Tax reform of Americans for Tax Reform.

Grover Norquist.

Say, What's up?

Over?

Good to be with you today.

Fantastic.

You're a pimp.

I'm getting a tattoo that says make money.

Also, my step Dad sucks with a sketch of your face, man, everyone should have one.

Now, for those who don't know, you're considered the most powerful anti tax lobbyist.

Possibly most powerful lobbyists, period.

Famous for the quote.

I don't want to abolish government.

I simply want to reduce it to the size work and drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.

You accept money from oil, tobacco?

Pharmaceutical companies?

Well done indeed.

My uncle squirrel.

We all know him.

Ah, he contracted Corona virus.

You can't afford medical care because he's lazy.

Here's a photo of his sorry ass.

Let's call him Squirrel.

Tyler, is that you?

Yeah, that's me.

Don't get used to it, Grover.

How do I tell this?

Said second that the government isn't gonna bail him out this time.

Just go down to the hospital.

You'll be taken care of there, making the both the ventilator necessary.

You have and the medicines are available, so don't not go to the hospital.

I can't afford a hospital bill.

Right.

That's your own damn fault.

Squirrel.

Your pieces.

Grover, I got another thing.

Will you tell him?

Took a dang front door on his house.

This man hasn't had a front door on his house as long as I have known him.

Hey, squirrel.

Come on.

Let's do that.

I like the cross breeze.

Exactly.

It's like a cave.

We're going back to the basics, baby.

Hey, squirrel.

Yeah.

Tyler, I love you.

Grover's going to send you some cash.

It'll be fine.

But, uh, it does not sound.

Well, I'll tell you what.

The second he's gone, I'm snagging that inflatable hot Toby.

Yes, sir.

Grover, I hope you'll indulge us for a second here.

You're not the only one accepting corporate cash.

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I don't think I have a feather.

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How do you look at yourself in the mirror?

Uh, straight sideways.

I just shaved the beard.

So we're gonna look little new.

Look here with just my husband shaved and I couldn't recognize him.

I started screaming, Oh, God, Who's in my house?

You know?

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What the hell is wrong with you?

Uh, well, I just keep working on organizing in United States to try and keep taxes down and maximize opportunities.

And that brings us to let's watch a poor person drown in our head.

Yeah, fire up the imagination engine and away we go.

Grover, what's your poor person doing in your head?