Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. MY NEXT GUEST IS THE BESTSELLING COOKBOOK AUTHOR AND BELOVED HOST OF THE FOOD NETWORK'S "BAREFOOT CONTESSA." PLEASE WELCOME, INA GARTEN! HELLO! >> THERE YOU ARE! >> Stephen: THERE YOU ARE, TOO. >> ALL RIGHT! >> Stephen: I-- I-- ONE OF THE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT YOUR SHOW IS THAT IT'S SO INTIMATE. I FEEL LIKE I'M IN YOUR KITCHEN WHILE YOU'RE COOKING. SO I'M TOTALLY PREPARED FOR THIS KIND OF INTIMACY RIGHT NOW. >> IT'S-- ISN'T IT GREAT? I MEAN, YOU CAN DO IT FROM HOME. IT'S NOT THE SAME, BUT IT'S STILL-- IT'S DIFFERENT. IT'S INTERESTING TO SEE WHERE PEOPLE LIVE. >> Stephen: YES. >> AND YOU GET A SENSE OF WHO THEY THINK THEY ARE BY WHAT'S BEHIND THEM, RIGHT, DON'T YOU? >> Stephen: YES. I CAN TELL WHO YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU HAVE-- YOU HAVE-- >> CABINETS BEHIND ME. I'M IN THE KITCHEN. WHERE ELSE WOULD I BE. >> Stephen: HOSPITALITY BEHIND YOU, YOU HAVE. YOU HAVE A DINNER PARTY BEHIND YOU. I HAVE A BIG SIGN WITH MY NAME ON IT. YOU AND JEFFREY HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 52 YEARS, WHICH IS BEAUTIFUL. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: HAVE YOU LEARNED ANYTHING NEW ABOUT JEFFREY FROM THIS INTIMATE TIME TOGETHER? >> WHEN WE WERE MARRIED FOR I THINK A YEAR AND A HALF, WE HAD FOUR MONTHS AND NOTHING TO DO AND NO WITHIN MANN. HE WAS GOING TO GRADUATE SCHOOL. AND I JUST-- WE JUST DECIDED THAT WE WERE GOING TO GET TWO REALLY CHEAP TICKETS TO EUROPE. WE BOUGHT AN ORANGE PUP TENT WHICH WAS LIKE THREE FEET TALL. AND WE LIVED IN THAT PUP TENT FOR FOUR MONTHS. AND AT THE END OF THAT, I THOUGHT, IF WE'RE STILL SUCH GOOD FRIEND, WE CAN SURVIVE ANYTHING. SO BEING QUARANTINED IN A WHOLE HOUSE IS LIKE A LUXURY. IT WAS REALLY-- IT WAS-- IT WAS THE MOMENT YOU KNEW EVERYTHING WAS GOING TO BE OKAY. >> Stephen: NOW, A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, YOU MADE A BIT OF A SPLASH, HAD A VIRAL MOMENT, WHEN YOU POSTED ON INSTAGRAM MAKING A COCKTAIL IN A HUGE MARTINI GLASS. >> I JUST EYE DON'T KNOW WHY. IT JUST-- I HAD THIS GLASS, AND I THOUGHT OH, THIS WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY. I HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. IT WAS LIKE A BOMB EXPLODED. ARE WE MAKING COCKTAILS TOGETHER? >> Stephen: I HOPE SO. >> OH, GOOD. >> Stephen: THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY HAS A MARTINI GLASS THAT SIZE SAYS A LOT ABOUT A PERSONAL. >> IT WAS A GIFT. >> Stephen: EXACTLY. >> YOU HAVE ONE TOO! >> >> Stephen: CHEERS. >> BUT DO YOU HAVE THE LARGEST COCKTAIL SHAIRK EVER? >> Stephen: I DO! I DON'T HAVE IT IN THE ROOM. >> DO YOU? >> Ninan: DON'T HAVE IT IN THE ROOM. I'LL GET IT. >> SOMEONE GAVE ME THIS COCKTAIL SHAKER. >> Stephen: I'LL MAKE MY COCKTAIL. YOU MAKE YOUR COCKTAIL. >> OKAY, GREAT. >> Stephen: I'M GOING TO ASK YOU SOME OTHER QUESTIONS. WHAT TIME DID YOU POST THAT VIDEO, BY THE WAY, THE OTHER DAY? >> I WAS AFRAID YOU WERE GOING TOA SC THAT. IT WAS 9:30 IN THE MORNING. I MEAN, IT'S A VIRUS, YOU KNOW. YOU'RE QUARANTINED. