Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles ♪ >> Stephen: EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK! I HOPE EVERYBODY WELCOMED BACK. WE'RE HERE WITH JOHN MULANEY. HE'S STILL HERE, I'M STILL HERE, THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS STICK AROUND. YOU AND YOUR COMPATRIOT NICK KROLL, FAMOUS FOR "OH, HELLO: THE P'DCAST," DID IT WIN AWARDS? >> NO. >> Stephen: SHOULD HAVE. THE TONEY AWARD COMMITTEE HAD A MEETING TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT IT COUNTED AS A PLAY BUT IT DIDN'T. >> Stephen: WHAT WAS IT THEN? IT WAS A SPECIAL PRESENTATION. >> Stephen: THAT'S BETTER THAN A PLAY. YOU SHOULD GET A SPECIAL TONY. >> YOU CAN IF YOU'RE VERY POWERFUL. LIKE AT LOT OF TIMES, YOUR -- AGAIN, I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD, BUT ELAINE WOULD DO A SPECIAL CATEGORY AND YOU WOULD GET AN AWARD. YOU HAVE A LOVELY SHOW. >> Stephen: AND YOU AND NICK HAVE A PODCAST CALLED "OH, HELLO: THE P'DCAST." >> YES. AND IT'S THOSE TWO GENTLEMEN ARE EXAMINING THE LIFE AND DEATH OF PRINCESS DIANA. >> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT THE WHOLE THING IS AB? >> YEAH, JUST WHAT THEY KNOW ABOUT PRINCESS DIANA. TALKING TO A VARIETY OF GUESTS, WE HAVE PETE DAVIDSON, A PSYCHIC NAME FERUSHIA, JOHN OLIVER, AND GEORGE AND GIL HAVE BEEN WORKING WITH IRA GLASS THROUGHOUT IT. EACH EPISODE IS ABOUT 17 MINUTES. >> Stephen: DO YOU NEED A -- OH. >> Stephen: DO YOU FEED ANYBODY TO -- >> ARE YOU TECH-AVAIL? >> Stephen: I'M SORRY? TECH-AVAIL? >> THAT MEANS TECHNICALLY AVAILABLE. >> Stephen: I'M TECH-AVAIL. TEPHEN. >> Stephen: I'M TECH-AVAIL. JOHN, LAST TIME WE TALKED A LOT ABOUT ANXIETY. HAVE YOU TRANSITIONED TO ZOOM THERAPY? >> YES, I HAVE BEEN SEEING MY THERAPIST OVER ZOOM TWICE A WEEK, AND I WANT TO SAY THIS, WITH ALL SENSITIVITY TO THE TRULY TERRIBLE THINGS THAT ARE HAPPENING WITH THIS VIRUS, SHE DID SAY TO ME RECENTLY, I THINK PEOPLE WITH YOUR BRAIN ARE THRIVING RIGHT NOW. ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> I THINK THAT I THRIVE UNDER THE GOVERNMENT KIND OF PARENTING ME AND SAYING, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T GO OUT, YOU CAN'T -- YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING. I TAKE GREAT COMFORT IN BEING TOLD I CAN'T DO ANYTHING -- >> Stephen: OR SEE ANYONE. OR SEE ANYONE. BUT YOU'RE NOT LAZY OR ANTI-SOCIAL FOR DOING IT, YOU'RE FOLLOWING THE LAW. >> Stephen: YOU'RE BEING A GOOD GUY. >> YES, APARENLY, I HAVE NO BOUNDARIES AND I NEED THEM. >> Stephen: DO YOU EVER ASK HOW YOUR THERAPIST IS DOING? >> YEAH. >> Stephen: BECAUSE I TRIED VERY HARD NOT TO. >> NO, I DO NOW. I ALWAYS HAVE, AND I LOVE MY THERAPIST. I'VE SEEN THIS WOMAN FOR A WHILE AND SHE'S GREAT. SINCE THIS ALL STARTED, IT'S BEEN AN INTERESTING PHENOMENON WHERE I MIGHT SAY, YOU KNOW, HOW ARE YOU? AND SHE'LL SAY, WELL, YOU KNOW... AND I GO, YEAH. SO I LIKE THAT. THAT HELPS ME TO KNOW THAT, LIKE, SHE'S NOT HAVING A GREAT TIME, YOU KNOW. >> Stephen: YEAH. BUT THEN AGAIN, IF SHE'S NOT HAVING A GREAT TIME, MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN THAT ENTERTAINING. MAYBE SHE'S NOT THAT HAPPY TO SEE YOU. LIKE, EH, I'VE SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE. WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT. THAT AGAIN? REALLY? THAT EMOTIONAL SCAR? GET SOME NEW MATERIAL. >> I SAID TO HER ONCE, I KNOW THIS IS KIND OF CLICHE ME -- ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: MY THERAPIST IS VERY NICE. SHE WON'T EVER REVEAL WHETHER I'VE TOLD HER THE STORY BEFORE. >> OH, NO! >> Stephen: YEAH. SHE'LL BE, LIKE -- >> DO YOU START SWEATING IT HALFWAY THROUGH? >> Stephen: I TOTALLY FEEL LIKE I'VE TOLD THE STORY BEFORE. SHE'S LIKE, NO, IF IT'S ON YOUR MIND, JUST TELL THE STORY. BECAUSE IT'S NOT STORYTELLING. >> YES, OF COURSE. IF YOU WANTED TO TELL THAT STORY >> Stephen: IN THIS MOMENT, YOU SHOULD TELL IT. >> THERE'S A REASON. >> Stephen: THAT'S T TORTUROUS. ONE OF ELEVEN CHILDREN. I WAS A TERRIBLE STORY TELLER. I WOULD PUT IN FAR TOO MANY DETAILS. I WOULD DRAG OUT EVERYTHING FOREVER. MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS' EYES WOULD LOLIN THEIR HEAD AND TONGUES BE OUT ON THE COUCH WAITING FOR THE STORY TO BE OVER, AND I HEARD MY MOTHER TELL THE REST OF THEM, YOU LISTEN TO HIS STORIES! IT MEANS SO MUCH TO HIM! SO TO THIS DAY IF ANYONE IS LISTENING TO MY STORIES, IT'S MOM GOT TO 'EM. >> WERE YOU KIND OF A BREATHLESS ( BREATHING BREATHLESSLY ) -- THESE GUYS, DID THAT -- >> Stephen: NO, GROUND YOU ON THE DETAILS. I SAW A DOG ON THE STREET, A REDDISH BROWN DOG, IT HAD SPOTS, IT WAS LIKE THE EARS WERE RED. ( LAUGHTER ) JOHN MULANEY, AT A CERTAIN POINT, LEGALLY, I THINK I HAVE TO STOP. >> I UNDERSTAND THAT. >> Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. I'D LOVE TO DRIVE YOU AROUND THE CHERRY BLOSSOMS WHEN THIS IS ALL DONE. >> Stephen: PLEASE. I'LL CHECK IN WITH ROB, FIRST. SEE WHAT THAT WAS LIKE. I WISH I HAD A PILL I COULD GIVE YOU TO WAKE YOU UP. BUT THANK YOU FOR JOINING US. CHEERS. >> CHEERS TO YOU. >> Stephen: YOU CAN LISTEN TO "OH, HELLO: THE P'DCAST" NOW. JOHN MULANEY, EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. QUARANTINE CLEANING TIPS FROM JON BATISTE. ♪ ♪
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