

  • So I was happy.

  • It is your calling.

  • And, John, you make a cameo on the show.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • I'm a music expert witness to judge the merits of someone's

  • recording career.

  • Oh, my gosh, it's so good.

  • And to taste their soul food.

  • The episode he's on is kind of like a weird episode of "Bar

  • Rescue" slash--

  • like the guy on it is just so earnest and so sweet.

  • He raps and cooks soul food.

  • It's very confusing.

  • I mean, yeah, there's a lot going on all of the time.

  • But it was so fun to do.

  • I'm excited.

  • And people have no excuse.

  • There's nothing else to do except to watch Quibi.

  • And it's free--

  • Thank you, guys.

  • --for the first few months, too.

  • Quibi's free for the first two months.

  • It's free.

  • Hopefully, they love it.

  • Who doesn't like free?

  • I like free wine, if you want to send me some free wine.

  • I will.

  • You've sent us so many dog beds and Ellen boxes.

  • Yes.

  • We are going to send you wine.

  • All right.

  • Well, listen, I got to go find Andy.

  • He's wandering around somewhere testing his mic.

  • I love you guys.

  • "Chrissy's Court" is available--

  • Love you, too.

  • --on Quibi right now for free.

  • And the wine is called-- what is it called, John?

  • Oh, my gosh.

  • Ellen, no!

  • LVE.

  • LVE.

  • Shut up.

  • He always--

  • LVE.

  • --ruins my stuff.

  • All right.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • Gosh.

  • I love you guys.

  • Wait.

  • Are you interviewing--

  • Bye.

  • --someone else today?

  • What's going on?

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • We're interviewing many people.

  • I don't like it when you talk to other people.

  • It makes me jealous.

I am so happy to be back on the air.

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