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WHENEVER YOU WANT. YOU CAN CHOCOLATE CAKE IN THE MORNING AND YOU CAN HAVE BREAKFAST FOR DINNER. >> Stephen: WHAT KIND OF DRINK ARE YOU MAKING? >> COSMOPOLITAN. WHAT ARE YOU MAKING? >> Stephen: AN ESPRESSO MARTINI. >> THAT SOUNDS GOOD! >> Stephen: A SHOT OF ESPRESSO. SOME KAHLUA, SOME VODKA. >> Jon: THAT SOUNDS GOOD. >> Stephen: IT'S LOVELY. A NICE CHUNK OF ICE IN HERE. RIGHT THERE. >> I LIKE THAT YOU'RE DOING IT ON YOUR DESK. IS THIS A VERY NATURAL PLACE FOR YOU TO BE DOING IT? >> Stephen: NO, NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS NATURAL. >> ANOTHER 30 SECONDS. YOU HAVE TO DO IT FOR 30 SECOND S. >> Stephen: 30 SECONDS. >> WHAT DID YOU LEARN ABOUT YOUR WIFE THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW BEFORE QUARANTINE? >> Stephen: HOW PATIENT SHE COULD BE WITH ME. >> THAT'S GOOD. >> Stephen: THOUGH, I HAD HINTSZ OF IT OVER THE YEARS. YOU'RE KNOWN FOR THROWING FABULOUS DINNER PARTIES. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE HAVING COCKTAIL PARTIES, DINNER PARTIES. WHAT IS THE SECRET TO THROWING A GOOD TELE-DINNER PARTY? >> YOU KNOW, IT'S INTERESTING, I THOUGHT-- I HAVEN'T DONE A ZOOM DINNER PARTY, BUT A FRIEND SAID WE SHOULD DO IT. AND SHE SAID THE KEY IS THAT EVERYBODY IS EATING THE SAME THING. SO YOU NOT ONLY HAVE THAT EXPERIENCE OF SEEING EACH OTHER, BUT IN FACT YOU HAVE THE EXPERIENCE OF REALLY-- OF SMELLING THE SAME THING AND EEGHT THE SAME THING. WAIT A MINUTE. YOU HAVE A HUMAN-SIZED COCKTAIL THERE. I HAVE A VERY LARGE ONE. CHEERS. >> Stephen: CHEERS. >> CHEERS. >> Stephen: I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH COFFEE. >> CAN I DRINK THIS? >> Stephen: SURE. I'LL TAKE A SIP AT LEAST. >> I THINK I NEED JEFFREY TO HELP ME WITH THIS. >> Stephen: IS JEFFREY THERE? >> HE IS. JEFFREY? ARE YOU HERE? UH-OH. HE'S LURKING AROUND. I THINK THIS IS A TWO-PERSON COCKTAIL, RIGHT? >> Stephen: EXACTLY. >> HERE'S JEFFREY. >> Stephen: HEY! JEFFREY! GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> DO YOU WANT TO SEE HOW WE ARE SO GOOD TOGETHER IN QUARANTINE. A STRA FOR YOU. A STRA FOR ME. WE'RE GOOD. >> Stephen: THOUGH, TECHNICALLY, I THINK THE STRAWS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SIX FEET LONG. >> THIS IS GOOD! THAT'S GOOD! YEAH, THAT'S REALLY GOOD. >> IT'S GOOD, ISN'T IT? >> Stephen: NOW, THIS IS A TIME OF GREAT ANXIETY FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE. WHAT DO YOU DO? WHAT QA CALMS YOU DOWN? >> WHAT DO WE DO THAT CALMS US DOWN? I THINK ANYTHING THAT MAKES YOU FEEL NORMAL CALMS ME DOWN. LIKE, WE GET IN THE CAR AND WE DRIVE TO THE BEACH AND LISTEN TO A PODCAST, YOU KNOW. JUST TAKE A RIDE OR-- I DON'T KNOW. >> WATCH A MOVIE. >> WATCH A MOVIE. LIKE NORMAL THINGS. WORK DURING THE DAY. I COOK-- I COOK BREAKFAST-- I HAD NO IDEA WHAT THIS WAS GOING TO BE. FORTUNATELY, I LIKE TO COOK. >> Stephen: ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT THE HOE SHOW, JEFFREY, IS WHEN INA SENDS YOU ON CHORES. WHAT SHORES IS SHE SENDING YOU TO DO NOW? >> NOW I CAN'T. NOW I CAN'T GO