Placeholder Image

Subtitles section Play video

  • Alan.

  • Oh, hello.

  • Ah, Mr Cardo.

  • What's going on, Jack?

  • Yeah, Jack, I'm your taxi driver today.

  • That's your look at the girl.

  • Oh, she's a beauty.

  • All right.

  • Thank you.

  • Evening with Dole for me.

  • Very cute.

  • Very c.

  • Right.

  • First things first.

  • Hot Rod.

  • What a beast!

  • What's the Kui?

  • Dan?

  • Danny, Whatever.

  • I mean, I just Daniel it works, but I carried that ticket also.

  • Okay, now I know, but you moved to Renno.

  • You've explained it Loads and loads of time.

  • Born already on trial.

  • I'm bored already of that story.

  • So we're gonna start a new story.

  • Your company car situation.

  • You've basically traded in a Valkyrie for well again.

  • Or Leo or something like that.

  • Um, did you manage to get your name down for about?

  • I do the old employees?

  • I did.

  • I did.

  • I know you unveil with the car, but yeah, I wonder whether he will be able to resist it.

  • Yeah, I know.

  • I made sure I did all that before I ever sign the other contract.

  • They're actually saying the Valkyrie, you know, with the track pack or the m R pro version at least might even be faster than an F one car around the track.

  • Oh, yeah, Within within the same second or few 10th of something we don't know yet.

  • Yeah, I believe it.

  • Because also, I mean, tires like you put the right set of tires of any car and you're gaining gaining seconds.

  • Yeah.

  • What?

  • What kind of other stuff?

  • You.

  • And you must have a, um, colorful history.

  • I wanted to show my age a little bit more.

  • Now I'm turning 30 this year.

  • Uh, yeah.

  • I did buy an old old car in the last year, and that was my first.

  • And that was a classic way tonight.

  • Tell them what you know.

  • It's a, uh 275 Yeah.

  • GTs.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Yeah, it starts with F.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • I'm pretty sure that's on.

  • That's especially that seriously special.

  • I think it is.

  • But I'm also have chilled on the road like I love I love trucks as well, like big industry that we call the mutes.

  • But in America, they call them trucks creates.

  • Yeah, So I also just like having like, driving stuff.

  • It's different.

  • I think if I drove Fosca every day, then I don't know probably know a lot more speeding tickets.

  • Good point.

  • Yeah.

  • And you come win races if you're imprisoned.

  • True.

  • Now, we couldn't have a road trip without some road snacks, so I've prepared a little something for you.

  • Here I am, a snacker.

  • I snuck a little something for you to nibble on or some because we're in the middle of the English countryside here.

  • Could be nothing is open.

  • So this is how you feel.

  • Oh, where did you get this?

  • A lot.

  • I can't reveal my sources.

  • But why don't you take us through what you got there?

  • Because I've never seen half of this stuff, but supposedly is quite special.

  • I mean, whoever organized this, I know you're gonna take the credit, But whoever organized this wow, they could be the one This this one got me Cherry, right?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • That's the one I've never heard.

  • I've never seen so good, so good.

  • So, by the way, these do belong to you now.

  • So feel free to munch.

  • Probably.

  • I'm probably gonna It it's still morning, but I'm probably gonna go for it.

  • So it's basically chocolate.

  • Yeah, with, like, dried coconut and, like, kind of cherry through it.

  • It sounds weird, but it's delicious.

  • What else do we have all the I mean, these.

  • I feel the whole world knows these to get Tim Tams.

  • They become a bit Yes, I I think they're overrated.

  • Actually, Tim Terms, I think we've got a big court.

  • Lot better biscuits, but alienated base like that.

  • Good.

  • But if you like this, then there's even but sometimes a good But I kind of like the other flavors.

  • The originals a bit.

  • Just kind of standard venture way better than Mama.

  • Yeah, absolutely.

  • So I didn't think this through, because how are you supposed to read that?

  • You just squeeze anymore.

  • It's just Ray in yet.

  • Caramelo Koala.

  • Just a little.

  • And let a proper little snack size.

  • Yeah, that is good.

  • So long meals.

  • Just a little cat.

