Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK. LET'S TAKE A MINUTE RIGHT NOW TO SAY HI TO OUR GOOD FRIEND JON BATISTE. JON, YOU THERE? >> HEY, I'M OVER HERE. HOW YOU DOING? >> Stephen: WELL. GOOD TO SEE YA. >> Jon: HOUSE OF YOUR EASTER? >> Stephen: EASTER WAS BEAUTIFUL. WE WENT TO CHURCH IN MY PAJAMAS AND EVIE AND I HAD A CUP OF COFFEE AND THE DOG AND WE WENT TO MASS RIGHT THERE LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN. ♪ ♪ THAT'S THE ONLY THING WE WERE MISSING. >> Jon: YES, INDEED. >> Stephen: I AM GOING TO REALLY GET USED TO GOING TO CHURCH IN MY PAJAMAS WITH A CUP OF COFFEE. >> MAN, IT'S VERY COMFORTABLE. >> Stephen: YOU USUALLY HAVE TO WAIT TILL AFTERWARDS TO GET THE COFFEE AND THE DONUTS. >> Jon: I FEEL THAT. I WAS DOING THE SAME THING. I'M JUST THANKFUL FOR TECHNOLOGY THAT WE CAN HAVE ALL THESE PEOPLE COME TOGETHER THROUGH ZOOM. WE HAD A BIG DINNER ON ZOOM, AND EVERYBODY WAS IN THEIR LITTLE SQUARE, IT WAS AMAZING. >> Stephen: THAT'S NICE. HOW'S YOUR MOM AND DAD? >> Jon: GREAT. THEY'RE DOING GOOD. IT'S KIND OF HAD HARD BEING INSIDE, YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY'S GETTING STIR CRAZY, JUST WANT TO GET OUT AND DO SOMETHING. >> Stephen: WELL, WOULD YOU MIND PLAYING A LITTLE SOMETHING TO CALM US DOWN? >> OH, YEAH, YEAH. I GOT SOMETHING UP MY SLEEVE. LET'S SEE, CALM FOR A RAINY DAY. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: THANK YOU, MAESTRO. JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY. STAY SAFE. >> Jon: YES, INDEED. SEE YOU, STAY SAFE. >> Stephen: FOLKS, MY GUEST TONIGHT IS A SMOOTH-TALKIN' CAR SALESMAN. YOU ALSO MIGHT KNOW HIM FROM "DAZED AND CONFUSED," "TRUE DETECTIVE," AND HIS OSCAR-WINNING ROLE IN "DALLAS BUYERS CLUB." PLEASE WELCOME, MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY! THERE'S THE MAN! HOW ARE YOU, MATTHEW? >> WE'RE DOWN HERE IN AUSTIN, GOT MOM HERE, THE THREE KIDS, STAYING ON THE PROPERTY, COOKING A LOT, CLEANING A LOT, DOING THE DEAL. >> Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, I LIKELY APPRECIATE IT. THIS IS THE STRANGEST KIND OF INTERVIEWING I'VE EVER DONE. >> I'M GETTING MORE USED TO IT, THOUGH. ALL THE MEETINGS FOR THE PAST THREE WEEKS, DOING 'EM LIKE. THIS I MEAN, IT'S NOT AS AWKWARD AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. >> Stephen: NO, NO. THANK YOU FOR UNMUTING FOR THIS MEETING, BY THE WAY. THAT WOULD MAKE THIS A LOT EASIER. ( LAUGHTER ) YOU HAVE BEEN RELEASE AGO LOT OF P.S.A.s ON SOCIAL MEDIA ABOUT CORONAVIRUS. HOW DID THAT START? >> Jon: WELL, THREE WEEKS AGO, YOU KNOW, I WAS IN SHOCK LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE, SO IT WAS, LIKE, WHAT IS THE MESSAGE THAT NEEDS TO BE OUT THERE? AND I THOUGHT IT WAS, LIKE, FIRST MESSAGE NEEDED TO BE, HEY, BE COOL, EVERYBODY. WE'RE GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS, A