Welcome back to another lesson with me, Tom.

Today we're looking at the top 10 most creative British insults so that if you want to call someone stupid or say that they're ugly in a really imaginative way, this is video for you.

Let's get the O Number 10.

No oil painting, no oil painting.

This is a great way to say that someone is ugly.

Okay, because oil paintings, they're quite beautiful, right?

But if you're saying someone is not an oil painting, then they're not beautiful.

So there must be ugly.

Let's be honest, You Rex was nice by she was no oil painting, was she?

How that's things that huts.

But there's more.

One of my favorites to have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp toe have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp Again, this means that someone is ugly, right?

Imagine a bulldog trying to to watch.

It's not very beautiful, right?

Don't get me wrong, right?

You're a good looking guy.

But in the morning, sometimes your face doesn't like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Just saying if you said that to someone, they'd be pretty insulted okay.

It's not terribly, terribly regenerate using any swear words, but it's a very creative way to say that someone is ugly.

Now there are variations off this.

You could say you have a face like the back end of a bus.

That's another nice one.

You have a face like the back end of a bus.

You don't.

I'm not saying that you do your your beautiful don't get me wrong.

But you could say to someone else Another variation is you have a face like a slapped arse.

You have a face like a slapped us.

Use those with caution.

Now all 10 of these insults come from my brand new book.

It's a guy to British English, and it's gonna be out really, really soon as soon as it's out.

In fact, I'm gonna put a link in the description below, so keep your eyes open.

Okay, the next one.

A big girls blouse.

Now what's the meaning?

Well, it will be directed towards a man who you think is weak on cowardly and maybe doesn't have a high threshold for pain.

Now, in this day and age, there are questions about Is this an acceptable phrase to use.

Is it sexist because it's a phrases linking weakness and cowardice with a female actor of clothing?

And so perhaps it's time for us to stop using the phrase.

So now I'm really intrigued to know what you guys think about his phrase.

Is this just a fun, playful phrases quite creative, or is it a phrase that, perhaps, is a little bit sexist on a little bit old fashioned?

Is it a phrase that perhaps we should stop using?

So I would love your opinions on this?

Let me know in the comments below.

Okay, so there's always said it's maybe it's a winter's morning.

It's really cold on your I want to go and play football and you make this common tub, you big girl's blouse.

This place of football, I guess a synonym would be wimp a wimp.

So perhaps just used the word wimp.

If you don't fuck up for using this word two sandwiches short of a picnic, that means that someone is a little bit crazy.

They're not altogether with it in their mind.

Now I love this phrase in the sense that is very cultural, right, because sandwiches, that's the food that we We love sandwiches and we go for picnics.

That's a very British thing.

So if you are two sandwiches short of a picnic, it's not all there, right?

It's incomplete on.

Maybe the person is a little bit crazy now.

I'd love to know in your language, what would that be?

It might not be two sandwiches short of a picnic.

It might be to other things, every food items that are more common in your culture.

So let me know the comments below instead of two sandwiches short of a picnic.

What would you say?

Great.

I swear.

My boss is two sandwiches short of a picnic.

Now a similar phrase to this is not the sharpest tool in the box.

This means that someone's a little bit done a bit stupid.

Okay, so maybe someone's just joined your company on dure, all talking about them and you like, what do you think of what you think, Larry?

Blurry.

He's not the sharpest toe boxes.

He kind of mean, but also kind of funny and creative.

So way we have two for one.

Okay, there was talking here about England.

Specifically, it's divided into the North and the south roughly.

There is a line somewhere near Birmingham on everything north of that is the north of England, and everything south of that is the south of England.

Now each has an insult for the other.

So in the south of England, people call the people of the north of England northern monkeys in the north.

They call the people from the south southern softies.

Now both our offensive.

I'm not telling you to use them.

I'm just raising your awareness.

Okay?

So please don't go out there.

Start calling someone a seven soft your northern monkey.

You might offend someone, but they're phrases that exist, right?

I guess the link here is that Northern Monkey people think maybe people are stupid and then in the South.

And then people from the north of England think that people have myself of its soft a bit weak, a bit wimpy in some respects, dead from the neck up dead from the neck up.

I think you can imagine what this means.

Stupid, right?

Dead from the neck up.

So your brain, there's nothing there.

It's not nothing going on.

May I swear?

That guy in the canteen dead from the neck up.

Honestly?

No.

Nothing dull as dishwater or dull as ditch water.

Depending on what you say I uses a dishwater Basically means really boring If someone's really boring and say Wow, he is dollars dishwater like he is so boring.

What you think about your boyfriend?

Yeah, he's done a dishwater.

May police so boring.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, well, yeah.

Coming.

We just yet get back.

Coming mad as a box of frogs.

Mad as a box of frogs.

You can imagine a box with lots of frogs in.

They're going everywhere.

They're jumping everywhere.

They're kind of crazy.

Kind of what it means, right?

Mad as a box of frogs.

My old art teacher was mad as a box of frogs.

You, all of you.

You're as mad as a box of frogs.

I have had it with you.

Unbelievable.

Now what would that be in your language?

Let me know.

Is it mad as a different animal?

You tell me.

This is to insult a place.

You would say it's the armpit off somewhere.

So, for example, I might say Norwich is the armpit of England, actually burning, resilient, paving that.

But anyway, like It's the worst part of England.

It's if you think about armpit under here.

It's pretty gross, isn't it?

Like it's the part that you look at the least you want to think about the least.

You smells bad.

You get the idea, right?

So nourishes the armpit of England.

Now, I'm not saying that for real.

Yeah, he is saying actually nurtures a lovely place.

Please go visit there.

But it's an example.

Okay.

No, it is the armpit off England.

You could use it for anything there, Right?

You could say the United States of the armpit of the world.

Just example.

It's not my opinion.

Okay?

So you could have lots of creative ways to play with that right to the armpit, off somewhere.

So it could be a city.

Could be an area.

Could be ah, country could be the world whenever it might be the armpit off something.

10 fantastically creative ways to insult someone.

Now, please be careful with these phrases.

Don't go around being offensive.

Used them with people who would understand and not get offended by you.

Okay, Now, please go out and insult.

All right, guys, Thank you so much for watching.

Remember, I've got a book coming out really soon.

It's a guy to British English.

These phrases will be in there along with so many more.

I can't wait to show it to you guys.

When it's out, the link will be below this video.

All right, guys, Thank you so much.

This is Tom, the chief dreamer, saying goodbye.