  • So it's basically daring milk chocolate with caramel in the side in the middle.

  • So, uh, and I think in this case, the koala the it's the belly, which is filled with caramel.

  • So beautiful.

  • So here we got you got you got have some water, you know, because I don't want you to get dehydrated.

  • You're sure?

  • Finally changed enforcement.

  • But hang on, you got something to drink out.

  • All right, so a little fun.

  • Fact oil.

  • It cannot be called a shui if it's not with an alcoholic beverage.

  • So if I pull water in this town, drink out of it.

  • It's What if I told you that was Jin?

  • Uh, I would say on Shawn to keep the magic alive.

  • One of the best ones I believe that ever happened was with Jared Butler.

  • Yeah.

  • Austin.

  • Auntie doesn't drink alcohol, so I actually did it with a Red Bull.

  • Yeah, and that was that was pronounced to shui.

  • So look, way may have been the rules.

  • A little.

  • You've already broken the rules.

  • Say that's true.

  • This is the moment when I'm going to say to you, You fancy having a drive?

  • Really?

  • Yeah.

  • A lot.

  • Been a passenger.

  • Really?

  • Yeah.

  • You drive for living your exact supposed to go?

  • Exactly.

  • Go on, have a guy you're never gonna get.

  • You might never get the opportunity.

  • Driver.

  • Clear every six.

  • Honestly, it's the silliest car.

  • You'll ever you'll ever have a girl.

  • It's a real interesting.

  • I would rather just eight put some music on your back.

  • sorry to put you out, Lance.

  • Right?

  • Bad do it.

  • It is six speed manual gearbox.

  • Three pedals.

  • That's it.

  • Loads.

  • There's no 20 bits on the set of wheels.

  • You're gonna love it.

  • All right.

  • All right.

  • Let's do this.

  • Good times.

  • Don't laugh, All right?

  • Just checking.

  • You do know how to drive a manual, right?

  • Yeah.

  • Thats funny thing.

  • I enjoy it, But funny story.

  • I think it was talked about last year.

  • I'm not sure Maximus.

  • Tappan knows how to drive.

  • Is he all have a driving licence.

  • Well, I think I think he was born after clutches and all that was around.

  • So I obviously want to say, if he was in this car right now, I'm sure he would be staying afloat.

  • But anyway, anyway, what do you think?

  • Um hell of a vehicle.

  • It's actually nice.

  • I'll I come.

  • I just think as well, like having the manual and all that kinda keeps you keep Seymour lot because you kind of hope yet it's kind of you concentrate more.

  • Have you had the stories about this car?

  • Tell me.

  • Famous for being a bit tricky.

  • Like bitey like so Sure.

  • Wheelbase, Big, heavy engine behind you.

  • It likes to rotate.

  • OK, eso the phase one.

  • This is the face to car, bit more power.

  • They treat the chassis to make it better, But the 1st 1 especially would just spit you off corners.

  • Really?

  • But if you go in there and you just rotate through that hedge, okay.

  • Wow.

  • Actually, I got spout for tracking, like, 100 miles an hour in one of these.

  • Obviously, I don't have much talent, but it was the car's fault.

  • My fault?

  • No, absolutely.

  • I know how that looks.

  • Never the driver's fault.

  • Something wrong.

  • Um, but I think, you know, 50% sure you're insured on this thing.

  • So this is it Sounds all right.

  • That's good.

  • So you go in there alive?

  • How much power do you think?

  • You have a guess?

  • In this.

  • Oh, I'm gonna be so wrong here.

  • Um uh, 180 0 you do it a disservice.

  • No.

  • 255.

  • So I actually had 255 force about 15 years ago.

  • It's probably God's probably got about 200.

  • Hello.

  • Look at that hill in tow.

  • Yes, unfortunately, they never go pro down there, but I can't confirm that was nicely executed.

  • I've got little games, school, the Australian word game.

  • I need to I need to work on the name of it.

  • I'm gonna teach you like Australian words.

  • Is that what you're gonna do is I'm gonna give you Australian words, and you're gonna tell me what they mean.

  • And maybe after that, you can educate me in some of the finer points of the Australian language.