LITTLE BIT OF REASSURANCE IN THIS TIME WHEN WE NEED TO STABILIZE AND WONDER WHAT THE HECK WAS GOING ON. THEN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, SEEMED LIKE THE OBVIOUS MESSAGE THAT WE NEEDED TO SPREAD AND SHARE WAS STAY HOME. SO PUT ONE OUT ABOUT STAY AT HOME. WORKED WITH A LOCAL FRIEND OF MINE, ROY SPENCE, WE WORKED ON ONE AND PUPPET IT OUT ABOUT STAY AT HOME. NOW WE HAVE A NEW FACTOID I BELIEVE EVERYONE NEEDS TO FOLLOW UP ON ABOUT WEARING A MASK AND COVERING YOUR FACE IF YOU HAVE TO LEAVE. >> Stephen: I THINK WE'VE GOT A COPY. YOU SENT THIS ON, DID YA? >> IS THIS THE NEW ONE? >> Stephen: JIM, LET'S ROLL THIS IF WE HAVE IT. >> YEAH, I MET THIS GUY IN MY BACKYARD, MAN. SHOWED UP AND SAID YOU NEED TO PUT ME ON THE P.S.A., SHARE MYSELF AND MY WISDOM WITH THE WORLD, HE SAID. ♪ ♪ >> I'M BOUNTY HUNTER BOBBY BANDITO BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BOBBY D. I SAY IT'S HIGH TIME WE CATCH THIS KILLER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE LIVIN' TO . DO HERE'S HOW! LAY DOWN YOUR FAVORITE BANDANA, UNFOLD IT LIKE SO, GET YOUR TRUSTD COFFEE FILTER YOU ADD ON THE. GO GET YOU TWO RUBBER BARNTIONDZ ROLL THEM ON, FOLD THEM OVER AND YOU'RE GOOD TO GO. REMEMBER, STAY AT HOME, BUT IF YOU GOT TO GO, STRAP IT ON LIKE SO. NOW, I'M CHALLENGING ALL YOU TRIPLE Bs OUT THERE, IT'S TIME FOR US TO BAND TOGETHER AND SEE WHO CAN MAKE THE MOST BAD ASSED B BANDANA SO WE CAN BEAT THE CORONA V BOBBY B STYLE! >> Stephen: TELL ME ABOUT THIS BOBBY BANDITO GUY. HE SEEMS LIKE A SHADY CHARACTER. . BOBBY B? YAO GOT TO BE A BAN DISTO DITTO BEAT A BANDIT, YOU GOT TO BE A SHADY GUY TO BEAT THE CORONA V. I SAW THIS GUY ON MY PROPERTY. I SAID WHO ARE YOU, HE SAID BOBBY B. NEVER SAW HIM COMING. HE'S A BOUNTY HUNTER AND OUT TO CATCH THE CORONA V, REMINDING EVERYBODY TO PUT A MASK ON IF YOU HAVE TO LEAVE HOME. >> Stephen: CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DO IT? >> FIRST, YOU NEED YOUR BANDANA. HOPEFULLY IT'S BAD AS. >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT BAD AS. WHAT HAVE I GOT HERE? >> OH, YEAH, THAT'S BAD AS. UNFOLD THAT BABY. YEAH, PUT IT OVER INTO A -- >> Stephen: LIKE THIS? YEAH. GO CORNER TO CORNER, MAKE IT A BIG TRIANGLE. >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO. >> FOLD THE TIP END UP A LITTLE BIT. >> Stephen: LIKE THAT? YOU GOT A COFFEE FILTER, VACUUM BAG? >> Stephen: I GOT ONE OF THESE. >> SLIDE ONE OF THOSE IN THERE, FLATTEN IT OUT. >> Stephen: WHY AM I PUTTING A COFFEE FILTER IN MY BANDANA? >> THERE YOU GO. JUST A COTTON FROM A BANDANA IS NOT ENOUGH TO KEEP THE COVID OR CORONA V OUT IF YOU'RE WEARING IT. BUT NOT MUCH LIGHT COMES THROUGH, THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE IT WILL KEEP MORE OF THE GERMS OUT AND IN. SO SLIDE IT IN THERE. PUT IT UNDER THE FOLD A LITTLE BIT. GOT TWO RUBBER