PASSOVER AND RAMADAN ALSO ON THE APRIL CALENDAR.

>> CHURCHES AND OTHER HOUSES OF WORSHIP ARE STREAMING SERVICES,

BUT NOT EVERYONE IS COMPLYING.

>> THE CHURCHES WHERE THE FAITHFUL ARE STILL GATHERING SAY

THIS IS ABOUT RELIGIOUS FREEDOM AND THAT GOVERNMENT AUTHORITIES

DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO DEMAND THEY CLOSE THEIR DOORS.

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( DRAMATIC MUSIC ) >> (AS GOD) MOSES, MOSES...

I AM HERE.

GOOD.

I KNOW I ALREADY GAVE YOU THE TEN COMMANDMENTS, BUT THAT'S ONE

MORE THING -- IN THE FUTURE, THERE WILL BE A WORLDWIDE

PANDEMIC.

>> LORD -- IS RIGHT.

SUPER SCARY.

TELL THE FAITHFUL THEY SHOULD PRAY TO ME FROM HOME.

>> WHAT WORDS CAN I SPEAK THAT THEY WILL HEED?

>> UM, TRY "FLATTEN THE CURVE" OR "DON'T BE A JERK."

ALSO, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO ASK WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO DO ALL

DAY WHILE THEY'RE QUARANTINED.

>> HOW SHALL I ANSWER THEM?

TELL THEM THEY JUST ANNOUNCED A NEW EPISODE OF "TIGER KING."

ALSO, WORRY NOT, I WILL SEND DOWN A SAVIOR.

>> THEY WILL ASK WHAT IS HIS NAME?

>> HIS NAME IS JARED KUSHNER.

( SILENCE ) GOTCHA!

OH, MOSES, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACE!

THOU SHALT NOT BE A SUCKER!

>> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW" WITH WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!