I GOT A GOOD ONE.

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GUY'S OUT FISHING. THEY'RE DOIN' THE CRAB THING.

YOU KNOW, IT'S DANGEROUS.

YOU GET YOUR -- YOU CAN GET YOUR FINGERS

CAUGHT BETWEEN THE POTS,

SO IMAGINE A 600-, 700-POUND POT BEING PULLED UP,

ALL THE STRAIN,

AND YOU GET YOUR FINGER IN THE BLOCK.

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?

IT'S GONNA CHOP IT OFF... [ MAN SCREAMS ]

...LIKE THAT, AND IT'S GONNA GO FLYING ACROSS THE DECK,

AND NOW YOU'RE SITTING THERE, "OH, MY FINGER, MY FINGER,"

SCREAMING AND YELLING, "WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT DO WE DO?"

THEY'RE NOT THAT FAR FROM TOWN.

NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THEY GET THE FINGER.

THEY PUT THE FINGER IN THE FRIDGE ON ICE.

THEY KEEP IT NICE AND CHILLED SO THEY THINK

THAT THEY CAN ATTACH THIS FINGER BACK ON THIS GUY'S HAND.

[ DING! ] NEXT THING YOU KNOW,

THEY'RE TRYING TO GET THE GUY OFF THE BOAT.

HE'S GOT THIS BLOODY HAND,

AND HE'S TRYING TO GET UP THE LADDER,

AND HE'S ALL SCREAMING IN PAIN.

NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THEY GOT THE BUCKET WITH THE ICE

WITH THE FINGER ON TOP OF THE ICE,

AND THEY VERY CAREFULLY PUT THIS JAR UP ON THE DOCK,

AND ALL THESE SEAGULLS START CIRCLING ABOVE THERE.

WELL, ONE OF THEM SEES

THE FINGER IN THE BOWL IN THE ICE,

AND HE SWOOPS DOWN, GRABS THE FINGER, FLIES OUT,

AND THE GUY'S STANDING THERE, "MY FINGER! MY FINGER!"

WHAT'S HE GONNA DO?

IT'S GONE. IT'S NOW BIRD FOOD.

SO, MORAL OF THE STORY, IF YOU LOSE YOUR FINGER,

PUT A LID ON THE BOX.