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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!

  • WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.

  • WE'RE ALL GOING THROUGH THE SAME THING RIGHT NOW.

  • WE'RE STUCK IN OUR HOMES, REPEATING THE SAME DAILY CHORES,

  • AND AFTER SEVEN WEEKS OF DOING THAT, SOME OF IT'S STARTING TO

  • FEEL MONOTONOUS.

  • ALPHABETIZING MY SOUP CANS DOESN'T GIVE ME THE SAME THRILL

  • AS IT DID BACK IN MID MARCH.

  • FORTUNATELY, "THE LATE SHOW"'S OWN JON BATISTE HAS COME UP WITH

  • A WAY FOR DOING YOUR CHORES MORE EXHILARATING.

  • JOHN?

  • >> JON: RIGHT NOW, MILLIONS OF AMERICANS ARE TRAPPED IN THEIR

  • HOMES.

  • AND THAT'S GOOD!

  • STAYING HOME IS IMPORTANT!

  • BUT IT CAN GET A LITTLE MONOTONOUS.

  • EVERY DAY, THE SAME THING: MAKE BREAKFAST, WIPE DOWN ALL

  • THE DOORKNOBS, PLAY PIANO FOR EIGHT HOURS STRAIGHT.

  • YOU KNOW, NORMAL STUFF.

  • THAT'S WHY I'M HELPING OUT, WITH "JON BATISTE SCORES YOUR

  • CHORES."

  • TAKE AN AVERAGE ACTIVITY, LIKE CLEANING OUT THE REFRIGERATOR.

  • BORING!

  • BUT LET'S ADD A LITTLE MUSIC TO THAT...

  • S S S S S S

  • S S S SO DRAMATIC!

  • AND IT'S NOT JUST FRIDGE CLEANING.

  • I'VE CREATED SCORES FOR ALL SORTS OF AVERAGE CHORES WE'RE

  • ALL STUCK AT HOME DOING, LIKE: FOLDING THE LAUNDRY.

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  • DISINFECTING THE MAIL.

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  • TEACHING THE KIDS.

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  • ( OMINOUS MUSIC ) AND DEBATING WHETHER TO PUT ON

  • PANTS TODAY.

  • ( RELAXING MUSIC ) NOW I DON'T JUST WANT TO KNOW IF

  • HE PUT PANTS ON... I'M EMOTIONALLY INVESTED!

  • SO DOWNLOAD "JON BATISTE SCORES YOUR CHORES" TODAY, BECAUSE

  • THESE ARE EPIC TIMES, AND YOU DESERVE AN EPIC SCORE!

  • >> Stephen: THANKS, JON!

  • BACK IN JUST A MINUTE WITH AN AMAZING PERFORMANCE FROM HIS

  • HOME BY THE GREAT JOHN FOGERTY.

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