OUT. >> THAT'S HIS EXCUSE-- "SORRY, I CAN'T DO IT." TO THE MARKET TO GET BOTTLES OF WATER. OKAY, YOU'RE GOOD. >> I'M GOOD? GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> Stephen: BYE, JEFFREY. SEE YOU AT THE CHEESE SHOP. >> SHE'S SUCH A GOOD SPORT. INA, I KNOW YOU LIKE TO BAKE. ARE YOU BAKING ANYTHING NEW LATELY? >> WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M WORKING-- I HAVE A BOOK COMING OUT IN THE FALL APPROPRIATELY CALLED "MODERN COMFORT FOOD." HOW IS THAT FOR PRESCIENT. THE TWO THINGS IN THERE I LIKE THE MOST ARE SOMETHING I'VE WORKED ON FOR YEARS, LITERALLY YEARS, BOSTON CREAM PIE. AND I FINALLY NAILED IT. >> Stephen: I LOVE BOSTON SCREAM CREME BY PYE. >> I KNOW. AND IT'S USUALLY BORING, IT'S SWEET AND MORE SWEET AND VANILLA AND CHOCOLATE. SO I MADE A REALLY GOOD ONE. >> Stephen: PLEASE, SAVE ME A SLICE. >> WHAT? >> Stephen: SAVE ME A SLICE, PLEASE. >> I'LL SAVE YOU A SLICE. I KNOW YOU'RE A GOOD BAKER BECAUSE YOU MADE ME THE MOST DELICIOUS APPLE RAISIN COOKIES AFTER THE FIRST TIME I WAS ON THE SHOW. I WAS SO TOUCHED YOU DID THAT. >> Stephen: I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKED THEM. I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS TO SEND THEM OUT TO INA GARTEN. >> DO YOU SHARE THE RECIPE? >> Stephen: NO, I CAN'T REMEMBER IT. >> THEY WERE REALLY GOOD. AND IT WAS THE NEXT MORNING. I COULDN'T BELIEVE YOU WENT HOME AND BAKED COOKIES. >> Stephen: I ESSENTIALLY WAS TRYING TO MAKE MY OWN POP TARTS. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE COOKING WITH WHATEVER IS IN THEIR PANTRY RIGHT NOW. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: THEY'RE SORT OF REDISCOVERING WHY THEY GOT THOSE CANS OF CAN LEANY BEANS FOUR YEARS AGO. >> SO MANY BEANS. >> Stephen: WHAT ARE THE STAPLESEB SHOULD HAVE? NAME THREE THINGS THAT PEOPLE WOULDN'T THINK OF BUT THEY SHOULD HAVE TO STRETCH THEIR PANTRY. >> WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT? CERTAINLY OLIVE OIL. ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA. CANNED TOMATOES. YOU CAN MAKE SO MANY THINGS WITH THAT. YOU CAN MAKE SOUP. YOU CAN MAKE PASTA. YOU CAN M MAKE A FRITTATA WITH SPAGHETTI IN IT. I THINK THOSE ARE THE BIG ONES. I STARTED AN INSTAGRAM POST SAYING WHAT I'M COOKING EVERY DAY FROM THE PANTRY. AND PEOPLE ARE SENDING IN, WHAT, DO I DO WITH THE"-- YOU KNOW "REPUBLICANNER BEANS OR RED BEANS I HAVE IN THE PANTRY?" EVERYBODY HAS BEANS BUT DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM. >> Stephen: CARB I HAD DRAITS ARE A GREAT TRANQUILIZER. >> A FRIEND SAID SHE GOT ALL OF THESE VEGETABLES AND HEALTHY GRAINS, AND SHE WENT TO THE REFRIGERATOR, ALL SHE WANTED WAS A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH. THAT'S REALLY WHAT WE WANT. >> Stephen: INA, THANK YOU SO MUCH. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN PERSON AGAIN. >> SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. STAY SAFE. HAVE FUN. AND CELEBRATE EVERYTHING. >> Stephen: INA GARTEN, EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. CHEERS
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