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  • - Lets see how it goes.

  • They're both great,

  • way more than I deserve.

  • - Its kind of like serious business.

  • - Truly going to be a super hard decision.

  • - Who are you going to choose?

  • ♪Build a Boo♪

  • - [Joyce] Build a boo with Joyce.

  • - Hey my names IFY, I'm 31 years old,

  • occupation I'm a writer and an actor

  • comedian, my dating status is single.

  • Oh how would I describe myself in three words?

  • Uh loud, fun, and thirsty.

  • Take that for you know whatever you want.

  • Why am I single? You know. I- I can't answer that.

  • You know just I guess because I just

  • got out of a relationship.

  • I think my idea relationship as a young kid was

  • I think we were all chasing relationships we seen on TV.

  • Like definitely roger from sister sister.

  • He was going after two twins.

  • He never got them, but once he turned into

  • Marcus Huston the game changed.

  • So I like to imagine I'm at the

  • Marcus Huston faze in my life.

  • Right now I'm doing so many things,

  • and then on top of that I have a little daughter.

  • I just need someone whose easy going,

  • and understands that I'm just going to be busy a lot.

  • Perfect first date, I mean I'd definitely eat,

  • and I love to eat. I love trying out new spots.

  • So definitely a nice restaurant somewhere we can

  • eat, chill, and talk, and then something fun

  • to go with it so whether it be like,

  • hitting a spot up and dancing,

  • going to see a movie.

  • Joyce is my friend so I say this with love,

  • and I'm expecting her to set me up, on the wildest date,

  • and I don't know what to truly expect.

  • I'm excited to see how she shakes it up.

  • (ding)

  • - So you're ready to build a boo huh?

  • - Yeah yeah its time.

  • - Ready to be out here in these streets.

  • - Well yeah.

  • - How would you describe your love life?

  • - Uh you know very uhhhh, chill, very laid back,

  • or another way uh dry

  • - Mmmm, I'm very excited to see,

  • all the booty your about to get.

  • - (snorts) okay

  • (chuckles) all right.

  • - So the first person I have her name is Sonja,

  • - mkay

  • she's 29 a personal trainer.

  • - Okay

  • - Loves hiking and stuff cause you like

  • to work out and all that healthy stuff.

  • - Yeah

  • - Um loves the beach, wants a funny,

  • smart guy whose active which is you.

  • - Oh all right.

  • - And then you know loves tequila which I do too sis.

  • - Yeah she's active she's got the workout fit going.

  • - Yeah look, look, look she's got the little

  • thing you put on your body

  • when you want to get the McBooty

  • (chuckles)

  • - You know the booty stretcher thing.

  • - Is that what that's for? The booty stretcher.

  • - Yeah the (laughs)

  • - So you know I had to get my homegirl Alix Trager

  • - Yeah.

  • - And she's fun you guys have done videos together.

  • - Yeah you know she made me a big burrito one time.

  • - Oh and we all know you love a burrito.

  • - I love a thick burrito.

  • (chuckles)

  • - Sorry

  • - Should we be on our Auria and Roald tip.

  • - Yeah

  • - You know we were co-workers but now we in love.

  • - HR is having the time of their life with this show.

  • - Wooo

  • - They love me so much right now.

  • (laughing)

  • - So next is my homegirl Savannah, she's super cool

  • she's into fashion, beauty, and lifestyle.

  • - She likes my cooking so that's a-

  • - Yeah.

  • - That an ultimate bet right here you know.

  • Lovein the action.

  • - And she's so cute.

  • - Yeah she, and you know she's real cool

  • we talked a little bit while she was on set.

  • She likes to you know, get it in,

  • so I'm a big fan.

  • - Yeah.

  • (laughing)

  • - You can't talk he just closed up to like

  • 4 of her booty pics all in the same moment

  • so I'm just sitting here.

  • So next we have Alexis, a facilities coordinator

  • by day, and a stand up comedian by night.

  • I'm looking for a partner who is driven with goals,

  • but also who likes to live their life and have fun.

  • My ideal date is something interactive yet fun.

  • - Yeah she's, she's very cute.

  • - Mmhm.

  • - You know, funny.

  • - Mmhm.

  • - Only thing I don't date stand ups.

  • - Why?

  • - Because you don't need your business being told

  • on stage or people sub-tweeting you.

  • Those are all amazing options.

  • - I know.

  • - You know, yeah you did it.

  • - I know.

  • - You killed it.

  • - I did.

  • - But I know your going to consult with my man Zach.

  • Ill step out, and let ya'll handle it,

  • and get ready for some dope dates.

  • - Yes please.

  • (bling)

  • - So we are going to slide into some DM's.

  • - Okay.

  • - For IFY so let me get the phone out.

  • - So tell me about IFY's type.

  • - Okay um, IFY's type IFY is a self proclaimed

  • thot dad. He's just kind of doing so many things.

  • So I think IFY's type would be someone who,

  • shares his interests but is also like independent.

  • In the sense that like he's going to be doing,

  • comedy, and like shows, and streaming.

