- So are we.

- But that doesn't mean we can't have a killer spring break.

- In fact, we're determined to still have a blast.

- So here's some tips to help make

your quarantine spring break,

- [All] The best spring break ever!

(airhorn)

(upbeat music)

- Yo, just because we're stuck in the house

doesn't mean we can't have a killer spring break.

What's a spring break without

hunnies ogling your best outfit?

(romantic music)

Time to get out, go there.

Hey, what y'all think about my outfit?

Y'all ain't nobody even outside.

(upbeat music)

- No sun?

No problem.

Preheat your oven to 400 degrees,

and then put your arm inside.

(sizzling noise)

Oh (beep) (beep), so hot.

It's so hot.

Sunburn?

Yes!

I'm a genius.

(upbeat music)

- What's up baby, do fries come with that ass?

Oh, my God,

that feels so gross.

I am so sorry, mm-mm no,

no catcalling ever again.

Oh my God, that hurts.

Oh my God.

(upbeat music)

- All right,

I'm right here we go?

Come on.

Come on.

(punching noises)

(upbeat music)

- Think it's impossible to start drama while stuck at home?

Wrong, just start a group chat with all of your exes,

say I miss you babe,

and then never respond again.

And just get out the popcorn, if you have any.

(slurping)

Ahh.

(upbeat music)

- Oh my God guys no, that'd be so crazy.

If I did a keg stand that's crazy

oh my God no, I can't do that.

Oh my God stop,

okay, fine I'll do it.

And if you don't have beer just use water.

Okay.

Oh my God.

Whoa guys, okay.

- Whoa, uh, ahh, oh (beep).

God, (beep) that hurt.

God spring break sucks.

(upbeat music)

So I can't go to the doctor, because I can't leave my house.

And I'm pretty sure the hospitals are filled with corona,

so I'm just gonna look up my symptoms on WebMD.

Okay so, symptoms.

Pain in my ankle, and

some swelling.

Oh, it's saying I need to recharge my battery?

Oh my God, what does that mean?

Am I dying?

(upbeat music)

- Yeah, so I don't know about you guys

but I don't have sand in my apartment.

Uh, but I do have something that's pretty close.

(tropical music)

Oh, wow.

This is nice.

Ah, and it's perfect for a little snack.

(rice falling into pan)

(upbeat music)

(exhales)

(suspenseful music)

- Ah, breathing through your nose makes this so hard.

(upbeat music)

- Yo, heads up.

(thud)

(upbeat music)

- Marco,

(water splashing)

Marco,

oh my gosh you guys he's so good at this.

(beep)

(upbeat music)

- You know I would never do that to you.

You are the only one for me babe.

I love you too.

Why hello there,

no, not you, you.

(upbeat music)

- Wanna see a dope show but can't leave the house?

Just find a YouTube video from a live show,

and turn that (beep) all the way up.

(rap music)

- [Keith's Mom] Keith turn that (beep) down

before I beat yo ass.

- Security here's real whack.

- [Keith's Mom] I heard that you little (beep).

(upbeat music)

- Okay, so this one's gonna take a little bit of commitment.

And I know some of you might be asking,

how can I wake up in a strange place

if I can't leave my house?

Well here's how,

blindfold yourself, and then wander around

until you get confused and tired,

and then eventually you'll fall asleep,

and then you'll wake up in a strange place.

(thud)

Ah!

Ow.

Oh my God.

Oh, ah, ah!

(thud)

Ow!

Goddamn it that was the same (beep) ankle.

(tropical music)

Whoa, I'm in a strange place.

(whispers)

(upbeat music)

- For me, spring break is all about getting trashed.

But, unfortunately, I'm at home with the rents right now,

and they're super strict,

so they don't keep booze in the house.

But that's okay, because there's plenty other ways

to turn up, like this.

(rock music)

Okay, I'm gonna barf.

(barfing)

Where are ladies?

Ladies?

(upbeat music)

- All right, so obviously, I'm not gonna be able

to accidentally run into my ex this year.

But you know what?

I've got a lot I need to say to that (beep).

So screw it, I'm just gonna call her.

(ringing)

Oh I'm about to destroy that lying, cheating ass.

Sup Jane?

- Oh my God Bob, I'm so glad you called.

I've been missing you so, so much.

Let's get back together, please.

- Oh my God, baby I miss you too, so much,

so so much, I am so sorry you cheated on me.

I'll never get mad at you again.

- I forgive you.

(upbeat music)

- Okay, so how do you make your friends jealous

of your spring break when you're stuck at home?

Simple, just go through your photos,

find a hot pic of yourself at the beach from last year,

put that baby into Photoshop,

change the color of the trunks,

and then just lie.

Boom!

Done.

This is probably the only actual advice that you can use

in this whole video, so,

you're welcome.

Oh man, huh.

See?

Jealous.

So jealous.

These people are just insanely...

Jealous.

(upbeat music)

(creaking sound)

- Who's there?

(gun cocks)

(upbeat music)

- Hey mom,

no, I'm not out partying,

I'm at Bradley's house.

No I'm, I'm just kidding.

I'm home, I'm not with anybody.

Yes, I'm staying home.

Yes, I have hand sanitizer.

Thank you mom.

(upbeat music)

- Just because you're locked up inside,

doesn't mean you can't have a spring fling.

If you can't fall in love with someone else,

fall in love with yourself.

Damn girl, you look fine.

Ew, that was so disgusting.

Now I have to clean my mouth like so many times.

I regret doing that.

Which makes for the perfect spring break kiss.

(kissing sounds)

- So here are the tips on how to make your

quarantine spring break the best,

the best,

the best spring break ever.

The best spring break ever.

Ha!

- You put a blindfold on, and you walk around, no.

Let me start that over.

(laughs)

I'm going insane.

I actually am hurting myself though.

Hope you liked that one guys.

- [Cameraman] Rolling.

- Ah man, I need your phone.

(phone falls)

- Come on, click?

You wanna catch these hands?

You wanna catch these hands?

All right, well here they come.

You better get ready to catch them.

Ow!

Yeah.

Stink ass business.

I have a knife.

You better leave,

whoever, or whatever you are spooky ghost.

(water splashing)

Oh, whoa, whoa.

- Eh.

Shake my leg.

Quarantine life, relax.

- I love you, I love you.

I should have treated you better.

(kissing noises)

- Scene three, close up toe, rice, take one.

So after I did that spinny bit,

I actually puked.

- And now, room tone.

(laughs)

- Wow, what a time.

Hey guys, hope you enjoyed that video.

If you wanna watch another,

we got another video right over here,

and if you want some cool clothes,

we've got the Smosh merch store, and it's,

boy they're cool.

If you haven't subscribed yet, do it.

Just do it, what are you doing?

Stay safe, stay inside, stay sanitized.

And don't run out of toilet paper.

(pan flute music)