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♪ >> JAMES: WELCOME BACK.
WE ARE WITH THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH AND BEN SCHWARTZ.
WE'VE BEEN ASKING OUR GUESTS TO SHARE SOMETHING SPECIAL THEY
HAVE AT HOME IN OUR "LATE LATE SHOW AND TELL."
DO EITHER OF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE?
BEN, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU'D LOVE TO SHARE WITH US?
>> I DO.
BUT WE HAVE TO MAKE A DECISION SO WE COULD ONLY HAVE ONE.
I KEEP ALL THE PROPS, SO I HAVE THE MONEY FROM PARKS AND
RECREATION.
>> James: YEAH.
WHEN I HELPED OUT WITH "STAR WARS," I STOLE INFORMATION FROM
THE MILLENNIUM FALCON.
THERE IS ONE THING THAT I HAVE, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER
THIS, JAMES, BUT THIS IS CRAZY, AND IT PROBABLY IS THE MOST
EXPENSIVE THING I HAVE IN MY ENTIRE HOUSE, I HAVE JAMES
CORDEN'S FIRST EVER AUTOGRAPH.
( LAUGHTER ) YOU GAVE THIS KNOW I GUESS WHEN
YOU WERE A KID.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN READ IT.
YOU WERE A LITTLE BOY.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: WOW.
THIS WAS CRAZY BECAUSE I WAS JUST WALKING AROUND THE U.K. AND
JAMES WAS SNELLING, I DON'T KNOW, SNEAKERS OR SOMETHING.
AND I SAID, GOD, YOU HAVE IT.
AND I SAID, I'D LIKE TOUR AUTOGRAPH, KID.
SO THIS IS IT.
>> James: WOW.
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
>> I'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT OF A BULLET-PROOF CASE BUT I'LL PUT
IT RIGHT BACK IN.
>> James: THOMAS, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SHARE WITH US?
>> WELL, I DO HAVE A LOT OF MY COOL STUFF ON BUT, YOU KNOW,
BEN'S GOT A GAMING LEAGUE, BUT HE WASN'T THE FIRST.
WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO L.A., I HAD A LEAGUE OF CHAMPS.
>> James: WOW.
I PLAYED HOCKEY AND SOCCER AND GUESS WHAT?
I WON 'EM BOTH.
>> James: WOW.
WHOA.
I WAS THE KID WHO INVITED PEOPLE OVER TO PLAY WITH HIS
TOYS AND WAS SUPER GOOD.
( LAUGHTER ) I WAS THE KID, I MEAN,
FULLY-GROWN ADULT.
>> James: REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR ANY OF OUR GUESTS
THIS EVENING?
>> Reggie: YES, I DO.
TONIGHT'S QUESTION IS IN VIRTUAL REALITY, SO IF YOU WOULD KINDLY
PUT ON YOUR VIRTUAL REALITY VISORS.
>> James: OH, WOW.
>> Reggie: THREE, TWO, ONE, ENGAGE.
ALL RIGHT, LET ME ACTIVATE THE VISUALIZER REAL QUICK.
OKAY, CAN YOU GUYS SEE THAT.
>> YES, SO FAR, IT'S JUST YOUR DANCING.
IS THAT CORRECT?
>> CORRECT.
HERE'S THE QUESTION.
THE DANCING WAS JUST THERE TO DISTRACT YOU.
IN A TIME BEYOND THAT WHICH WE ARE ACCUSTOMED TO, IF THERE WERE
MORE THAN THREE PEOPLE IN ONE'S LIFE, WOULD ONE TAKE ONE OF
THOSE THREE PEOPLE AND TAKE THEM ON AN ENCHANTING VIESAGE THROUGH
HISTORY?
>> OKAY, WELL, FIRST, YOU HAVE TO REMOVE ONE OF THE PEOPLE FROM
THE EQUATION BECAUSE, OTHERWISE, THE MATH DOESN'T WORK, BUT ONCE
YOU'VE DONE THAT, THEN -- >> ONCE YOU'VE DONE THAT, YOU
CAN GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT THROUGH TIME.
YOU CAN SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS.
BUT WHAT THOMAS AND I HAVE LEARNED IS YOU SHOULD NOT SPEAK
TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE YOUNGER.
RIGHT, THOMAS IS THIS.
>> OH, YEAH, BECAUSE IF I WOULD HAVE SAID THAT, I WOULD HAVE
BEEN A MARINE BIOLOGIST AND SELLING MERCH AT A MARINE
BIOLOGIST TABLE.
>> James: IS THAT RIGHT, REG?
I'M AFRAID THAT'S CORRECT.
>> James: IT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
ALL THREE, MIDDLEDITCH AND SCHWARTZ IMPROV SPECIALS ARE
BRILLIANT AND VEIL RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX.
IS THANK YOU BEN SCHWARTZ, THANK YOU, THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH.
BACK WITH BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG, EVERYBODY!
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