AncientRomansused a bitofspongeon a stickcalled a Zillowspongyum, therichmayhavehadtheirownsilosbudget, butusuallytheywereusedinpublicrestrooms, wheretherecouldbe 10 or 20 peopleusingtherestroomat a timeafteryouweredone, youwouldjustrinsethespongein a mixtureofwater, saltandvinegarandleaveitforthenextperson.
Fornearly 500 years, theKingsandQueensofEnglandhad a specialservantthatwastitledTheGroomoftheStoolwhenitwastheirjobtotakecareofthekingwhilehewasdoinghisbusiness.
Commonersatthetimewouldlikelyhaveyoustrawthatcouldneverhaveaffordedtousesomethingexpensivelikelinenclothforsuch a purpose.
Well, thatmightnotsoundfuntobethegroomofthestool.
Infact, thejobwashighlyprized.
Thegroomofthestoolorfirstladyofthebedchamber, iftherulerwas a queeninsteadof a king, oftengottoheartheking's privatethoughts, whichmadeothercourtiersafraidofthemForthesecretsthattheyheld.
Thepositionwasoftenheldby a personofhighnobilityandwasn't eliminateduntil 1901 thefirstpeopletousepaperfortheirbathroomneedsasfarbackas 1500 yearsago, wherepeoplefromChinawherepaperwasinvented.