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Alan.
Oh, hello.
Ah, Mr Cardo.
What's going on, Jack?
Yeah, Jack, I'm your taxi driver today.
That's your look at the girl.
Oh, she's a beauty.
All right.
Thank you.
Evening with Dole for me.
Very cute.
Very c.
Right.
First things first.
Hot Rod.
What a beast!
What's the Kui?
Dan?
Danny, Whatever.
I mean, I just Daniel it works, but I carried that ticket also.
Okay, now I know, but you moved to Renno.
You've explained it Loads and loads of time.
Born already on trial.
I'm bored already of that story.
So we're gonna start a new story.
Your company car situation.
You've basically traded in a Valkyrie for well again.
Or Leo or something like that.
Um, did you manage to get your name down for about?
I do the old employees?
I did.
I did.
I know you unveil with the car, but yeah, I wonder whether he will be able to resist it.
Yeah, I know.
I made sure I did all that before I ever sign the other contract.
They're actually saying the Valkyrie, you know, with the track pack or the m R pro version at least might even be faster than an F one car around the track.
Oh, yeah, Within within the same second or few 10th of something we don't know yet.
Yeah, I believe it.
Because also, I mean, tires like you put the right set of tires of any car and you're gaining gaining seconds.
Yeah.
What?
What kind of other stuff?
You.
And you must have a, um, colorful history.
I wanted to show my age a little bit more.
Now I'm turning 30 this year.
Uh, yeah.
I did buy an old old car in the last year, and that was my first.
And that was a classic way tonight.
Tell them what you know.
It's a, uh 275 Yeah.
GTs.
Oh, yes.
Yeah, it starts with F.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm pretty sure that's on.
That's especially that seriously special.
I think it is.
But I'm also have chilled on the road like I love I love trucks as well, like big industry that we call the mutes.
But in America, they call them trucks creates.
Yeah, So I also just like having like, driving stuff.
It's different.
I think if I drove Fosca every day, then I don't know probably know a lot more speeding tickets.
Good point.
Yeah.
And you come win races if you're imprisoned.
True.
Now, we couldn't have a road trip without some road snacks, so I've prepared a little something for you.
Here I am, a snacker.
I snuck a little something for you to nibble on or some because we're in the middle of the English countryside here.
Could be nothing is open.
So this is how you feel.
Oh, where did you get this?
A lot.
I can't reveal my sources.
But why don't you take us through what you got there?
Because I've never seen half of this stuff, but supposedly is quite special.
I mean, whoever organized this, I know you're gonna take the credit, But whoever organized this wow, they could be the one This this one got me Cherry, right?
Oh, yeah.
That's the one I've never heard.
I've never seen so good, so good.
So, by the way, these do belong to you now.
So feel free to munch.
Probably.
I'm probably gonna It it's still morning, but I'm probably gonna go for it.
So it's basically chocolate.
Yeah, with, like, dried coconut and, like, kind of cherry through it.
It sounds weird, but it's delicious.
What else do we have all the I mean, these.
I feel the whole world knows these to get Tim Tams.
They become a bit Yes, I I think they're overrated.
Actually, Tim Terms, I think we've got a big court.
Lot better biscuits, but alienated base like that.
Good.
But if you like this, then there's even but sometimes a good But I kind of like the other flavors.
The originals a bit.
Just kind of standard venture way better than Mama.
Yeah, absolutely.
So I didn't think this through, because how are you supposed to read that?
You just squeeze anymore.
It's just Ray in yet.
Caramelo Koala.
Just a little.
And let a proper little snack size.
Yeah, that is good.
So long meals.
Just a little cat.
So it's basically daring milk chocolate with caramel in the side in the middle.
So, uh, and I think in this case, the koala the it's the belly, which is filled with caramel.
So beautiful.
So here we got you got you got have some water, you know, because I don't want you to get dehydrated.
You're sure?
Finally changed enforcement.
But hang on, you got something to drink out.
All right, so a little fun.
Fact oil.
It cannot be called a shui if it's not with an alcoholic beverage.
So if I pull water in this town, drink out of it.
It's What if I told you that was Jin?
Uh, I would say on Shawn to keep the magic alive.
One of the best ones I believe that ever happened was with Jared Butler.
Yeah.
Austin.
Auntie doesn't drink alcohol, so I actually did it with a Red Bull.
Yeah, and that was that was pronounced to shui.
So look, way may have been the rules.
A little.
You've already broken the rules.
Say that's true.
This is the moment when I'm going to say to you, You fancy having a drive?
Really?
Yeah.
A lot.
Been a passenger.
Really?
Yeah.
You drive for living your exact supposed to go?
Exactly.
Go on, have a guy you're never gonna get.
You might never get the opportunity.
Driver.
Clear every six.
Honestly, it's the silliest car.
You'll ever you'll ever have a girl.
