These are "The Longest Days of Our Lives."

Vanessa, what is it?

You look like you have a very big juicy secret to tell me.

-I do. Winston, I've --

I've cheated on you! [ Dramatic music ]

-[ Gasps ] How could you?!

I mean, HOW could you?

We're all social distancing and quarantining.

Was it through, like, Skype or something?

-It was through, like, Skype or something, yes.

And it was...

with your brother. [ Dramatic music ]

-Alejandro! Is that true?

-I don't know anything about this.

-No, it was not Alejandro that I cheated on you with.

It was...another brother.

-Another brother? I don't have another brother!

-Yes, we do!

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-Hello, Winston.

I'm Montgomery, your long-lost other brother.

-[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]

-Why are you gasping, Vanessa?

-Because that's not the brother I cheated on you with.

There's another other brother.

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-Another other brother?!

-True. Hello, Winston. Alejandro.

I'm Fontaine, your other other brother.

We have the same mother. We're evil twins of each other.

And now I'm your lover's lover!

-I'll never recover. How dare you!

[ Slapping ]

-Ah.

[ Slapping ] -[ Gasps ]

Aah!

-What are you even doing here?!

-Waiting to get my hands on our family fortune, of course!

-I don't know anything about a family fortune.

-Of course, you don't.

You hit your head in a mysterious canoeing accident.

You've...got amnesia!

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-Wait. Who are you?

Where are we? What's for dinner?

-It's Vanessa! In quarantine! Beans!

-That's right! And you'll never get your hands on the fortune!

-Too late! I already have!

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-[ Gasps ]

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-Wait. Where's Vanessa?

-She's gone.

[ Dramatic music ] -Who are you?

-I'm Melinda. Melinda Charmin!

-Charmin?! -Yes!

The heiress to the Charmin toilet-paper fortune!

I am Vanessa's estranged lover.

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-[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]

-I'm also the daughter of all of you.

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-Wait. W-Where are we?

Join us next week on "The Longest Days of Our Lives."

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