  • So we'll start off point for each yet, by the way, I'm starting for each.

  • That's not an Australian term.

  • Now.

  • They were not really started.

  • We'll start off easy.

  • Budgie smuggles.

  • Ah, yes, Budgie smugglers.

  • So, um, basically, Well, I'll explain it.

  • Word for bungee pots smuggles smuggling, but they're basically like I call them cock jocks, but yes, swim where Normally swimwear, which is Speedos, Speedos, other other brands of shaped.

  • You shouldn't be worn on the mail, but they do it.

  • But they did, uh, goon.

  • Good game.

  • Like a goon getting goon bag white.

  • You're right line.

  • Yes.

  • Yeah.

  • So doing is, uh, well, basically started with lagoon bag is like the really cheap I think wine that you buy it in like the wind bag thinking, thinking that's going back.

  • So if you're drinking going, you like they're really on a budget?

  • Yeah, you're on a budget, but you're looking Thio.

  • Got one to get pretty mortal.

  • Yes, exactly.

  • You got one of objection.

  • Objective, objective, objective Every day.

  • So you teach me Australia not into English.

  • All right, on Wilson tells us what?

  • Oh, and what it's like out in the country like something's fire away.

  • Yeah, like, where's that party tonight?

  • So it's just on the stick.

  • So at three out of three, I say you've had enough fun.

  • Oh, my, You're driving.

  • You're excused.

  • Yeah, you can have a kind of like, Well, I'll snack.

  • I'm an athlete.

  • Go to keep these calories.

  • How exactly?

  • I don't want your blood sugar.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • What is the I T one?

  • Yeah.

  • Um, Okay, well, I like this.

  • Then.

  • We need to talk about Formula One.

  • Okay.

  • Um, should I chocolate in the morning?

  • But I'm gonna fire some questions.

  • You gotta go.

  • If you had to name your three greatest Formula One drivers of all time with a 1,000,000,000 Why?

  • Um, okay, I'll start with the obvious one center.

  • I admired him for his the way he could differentiate himself on tracking off track.

  • And they like that ruthless killer on track.

  • But be that kind of humble, loved, just gangster that he was.

  • Yeah, yeah, But you know just how he could basically put the helmet on.

  • And it was like, switch on.

  • Yeah, that was pretty cool.

  • He didn't have to be a complete asshole in all aspects of his life.

  • Um, Mari wins.

  • Ready?

  • Okay, Um, juggling F one and the States and all that.

  • That was I don't know, Imagine doing that these days.

  • It would be, I mean, obviously, like, a lungs are kind of dabbled a little bit doing the Indy 500 that, but yeah, that was impressive.

  • And to be successful whilst doing it on then Daniel Ricardo.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Don't sell yourself.

  • Course I'll try and say someone more racing.

  • I'll say Mark Webber because, um well, he was for me, like growing up and seeing his path like he gave me a more realistic hope that it could be done because I was kind of seeing it first time with my own eyes.

  • And it was in Mike on a generation on DDE.

  • And, like once I started getting closer closer that one and that he he was kind of a guy that I couldn't lean on at times.

  • And you pick up the phone and he would give me a few words of mental.

  • Yeah, like it was.

  • It certainly helped me.

  • Especially getting getting my feet going.

  • So, um and yes, so that was There's your top three.

  • If you had a time machine, you could go back, drive, race, any F, one car in any era.

  • Coward, you drugged.

  • I mean, I love watching centers on board in Suzuko.

  • I can't remember what year it waas to be honest about.

  • The McClaren of that year look pretty sick.

  • So, like, I guess probably late eighties would have been cool.

  • Um good.

  • You compare your lap times.

  • T him?

  • Yeah, period.

  • Yeah, the time machine allows.

  • That's fine.

  • That would be cool.

  • All right.

  • Done.

  • I need to work on my heel and toe, right?

  • Yeah.

  • Who's been your biggest rivalry than your fiercest rival vets or Max Hulkenberg or someone else?

  • Sorry.

  • So I just you know, Gary So growing up, growing out, actually, ball, Tess way, right?

  • So we'll look together, Um, in junior formulas and stuff.