  • I like the fact that he's already done a video

  • with Alix, and Savannah so maybe

  • there's something there where its almost like,

  • okay you know them if you go on a dates with them

  • there's actually room for an actual relationship.

  • - Those are the two that we're going to pick.

  • - Wow that was a big decision.

  • - Yeah

  • I mean at the end of the day,

  • he's just looking for new cheeks.

  • - Yeah

  • - IFY

  • - Here they are.

  • - [Joyce] Build a boo with Joyce.

  • (bling)

  • - Hi everyone my name is Savannah Palacio,

  • I'm 23 years old and today IFY and I are

  • on a cooking date. Here at Sur la table.

  • I met IFY on set on our other Buzzfeed video

  • where single women pick dates based on meals.

  • I ended up picking IFY so this date

  • I think is perfect for us because

  • its a little bit of cooking, a little bit of talking

  • you know the whole nine yards.

  • So I think I'm going to get a second date

  • with IFY because I know him and I

  • both have the same taste him and I are into

  • you know kind of like eating healthy food.

  • So I know today's date is kind of healthy,

  • so I think we're going to have fun with it.

  • - Allright ya'll, I'm about to head

  • into this cooking class with Savannah.

  • I'm super hyped she was super cool,

  • it was nice you know but she liked my food.

  • And we about to cook some risotto right now

  • so you I'm feeling, I'm kind of feeling myself

  • cause I'm already like we already know

  • what I'm doing, well actually I don't.

  • I'm making real risotto I made

  • cauliflower risotto I'm sure its different but.

  • (exhales)

  • Let's see how it goes all right?

  • - What's up?

  • - Hey how are you doing?

  • - I'm happy to see you here. You like it?

  • - Yeah, yeah no its dope.

  • - I'm really excited.

  • - Its going to be a good time.

  • - Mmhm. I'm thinking everything is

  • going to be really yummy.

  • - Yeah.

  • - I don't know I mean like my cooking skills.

  • They're good you know, I'm excited to see

  • whose cooking skills are better.

  • - Oh okay all right well I'm down for a little competition.

  • (laughs)

  • - All right you ready to get started?

  • - Yeah lets do it.

  • - All right lets go.

  • - All right.

  • (upbeat music)

  • (chuckles)

  • - How is it?

  • - Mmmmm.

  • - Its good?

  • - Its so good. Yeah you have to taste it.

  • - Look at that.

  • - I think, I think we did great with the risotto.

  • - Oh yeah we should definitely

  • open up our own restaurant. That's what I think.

  • - Comment below if you would go to our restaurant.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Are you pressed? Are you man?

  • Are you upset? Are you sad?

  • - Okay.

  • - Yeah oooo ahhhhh.

  • - All right Savannas over here she's grating that Parmesan.

  • - Yes.

  • - Getting it in there.

  • - A1 grating.

  • - Yeah, yeah she's doing a grate job.

  • - AHHHHH did we do the thing.

  • - Yeah yeah.

  • - So IFY and I have been cooking for while now.

  • We haven't burned anything so I think its going well.

  • I'm having a good time, I don't know, he's like

  • really funny, he's very witty, and super easy to

  • talk to so yeah we're having a great time.

  • - The half way through I'm feeling good.

  • I'm excited to eat, food looks good.

  • I mean she has the knife skills,

  • she got the stir skills, its like,

  • I don't know its seems like a great fit.

  • You know she's fit, I'm fit.

  • You know she doesn't hate the puns.

  • And that's a huge plus, we'll see how the

  • rest of the date goes.

  • (upbeat music)

  • (grunting)

  • (laughing)

  • - Okay so we just got done,

  • IFY and I absolutely killed it.

  • The broccoli was awesome,

  • the risotto was even better, but the chicken.

  • (kisses fingers)

  • We had a lot of fun I'm super excited

  • for our second date, if there is one.

  • I guess we'll see, but for now

  • I'm going to go eat my sorbet.

  • Cheers.

  • - This is, this is good.

  • - Its fire right?

  • Oop.

  • This is so good.

  • (bling)

  • - Hey I'm Alix and today I'm going

  • to be going on a date with IFY.

  • We're going to be doing indoor sky diving at iFLY.

  • I know he's pretty athletic, and likes

  • an adventure. So I'm hoping this is a fun date.

  • Its a wild date, I'm kind of wild.

  • So I know I'm going head to head

  • with another girl for this date,

  • but I'm pretty confident because this date is fun,

  • and I think its going to be pretty unique.

  • And I hope I don't barf in the indoor sky diving thing.

  • - Hey how's it going?

  • - Hi.

  • - Good to see you.

  • - You too.

  • - Yeah oh are you ready to.

  • - Are you excited about this?

  • - I mean yeah this is uh this is wild.

  • - Have you ever been skydiving?

  • - No. Not at all.

  • - Oh really, oh man.

  • Well this will be easier than skydiving I'm sure.

  • I've been real skydiving but I

  • haven't been indoor skydiving.

