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-(game announcer) Japan.
-Good luck, Rye-you! I should warn you.
I'm an orange belt. [laughs]
-Um, I hate to be "that guy," but you said my name wrong.
It's actually "Ree-you," not "Rye-you."
-Oh, well that's easy to remember
'cause it rhymes with "PU." [laughs]
-You know what?
I'm going to enjoy kicking your orange behind.
-(game announcer) Round one. Fight!
-Hadouken! -Huh?
Did you just say "Hoboken"?
-No! Hadouken!
-Like Hoboken, New Jersey?
-I did not say "Hoboken, New Jersey."
-Oh, good. 'Cause that's my special move.
-Hoboken! Hoboken!
-[groans]
Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!
-[laughs] You say a lot of funny words, Ray-you.
-It's "Ree-you."
-Hey, knock-knock! -No.
-Knock-knock!
-I don't wanna. I wanna fight.
-Knock-knock!
-For the love of Pete, who's there?
-Rye-you. -[groans] Rye-you who?
-Rye you pronounce Ryu wrong? [laughs]
-[growls] Shoryuken!
Shoryuken!
-What? What are you saying now?
-Shoryuken! -Are you saying, "Sure you can"?
-No. I'm saying... Shoryuken!
-Nuh-uh. I think you're saying, "Sure you can."
Hey, hey Ray-you, can I date your sister?
-Shoryuken! -Thanks!
I'll be sure to treat her real nice. [laughs]
-[growls deeply]
-Hey, hey! Can I have your mom's phone number?
-Shoryuken! -Great! [laughs]
Hey, can I try too? -Shoryuken!
-Okay! Sure you Ken!
-(game announcer) Perfect!
-[laughs] Get it? "Sure you Ken"?
-[chuckles] Who's next?
-Wow. I really like your "Ken-do" spirit. [laughs]
Hoboken. [Ken cries out]
-(game announcer) You win!
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-[Orange laughs] Knife!