  • I didn't go karting in Europe, so I didn't really have any, like, rivalries with anyone that started at 10 years old.

  • But ball test?

  • Yeah.

  • He was a guy that when I first moved to Europe, were in the same championship in what We're competing against each other.

  • So I felt like we kind of came up together, and that's always being a, I guess, a rivalry and itself just cause we've been through it all together.

  • Um, yeah, more, more than more than your teammates.

  • Um Well, uh, I mean, all missing Max.

  • Max, We had good battles, some clashes, Cem, you know, highs and lows and some intense moment.

  • So I guess you, Max, it was certainly a robbery as well.

  • But, um, I consider the more healthy like it.

  • None of them ever got to a point where we were going.

  • Yeah, it's competition is Yeah, it's healthy.

  • Want to be the best?

  • Yeah.

  • Therefore, you come to blows at some point, So go on, then.

  • Give us your assessment of the first few races of the season.

  • Your first races with Brenda.

  • Well, look the first race with Brenner.

  • Um, you know what I had in the script?

  • Yeah.

  • I mean, it's like writing 100 meters, and they smashed the front wing and whatever in Melbourne, and yes, so it obviously didn't stop, you know, like the fairy tale I wanted it to.

  • But it's certainly still on paper.

  • Hasn't been what we wanted, but certainly from myself and my feeling within the team, I think that's that's improved dramatically from rent around one in Melbourne.

  • And I think it start to show, you know, the results of the qualifying.

  • I think my question is starting to show you, right?

  • Yeah.

  • That's your specialist track.

  • Yeah.

  • I love Monaco.

  • I just I think any street circa you.

  • You either.

  • And I guess the way I put it is you stare at the walls with feel you staring small, and I've always just small and I love that, that kind of feeling of getting close.

  • Yeah.

  • You know, like, you kiss the wall and you laugh instead of crime kind of things.

  • Do you realize that makes you sound like a bit of a psychopath?

  • But absolutely.

  • Um, yeah.

  • Can you kind of have to be to be a Formula One driver, right?

  • Yeah, We were a little bit mental.

  • I think we're very well, kind of educated in front of cameras.

  • And that Andi obviously gonna be, you know, just polite good people.

  • But way are all schizo is at the end of the day.

  • Is it tough seeing Max?

  • Max has got a couple of podiums.

  • You see him?

  • And you think I hadn't moved?

  • That would've been me or better not at all on gold.

  • Be straight up with you Right now.

  • It's stuff we've done before.

  • Like that's what you know I was doing and on we as a team that Red Bull we're doing the last five years, It's way we're getting podiums and it's nothing different, you know?

  • It's like if I stayed there on Dhe.

  • That reason for being there is to be world champion.

  • So fourth place between Rebel and you mentioned earlier that you got birthday.

  • Wikipedia tells me you're going to be 30 in July.

  • That would be correct That we correct.

  • How are you feeling about the big 30?

  • Uh um I mean, I don't feel bad, but I don't feel 30 like?

  • Yeah, but look on the positive.

  • I'm gonna try and plan something good.

  • Uh, you only turned 31 so I'll definitely somewhere it sometime in July alone.

  • Let loose a little.

  • Okay?

  • Yeah.

  • I'm old and wise and was old.

  • And my gosh, I can't even speak English.

  • Odin wise and wisdom.

  • All right, we're here.

  • Look, that was made it to end stain.

  • That was emotional.

  • Ah, please.

  • Wow.

  • That was finally have my cherry ripe.

  • Yeah.

  • You took one bite and then had to spit it out.

  • Sorry about it.

  • I had to eat it quick.

  • I want to, like on the chocolate.

  • To melt in my mouth would take me snacks with you.

  • Honestly, Yours?

  • I'm definitely type.

  • Um, thank you so much that we 35 quid, please.

  • I thought it was a handshake.

  • 35 quid.

  • You know what?

  • I reckon the import tax for these would have been so expensive.

  • So there you go.

  • That's my ticket.

  • I've got another customer waiting on the corner.

  • Whatever.

Alan.

Subtitles and vocabulary

Click the word to look it up Click the word to find further inforamtion about it