Don't callmeifyou'rewonderingwhy I amgarblingmyspeechsomuch.
Oh, myGod.
Oh, mySotired.
Here I aminwhathasproventobenotparticularlywarmandnotverysunnyTaipei.
Fuckme.
It's called a herethan I expected.
I actuallymighthavetogoandbuysomeSomewarmerclothesdidbecause I packedfor a pactforthewarm.
Butnevermind.
Here I am, 24 hoursorsoafterleavingyesterday.
Whateverdayitwaas, I don't reallyevenknowanymore.
TaxiformyhouseandislandtotheairportpullingtoeAmsterdamonourtochangeplanesandthen 12 hoursherethananhourin a in a carthat, like, bookedtotheapartmentYeah, istakencallednotquitecloseto 24 hours, a littleapartfrompassingoutforabout 15 minutesontheplane.
I don't sleepwellandplayingtothebestoftimemints.
AndtodaywasparticularlybaduntilyouWhyin a moment I haven't sleptatallalreadyeatenanything.
Well, thistime I thought, sinceit's such a longflight, Andi, since I'm doingtheoneyearnobeerchallengedtalkaboutonYouTubebefore I can't remember s so I won't bedrinking a tool, whichmeans, youknow, thetimetendstogo a littlebitslowerontheplane.
Well, I'lltellyouwhat.
I gotsomuchbetterforitcomingofftheotherend.
I upgradedmyseattooneoftheexitrowseatswhereyou'vegotbasicallynothinginfrontofyoubut a bigopenspaceyoucanstraightdown, whilethatturnedouttobethestupidestthingintheworldtodo.
Itwas 41 ofthemoststressfulintermsoff, justpeopleannoyingmejourneys I'veeverhad, whichisquiteannoyingbecause I actuallybookedmynormalcyand I upgradeditforanextrafee.
I mean, themoneyisirrelevant, butwell, youknow, atleast I learned a lessonfromthis.
I learnednottonottochangethingsthat I knowworks.
Nexttime I'llbebookingmytypicalseats, right?
Myarmisstartingtohurton.
I fear I amnotmakingtoomuchsense.
boom.
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