Um so, honestly, why?

I just can't right now.

So instead, I'm going to indulge in three things.

I like a lot of home soda, carbonation, Mars and pedantic over analysis Sodastream at a Super Bowl commercial.

It's one of the top, like five Sodastream commercials.

You might think I'm kidding, but no, Number one is definitely this one from the nineties.

It sold a streams against, busy with the physician to probably this one from the eighties.

Get with the family.

Sold really settled on a jingle during those years.

But they really stuck with get busy with the fizzy lick for decades, Which is a little baffling considering that, like, I will do a lot with the fizzy, but I tend to not get busy with it.

But anyway, Super Bowl commercial Mars Sodastream.

I got to talk about it, right?

Especially because I think there is some teaching moments here.

Shot number one.

Establishing shot from Mars Drone camp to shot number two.

Our astronauts on Mars shot number three.

They're excited about something.

Shot number four, Show number five.

It's water on Mars.

Yeah, I might have some problems with this.

There's enough confusion already about the water situation remarks when I probably never gonna find liquid water on Mars.

It's like physically impossible for there to be liquid water on Mars.

The temperature is too low for it to be liquid.

If it was not because the pressure is so low there, it would immediately evaporate into a gas into the atmosphere.

You might have heard of these like streaks that appear on the side of very steep mountains.

Those might be kind of flowing water, but they're seeping through soil there also, if they exist extremely sailing.

So they've got a bunch of salts in them, not like table salt, like per chlorate salts, which are super toxic.

Shot number six were at Mission Control, which is very quick shot, but I have a lot to say about it.

There are no NASA logos here, which is a little confusing to me.

Is this a space six thing?

More important to me, though, on this beautiful wall of HD images, live stream from the surface of Mars on the bottom.

Right hand corner is a picture of earth, and I zoomed into that picture of earth, and there's a little caption and it says Great Pacific plastic patch look Ocean Plastic is a big deal, but not like a word that's going to keep an eye on it from Mars.

Mission Control.

Big deal number seven.

Beautiful shot of the water number 7.5.

Same shot.

But now in an Internet news site.

Other articles from this site something about the Super Bowl.

Something about plastic waste, optimism about climate change and sparkling water is all the rage on Wall Street.

Was this just for me?

Who else looked at?

This is my biggest problem with this new site.

Is this water on Maar?

Thou not just being insufferable here.

I hear it all the time.

People are like excited to maybe find water on Mars.

There is a lot of water on Mars, and we've known this for decades.

If all the water on Mars right now was melted, there would be oceans on Mars.

And also, you know, from the Curiosity Rover that there once were, Oceans on Mars generate.

Billy and I get that money, son.

Also, I have a bigger rock on your desk in a microscope, facing the wrong way in calculations for gravitation over a distance on your Blackmore number nine.

This young woman is Elissa Carson, who is a science communicator and space enthusiasts.

So that's cool.

Also, here we get to see that somehow we named our Mars mission after a Roman emperor who was known largely for debauchery and incompetence.

Why did we do that?

I don't know.

Subtle.

Dig it.

The current leadership number 10 refers shot.

Who are these people?

We have not seen them before.

Also, this is the shower.

We hear the tell tale sound of the Sodastream 11.

Close upon confident woman 12.

Close upon Competent Man 13 and 14.

Close up on Sodastream.

15.

Mid shot of incompetent man.

16.

He's really enjoying his beverage.

I actually asked on Twitter, and somebody knew that this thing is a mass 100 anti microbiological air samplers.

So, like that's a real science thing.

Shot Number 17.

She looks very worried, but this is not the face of a woman whose only Mars water sample has been destroyed in the face of a woman who realizes that her colleague is about to die of per chlorate poisoning.

His thyroid is shutting down right now.

Mark, it was never safe to go to Mars.

But we didn't think you'd go out like this.

Sodastream, get busy with the fizzy John.

I'll see you on Tuesday.