It's a real interesting.
I would rather just eight put some music on your back.
sorry to put you out, Lance.
Right?
Bad do it.
It is six speed manual gearbox.
Three pedals.
That's it.
Loads.
There's no 20 bits on the set of wheels.
You're gonna love it.
All right.
All right.
Let's do this.
Good times.
Don't laugh, All right?
Just checking.
You do know how to drive a manual, right?
Yeah.
Thats funny thing.
I enjoy it, But funny story.
I think it was talked about last year.
I'm not sure Maximus.
Tappan knows how to drive.
Is he all have a driving licence.
Well, I think I think he was born after clutches and all that was around.
So I obviously want to say, if he was in this car right now, I'm sure he would be staying afloat.
But anyway, anyway, what do you think?
Um hell of a vehicle.
It's actually nice.
I'll I come.
I just think as well, like having the manual and all that kinda keeps you keep Seymour lot because you kind of hope yet it's kind of you concentrate more.
Have you had the stories about this car?
Tell me.
Famous for being a bit tricky.
Like bitey like so Sure.
Wheelbase, Big, heavy engine behind you.
It likes to rotate.
OK, eso the phase one.
This is the face to car, bit more power.
They treat the chassis to make it better, But the 1st 1 especially would just spit you off corners.
Really?
But if you go in there and you just rotate through that hedge, okay.
Wow.
Actually, I got spout for tracking, like, 100 miles an hour in one of these.
Obviously, I don't have much talent, but it was the car's fault.
My fault?
No, absolutely.
I know how that looks.
Never the driver's fault.
Something wrong.
Um, but I think, you know, 50% sure you're insured on this thing.
So this is it Sounds all right.
That's good.
So you go in there alive?
How much power do you think?
You have a guess?
In this.
Oh, I'm gonna be so wrong here.
Um uh, 180 0 you do it a disservice.
No.
255.
So I actually had 255 force about 15 years ago.
It's probably God's probably got about 200.
Hello.
Look at that hill in tow.
Yes, unfortunately, they never go pro down there, but I can't confirm that was nicely executed.
I've got little games, school, the Australian word game.
I need to I need to work on the name of it.
I'm gonna teach you like Australian words.
Is that what you're gonna do is I'm gonna give you Australian words, and you're gonna tell me what they mean.
And maybe after that, you can educate me in some of the finer points of the Australian language.
So we'll start off point for each yet, by the way, I'm starting for each.
That's not an Australian term.
Now.
They were not really started.
We'll start off easy.
Budgie smuggles.
Ah, yes, Budgie smugglers.
So, um, basically, Well, I'll explain it.
Word for bungee pots smuggles smuggling, but they're basically like I call them cock jocks, but yes, swim where Normally swimwear, which is Speedos, Speedos, other other brands of shaped.
You shouldn't be worn on the mail, but they do it.
But they did, uh, goon.
Good game.
Like a goon getting goon bag white.
You're right line.
Yes.
Yeah.
So doing is, uh, well, basically started with lagoon bag is like the really cheap I think wine that you buy it in like the wind bag thinking, thinking that's going back.
So if you're drinking going, you like they're really on a budget?
Yeah, you're on a budget, but you're looking Thio.
Got one to get pretty mortal.
Yes, exactly.
You got one of objection.
Objective, objective, objective Every day.
So you teach me Australia not into English.
All right, on Wilson tells us what?
Oh, and what it's like out in the country like something's fire away.
Yeah, like, where's that party tonight?
So it's just on the stick.
So at three out of three, I say you've had enough fun.
Oh, my, You're driving.
You're excused.
Yeah, you can have a kind of like, Well, I'll snack.
I'm an athlete.
Go to keep these calories.
How exactly?
I don't want your blood sugar.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What is the I T one?
Yeah.
Um, Okay, well, I like this.
Then.
We need to talk about Formula One.
Okay.
Um, should I chocolate in the morning?
But I'm gonna fire some questions.
You gotta go.
If you had to name your three greatest Formula One drivers of all time with a 1,000,000,000 Why?
Um, okay, I'll start with the obvious one center.
I admired him for his the way he could differentiate himself on tracking off track.
And they like that ruthless killer on track.
But be that kind of humble, loved, just gangster that he was.
Yeah, yeah, But you know just how he could basically put the helmet on.
And it was like, switch on.
Yeah, that was pretty cool.
He didn't have to be a complete asshole in all aspects of his life.
Um, Mari wins.
Ready?
Okay, Um, juggling F one and the States and all that.
That was I don't know, Imagine doing that these days.
It would be, I mean, obviously, like, a lungs are kind of dabbled a little bit doing the Indy 500 that, but yeah, that was impressive.
And to be successful whilst doing it on then Daniel Ricardo.
Oh, yes.
Don't sell yourself.
