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>> WELCOME TO CORONAVIRUS EXPRESS.

HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

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>> WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?

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>> ARE YOU SURE?

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>> HOW ABOUT A BEVERAGE?

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IT COMES WITH A FREE TOY, A QUARANTINE TROLL.

IT'S A LOT OF FUN.

DON'T OPEN IT.

( HORN BEEPING ) OOOH, IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE

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GET THE POKING STICK, CONNIE.

THERE YOU GO.

GIVE HIM A GOOD JAB.

>> IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."