BANDS? >> TWO HAIR TIES FROM MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER. >> Stephen: WIFE AND DAUGHTER. PUT YOUR LIFE ON THE LEFT SIDE, ROLL IT DOWN, ROLL IT DOWN, UH-HUH, UH-HUH. >> Stephen: DAUGHTER HERE. DAUGHTER ON THE RIGHT SIDE. ROLL IT DOWN. THEN FLIP THOSE ENDS TO TIN SIDE, MEANING WHERE YOU HOLDING -- >> Stephen: GOT IT. GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT? >> Stephen: YEAH. NOW, YOU'RE GOOD TO GO SO STRAP IT ON LIKE THIS. OH, JEEZ, LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS. YOU GOT TO GET IT OVER THE EAR. GET IT OVER THE OTHER EAR! OKAY. YEAH. BOBBY B STYLE. >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO! I GOT A BAD EAR, THOUGH! >> YOU HAVE TO GET IT OVER THE OTHER EAR. >> Stephen: I ONLY GOT ONE EAR THAT WORKS. LOOK AT THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. THIS ONE JUST FLIPS OVER. >> A LITTLE FLIMSY. BUT IF YOU GET IT TUCKED OVER THAT, BINGO. GET IT TUCKED OVER BOTH EARS, YOU'RE SET. >> Stephen: I'M ALL SET. THERE. IF YOU HAVE TWO EARS THAT'LL WORK. I'LL JUST HAVE TO STAPLE GUN IT TO MY HEAD. >> OR WALK AROUND LIKE THIS WITH ONE HAND PINNED UP TO THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD. >> Stephen: NOW, LAST THURSDAY, IS THIS YOU AND YOUR WIFE CAMILLA DONATED 80,000 MASKS TO FRONT LINE WORKERS IN AUSTIN AND NEW ORLEANS. CAN WE GET MASKS NOW? >> THERE ARE SOME THAT ARE GETTABLE. CAMILLA, MY WIFE WE WANTED ON AND DID RESEARCH FOR ABOUT 72 HOURS STRAIGHT AND FOUND A LADY IN BATON ROUGE, LOUISIANA, WITH BE STRONG WHO HAD A LOT OF MASKS, DIFFERENT ONES FOR DIFFERENT PURPOSES. SO SHE WENT DOWN AND PURCHASED 80,000, WORKED SOME FUNDS UP AROUND HERE LOCALLY, AND THEN CAME TO ME AND WE DELIVERED THEM TO POLICE AND FIREFIGHTERS ON THE FRONT LINE, SENT THEM TO SOME HOSPITALS DOWN AROUND NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA FOR MEDICAL PEOPLE WHO NEED THEM AND DON'T HAVE THEM. >> Stephen: ARE YOU SURPRISED ABOUT THE NUMBER OF ORGANIZATIONS THAT HAVE HUGE STOCKPILES OF MASKS THEY'RE DISCOVERING? I HAVE BEEN SO SURPRISED, THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE MASKS OUT THERE. I DIDN'T REALIZE STOCKPILING MASKS IS THE THING TO DO. I DONT KNOW IF THEY WERE STOCKPILING OR JUST FORGOT THEY HAD THEM. I DON'T THINK THERE WAS A TIME WE THOUGHT WE WOULD NEED THESE MASKS. JUST LIKE THE GLOVES. I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THEY WERE IN THE BACK STOCK ROOM WHERE NOBODY WAS USING THEM. I'M NOT SURE. I DON'T THINK ANYONE PREMEDITATED THIS COMING, BUT WHOEVER'S GOT THEM, GET THEM OUT AND SHARE THEM. >> Stephen: MATTHEW, WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK. STICK AROUND. FOLKS, DON'T GO ANYWHERE. BACK WITH MORE MR. MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY.
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