  • - Okay all right, so I'll be watching you.

  • (laughing)

  • - Yeah right, well maybe not ill forget what I'm doing.

  • All right ready?

  • - Yeah yeah lets do it.

  • - Lets go.

  • - Lets fly.

  • - All right we are watching

  • the cheesiest training video.

  • But you have the hand signals?

  • - Yeah yeah yeah. This is my favorite one.

  • - Relax, relax. What is this?

  • - Keep your chin up.

  • - Keep your chin up.

  • - I forgot the other one.

  • - And this one.

  • - Oh arms I forgot arms. Right?

  • - No those are legs.

  • - Oh no.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Can't wait to see how IFY looks in this thing.

  • - All right so you know I could

  • not put my Sequoia's at risk.

  • So you know I went and now we got the champion's.

  • - All right we're ready to go, ready to fly.

  • I wasn't nervous but now that we have all the helmets

  • and stuff on and its kind of like serious business.

  • - Yeah.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - All right so we are half way through the date.

  • We just did a couple of flies,

  • this was super fun, I wasn't sure what to expect.

  • We're both getting the hang of it,

  • and I think we're both having a really fun time.

  • I've definitely got the second date in the bag.

  • - All right so we got a few flights down.

  • I'm having a blast, this is so much fun,

  • I mean I don't know I think I look weird

  • uh the whole time so I don't know

  • if she's even going to want another date.

  • Truly going to be a super hard decision to make,

  • their both great, amazing, both way

  • more beautiful than I deserve.

  • Lets get back on this date.

  • (laughs)

  • (Upbeat music)

  • - How is this compared to the real thing?

  • - Its a lot different just cause you

  • don't have to jump out of a plane,

  • - Yeah, yeah okay.

  • - But its really fun, like the feeling

  • of flying like that in the wind,

  • but like its hard to look cute.

  • What was the hardest part?

  • - Uh I think it was keeping my chin up.

  • - Keeping all the things, it was like

  • trying to remember, its like legs straight.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Chin up.

  • - Oh yeah.

  • - Hands out, and then you like kind of

  • aren't going all over. But it was kind

  • of fun when he took us up high.

  • - Yeah yeah I was like-

  • - So I'm back from my date with IFY.

  • I think we both had a really fun time.

  • I have to say for a first date indoor skydiving

  • was a little bit of a risky choice.

  • Just cause one you don't get to talk

  • to each other too much and two

  • you definitely look a little bit crazy.

  • It was super fun, super memorable,

  • and definitely a little wild and crazy like I am

  • so we'll see you guys the next date.

  • (bling)

  • - How was your dates?

  • - Oh man they were dope they were so fun.

  • - Tell me what you did with Savannah.

  • - Well we sent to Sur la table, we learned

  • how to you know chef a little bit.

  • You know have a little little

  • something something had some chicken.

  • - Yes.

  • - You know (hisses)

  • - Yes.

  • - All the stuff, it was great,

  • I found out that you know she games too.

  • - Oh wow.

  • - She streams on twitch as well.

  • - Wow.

  • - So tell me about Alix.

  • - Oh Alix so that date was super fun.

  • She took me sky diving cause you know she

  • said I'm someone who looks like I like adventure

  • and she was completely right so we went

  • indoor skydiving right there on the city walk.

  • It was very loud we didn't really get a chance

  • to talk that much but like it was real cool

  • doing tricks and having this man throw us around.

  • - Mmm we love being thrown around by men.

  • - Um, but yeah but like when we did get a chance

  • to talk I loved the energy I loved just

  • how bubbly and fun she was and that's what

  • I'm looking for in a person someone outgoing.

  • Like so whose like, we definitely vibed but we didn't

  • get a chance to see how deep that vibe goes.

  • - Okay, so I'm going to ask you the big question,

  • would you go for the girl who took you out on the

  • food date. You guys made a delicious meal,

  • and like a really great relationship

  • based on food, and loves your cooking.

  • Or do you go for the fun, adventurous girl

  • who is really great also with food

  • and does really cool things? I mean.

  • - I its yeah its a really hard choice.

  • - Who are you going to choose?

  • - I think in the end.

  • I think its going to be Savannah.

  • - What.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Okay. Why did you pick Savannah?

  • - Just uh just you know the way

  • my like life works right now.

  • - Mmhm.

  • - So someone who uh seems like their down to just

  • like stay in right now and kind of get their game on

  • they'll understand all the weird things I'm doing.

  • I have that late night show with Twitch now,

  • so uh you know someone who understands

  • the platform actually goes a long way.

  • - Boo buil-

  • - The boo has been built.

  • - The boo has, I've done my job.

  • - The building is done.

  • - I've done my job.

  • - We've built the boo, time to build gundums.

  • - I'm leaving, I'm packing up,

  • I'm going I've done what I had to do.

  • - [Both] Build a boo with Joyce. Ding.

  • (laughing)

  • - You're so cute.

  • ♪Build a Boo♪

- Lets see how it goes.

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