LATE SHOW."

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING.

I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TEAR YOURSELF AWAY FROM PEOPLE'S

INSTAGRAM PHOTOS OF BREAD.

IT MEANS A LOT THAT YOU'RE HERE.

IT DOES.

HOW ARE YOU, REGGIE?

YOU GOOD?

>> Reggie: I FEEL GOOD.

>> James: ANYTHING I CAN GET YOU?

>> Reggie: MAYBE -- NO.

>> James: JUST SAY THE WORD.

WHAT DO YOU NEED?

>> Reggie: I WOULD LOVE -- I WOULD LOVE TO PILOT AN AIRCRAFT

CARRIER.

>> James: DONE.

>> Reggie: OKAY.

>> James: I'VE JUST SORTED IT OUT.

>> Reggie: SO COOL.

>> James: GUILLERMO, WHAT DO YOU NEED?

>> Reggie: SCHWARMA.

>> James: HAGAR.

>> Reggie: LEMONADE.

>> James: DONE.

STEVE.

>> Reggie: EXERCISE BIKE.

>> James: CAN'T HELP YOU WITH THAT.

TIMBO, WHAT DO YOU NEED?

WHAT'S HAPPENED HERE?

>> Reggie: MY WIFE GOT TO ME WITH THE RAZORS.

>> James: I'M LOVING THIS.

>> Reggie: IT'S A PANDEMIC MULLET.

>> James: TURN AROUND.

SEE THE BACK HERE.

>> Reggie: PARTY IN THE BOOK.

>> James: OH, WOW.

YEAH, SO I DON'T NEED A HAIRCUT BECAUSE I'VE GOT THAT

COVERED.

>> James: YOU DON'T NEED A HAIRCUT.

YOU'VE GOT A GOOD T-SHIRT, THIS WHOLE LOOK.

>> YEAH, THANKS, MAN.

>> James: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE WITH THAT HAIR, THAT

GLASSES, THAT T-SHIRT?

YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO CAN'T GET ME DRUGS BUT A DECADE AGO,

HE WAS YOUR GUY.

( LAUGHTER ) >> YOU READ 'EM WELL, JAMES.

>> Reggie: ACTUALLY, THAT'S PRETTY ARC.

>> James: WELL, THE BAND ARE HERE, REGGIE'S HERE.

ALSO ON THE SHOW TONIGHT, WE HAVE A FRIEND OF THE SHOW, THE

ABSOLUTE DREAM JEFF GOLDBLUM WILL BE HERE

FOLLOWED BY AN INCREDIBLE PERFORMANCE FROM JAMES BLAKE.

IF YOU MISS IT, YOU WILL REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

BUT FIRST, YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

IT'S CHEER O'CLOCK.

THIS IS "THREE THINGS TO CHEER YOU UP."

♪ THREE THINGS ♪ ♪ THREE THINGS TO CHEER YOU UP ♪

>> James: FIRST UP, WHILE MANY PARENTS ARE

CURRENTLY FIGURING OUT THE BEST WAY TO HOME-SCHOOL THEIR

CHILDREN, SOME STUDENTS ARE BEST LEFT TO THEIR OWN DEVICES.

>> WHAT'S FIVE MINUS THREE?

FIVE MINUS THREE EQUALS TWO.

>> James: I'M ACTUALLY NOT MAD AT THAT.

THE OTHER DAY, I WAS TRYING TO HELP MY SON WITH HIS HOMEWORK

AND I GAVE UP.

I COULDN'T DO IT.

I FOUND MYSELF SAYING TO HIM, MAX, YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO USE

ANY OF THIS, YOU'RE NOT.

WE'RE WALKING AROUND WITH LITERALLY ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE IN

OUR POCKETS.

PEOPLE USED TO SAY WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL, WELL, WHAT WON'T YOU DO

WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A CALCULATOR?

YOU WILL HAVE A CALCULATOR.

IT'S FINE.

IT'S RECESS, DADDY NEEDS A DRINK.

MOVING ON, WITH THEME PARKS CLOSED ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY,

PEOPLE IN LOCKDOWN ARE BEING FORCED TO MAKE THEIR OWN FUN.

SOME, MORE SUCCESSFULLY THAN OTHERS.

♪ ♪

♪ ( LAUGHTER )

>> JAMES: IMAGINE BEING IN THAT HOUSE.

"HONEY, I'LL GET A TEACUP, YOU GRAB THE CAT!

I'VE GOT AN IDEA!"