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  • Morning, everybody.

  • Good morning.

  • Good morning.

  • You are excited and rightly so.

  • We have quite a day ahead of us.

  • I don't think I need to tell you the name of the musical that we will be performing.

  • You are more like Ah boo, Right, Right.

  • Like a right man.

  • It's like I'm the genie and you could run a monkey.

  • I can't shut the whole thing down.

  • I'm not in a 1,000,000 years playing a monkey.

  • Aladdin is in many one monkeys journey.

  • You're both massive boat enthusiasts.

  • What?

  • No, I'm no, I'm not.

  • None of this is true because this'll next big kind of hinges on your love of boats.

  • What should we do, Rob?

  • What should we do?

  • Keep Okay, Theo.

  • Nautical themed game show in late night.

  • It's ship's ahoy, Jason.

  • Your turn for three points.

  • Place your captain Cordon on the bow of the ship.

  • A Where's the bow?

  • Where could it be?

  • What is it?

  • You think that's a joke?

  • Is it funny?

  • Kind of funny areas Wells to announce his father.

  • Your dick, mate.

  • So you know about, don't you?

  • Pathetic.

  • You're pathetic, Joe.

  • Much work went in today's.

  • We could well again it's We got those from Santa Monica Pier.

  • We've gone completely overboard.

  • There is a segment that we do on this show that I hold very, very dear to my heart.

  • So much, though, that despite endless setbacks, I have tirelessly persisted in trying to get it off the ground.

  • As you know, all celebrities have noses, but some noses on celebrated them.

  • If you is, that it's something what's got only my mind up my mike.

  • I fell up kids and work.

  • I feel like he's cutting in and out.

  • You microphone on its way.

  • Way.

  • Crack on with this.

  • Okay, Right.

  • I'm gonna scratch that one.

  • Closer.

  • Closer.

  • Right closer.

  • How is that?

  • Perfect.

  • Just just listen.

  • Just put it there.

  • Put it there.

  • Okay.

  • Put you there that we find.

  • Okay, just let it right.

  • We'll reset.

  • Okay.

  • Forget all this, right.

  • Done.

  • The intro Separate E nose is now.

  • All celebrities have noses in some way.

  • It was.

  • Did you see this video?

  • Have you seen this video today of MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell?

  • It's him, like freaking out.

  • We're going to show it to you now.

  • Roll the clip.

  • Yes, I'm getting your sorry.

  • Someone save me.

  • I mean what they say.

  • Now I can hear the audio, but we can't see anything totally understandable.

  • Mistake.

  • Just roll the clip.

  • A hat that is for sale.

  • What's That's the wrong part of it.

  • How would you ever think that?

  • That's the part of the clip where a guy's losing his Bynes There's no hard You're together.

  • Play the clip of the guy being a complete ass on TV.

  • Get your together.

  • No, that commit the clip that was working in Russell.

  • We did it.

  • We did.

  • Played the clip from rehearsal.

  • What the hell is that?

  • What is that?

  • I ask for hand squeezed Capri sun.

  • Okay, Everything that really just cut the pouch open on.

  • Don't Do you write in?

  • You think I can't tell?

  • You?

  • Think I can't tell the difference?

  • Well, I can.

  • All right, I'm gonna close my eyes count to 10 when I open them.

  • If someone isn't hand squeezing Capri in signs No Christmas party this year, you understand?

  • No Christmas party 0 10 9 7654321 Well, happy.

  • No guys, this'll is actually a question for Neil Patrick Harris.

  • Neil Patrick Harris isn't here He's up in the dressing room getting ready for the show.

  • Okay, so there's no way we could do it.

  • Neil Patrick Harris, When you're preparing for a theatrical role, is it a very different process to when you do a piece of television or film?

  • But you could have asked me that, Neil, you are one of the most talented people in the world.

  • One off, one off one or there's a few of us so you can sing.

  • You can dance, you can act.

  • So I was just wondering, um, would you ever consider hosting a late night show like this one?

  • Absolutely not.

  • I won't take over what you're gonna have to You know why?

  • Because I quit.

  • Okay, this'll is over.

  • I am up to here with this right after night after night coming through that.

  • You want another jump joke?

  • See?

  • Desk doing desk piece going on?

  • Seeing a tall with Britney Spears, I'm done.

  • Okay, it's over.

  • Don't you want that?

  • My favorite color.

Morning, everybody.

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