Course I'll try and say someone more racing.
I'll say Mark Webber because, um well, he was for me, like growing up and seeing his path like he gave me a more realistic hope that it could be done because I was kind of seeing it first time with my own eyes.
And it was in Mike on a generation on DDE.
And, like once I started getting closer closer that one and that he he was kind of a guy that I couldn't lean on at times.
And you pick up the phone and he would give me a few words of mental.
Yeah, like it was.
It certainly helped me.
Especially getting getting my feet going.
So, um and yes, so that was There's your top three.
If you had a time machine, you could go back, drive, race, any F, one car in any era.
Coward, you drugged.
I mean, I love watching centers on board in Suzuko.
I can't remember what year it waas to be honest about.
The McClaren of that year look pretty sick.
So, like, I guess probably late eighties would have been cool.
Um good.
You compare your lap times.
T him?
Yeah, period.
Yeah, the time machine allows.
That's fine.
That would be cool.
All right.
Done.
I need to work on my heel and toe, right?
Yeah.
Who's been your biggest rivalry than your fiercest rival vets or Max Hulkenberg or someone else?
Sorry.
So I just you know, Gary So growing up, growing out, actually, ball, Tess way, right?
So we'll look together, Um, in junior formulas and stuff.
I didn't go karting in Europe, so I didn't really have any, like, rivalries with anyone that started at 10 years old.
But ball test?
Yeah.
He was a guy that when I first moved to Europe, were in the same championship in what We're competing against each other.
So I felt like we kind of came up together, and that's always being a, I guess, a rivalry and itself just cause we've been through it all together.
Um, yeah, more, more than more than your teammates.
Um Well, uh, I mean, all missing Max.
Max, We had good battles, some clashes, Cem, you know, highs and lows and some intense moment.
So I guess you, Max, it was certainly a robbery as well.
But, um, I consider the more healthy like it.
None of them ever got to a point where we were going.
Yeah, it's competition is Yeah, it's healthy.
Want to be the best?
Yeah.
Therefore, you come to blows at some point, So go on, then.
Give us your assessment of the first few races of the season.
Your first races with Brenda.
Well, look the first race with Brenner.
Um, you know what I had in the script?
Yeah.
I mean, it's like writing 100 meters, and they smashed the front wing and whatever in Melbourne, and yes, so it obviously didn't stop, you know, like the fairy tale I wanted it to.
But it's certainly still on paper.
Hasn't been what we wanted, but certainly from myself and my feeling within the team, I think that's that's improved dramatically from rent around one in Melbourne.
And I think it start to show, you know, the results of the qualifying.
I think my question is starting to show you, right?
Yeah.
That's your specialist track.
Yeah.
I love Monaco.
I just I think any street circa you.
You either.
And I guess the way I put it is you stare at the walls with feel you staring small, and I've always just small and I love that, that kind of feeling of getting close.
Yeah.
You know, like, you kiss the wall and you laugh instead of crime kind of things.
Do you realize that makes you sound like a bit of a psychopath?
But absolutely.
Um, yeah.
Can you kind of have to be to be a Formula One driver, right?
Yeah, We were a little bit mental.
I think we're very well, kind of educated in front of cameras.
And that Andi obviously gonna be, you know, just polite good people.
But way are all schizo is at the end of the day.
Is it tough seeing Max?
Max has got a couple of podiums.
You see him?
And you think I hadn't moved?
That would've been me or better not at all on gold.
Be straight up with you Right now.
It's stuff we've done before.
Like that's what you know I was doing and on we as a team that Red Bull we're doing the last five years, It's way we're getting podiums and it's nothing different, you know?
It's like if I stayed there on Dhe.
That reason for being there is to be world champion.
So fourth place between Rebel and you mentioned earlier that you got birthday.
Wikipedia tells me you're going to be 30 in July.
That would be correct That we correct.
How are you feeling about the big 30?
Uh um I mean, I don't feel bad, but I don't feel 30 like?
Yeah, but look on the positive.
I'm gonna try and plan something good.
Uh, you only turned 31 so I'll definitely somewhere it sometime in July alone.
Let loose a little.
Okay?
Yeah.
I'm old and wise and was old.
And my gosh, I can't even speak English.
Odin wise and wisdom.
All right, we're here.
Look, that was made it to end stain.
That was emotional.
Ah, please.
Wow.
That was finally have my cherry ripe.
Yeah.
You took one bite and then had to spit it out.
Sorry about it.
I had to eat it quick.
I want to, like on the chocolate.
To melt in my mouth would take me snacks with you.
Honestly, Yours?
I'm definitely type.
Um, thank you so much that we 35 quid, please.
I thought it was a handshake.
35 quid.
You know what?
I reckon the import tax for these would have been so expensive.
So there you go.
That's my ticket.
I've got another customer waiting on the corner.
Whatever.