So boot up, celery Man simulator.

And, uh wow, I'm really sorry you went to see that.

In fact, let me write you a formal apology on the bureau of communications dot com.

Just like this one I wrote for Jake, it has come to my attention that my action of eating your lunch could be seen as selfish and hurtful.

I never intended to get caught.

I want you to understand that I was merely trying to eat something tasty, though I can see now that it may appear that I was being too awesome.

Perfect.

But hey, if you need more help navigating the work day, I can show you some more dogs.

Things you can do online now.

Guys during your commute used Blue Rose to read articles without an Internet connection.

And then once you arrive, start the work day right with some awesome tunes from Music, a website where you input several of your favorite bands and then it gives you suggestions on other artists you may like.

You can continue to refine your musical taste by raiding the band's it suggests, so you'll be humming along to perfectly tailored music in no time.

Time to make some tough business decisions, though, so fire up fluky input, all the tough choices you need to make and then let Lady Luck take the wheel.

OK, well, I guess I'll go to the thoughts room inside the Quiet Place project, which will put you at ease with soothing music.

As you vent all your daily frustrations into a tiny box and then watch them drift away.

I feel much better.

In fact, I feel instant boss DOT or GE now that you're the boss, spice up your next business call with phone conference bingo once on a call or click on the squares as they become relevant to chase your all time high score and turn boring meetings into a game game through your lunch break with smacking a story about an angry squirrel who's tired of being bothered by everyone around him, beat the acorns out of all his cute animal neighbors and tear their presence to shreds in order to maintain your sanity.

Leave me alone.

Squirrels.

Pups went a little nuts there.

Unfortunately, I am prone to wild mood swings, which will take you to a different website based on what mood you're in.

Like right now, I totally feel integrated into a diversified marketplace, but sometimes the market demands you pull an all nighter, so you should use hours of dot com to make sure that photocopy store down the street is still open and to order some food and coffee to keep sleep at bay.

If you're not a coffee person but still want to get things done, check out coffee activity dot com, which recreates the soundscape of different types of coffee shops to help you focus.

Ambient sound has been proven to be conducive to creative cognition, so fire up this website and work until you see the sun rise.

But if those late nights are starting to get to prescribe yourself some sleep with prescription maker dot com for entertainment purposes only.

It allows you to create a prescription for anything you want at any time.

He's in no way work at an actual pharmacy, But sometimes you gotta medicate yourself with a three day weekend.

And if you need any more help, feeling better about your job.